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Toni Garrn Bikini Action of the Day

Toni Garrn is a German model who travels in a bikini with Leonardo DiCaprio. I don’t know if that makes her an escort, I assume she’s getting paid for this, but maybe not directly, and only in PR hits. I know hookers and hookers love to be referred to as models that you are hiring to spend time with…and the sex is just because they pretend they are feeling you. I just assumed it was a loop hole in the law…but what the fuck do I care…the hookers I fuck are like 5 dollars a hand job… That said, I have heard endless stories that Leonardo is a poofter. A queen. A queer. A faggot. A homo. A fudge packer…whatever you want to call a motherfucker into dudes…which I guess would be better off called a daddyfucker. But maybe those people are just jealous of his boyish good looks, his extreme fame and wealth and the amount of girls he’s pulled without even trying…even though being Jealous of Leo is prett fucking pathetic of anyone…make your own money loser. So I don’t know what this arrangement is. Maybe he’s stuck with the german because the scent of poo reminds him of the sex he actually likes as he shits on her to make himself feel better. Maybe he sticks big things in his ass…or maybe she’s just for show… Ultimately – who cares. His life is better than yours. He’s a fucking yacht in the Mediterranean with models…you’re unemployed with a fat wife…and if anything he’s giving you a gift with these pics. Something to jerk off to…and there’s very little wrong with that. If I was Leo, I’d keep my models in a cage in the basement, like fighter dogs…keep em hungry so they act on their best behavior…since he’s proven one thing…they are interchangeable if they act up. Here she is floating in the water…if you squint you can see the bikini riding up her twat…probably something Leonardo never does…you know because she doesn’t have a dick… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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They Found Love: Is RihRih Planning On Taking A Romantic Cruise With Drake After Failing To Win Back Breezy???

Has RihRih finally moved on? Rihanna reportedly will join Drake on a romantic break in the Mediterranean. The singer is rumored to have booked a yacht on the French Riviera to spend a week with the rapper. Apparently she spent $154,000 on the cruise, following the death of her grandmother known as Dolly. A source told The Sun newspaper: ”Rihanna is determined to live life to the full following her grandma’s death and decided to give it another go with Drake. ”In the past he’d moan that she wouldn’t commit and was working all the time. But she’s up for trying again.” The insider continued: ”They’re meeting up on a plush yacht in Cannes next week and will then spend a week cruising around the Med. ”Rihanna wants to travel down through Italy and go to the most romantic places she’s seen online.” Drake was involved in a brawl with Rihanna’s ex-boyfriend Chris Brown last month at New York nightclub. The source added: ”It’s just what she needs after an incredibly tough few months — however, they also know how to party. ”They’ll be joined on the yacht by a few friends, who plan to sink a lot of champagne on the trip.” Is RihRih finally moving on? Or is this just another ploy to get under her ex’s skin with dating his arch light skinned nemesis? Source

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Kanye West Lines Up Two Shows At Atlantic City Casino

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Dominique Storelli Unknown Bikini Pictures

I’ve never heard of this Dominique Storelli chick, but she wore a bikini to some party she was invited to this past weekend so she’s my kind of girl. Apparently she’s the cover girl of the March issue of Maxim magazine. Whooptidoo! I don’t care about any of that, she basically wore a thong bikini and heels on the red carpet… That’s all I’m getting from these shots. I should have invited her to my Mother’s Day party. Next year.

Victoria Silvstedt’s Awesome Bikini Pictures

I love this Victoria Silvstedt chick, I know she’s done some modeling at some point in her life, but she basically spends her time hanging out on rich dudes yachts in the Mediterranean now. What a life. One of these days I’ll be rich enough to have a sexy hood ornament like this on my yacht, but until them I’m going to have to make do with pictures. You may have noticed that I’ve got a ton of these shots, so take your time, keep yourself hydrated and enjoy the show. You’re welcome.

Victoria Silvstedt’s Awesome Bikini Pictures

I love this Victoria Silvstedt chick, I know she’s done some modeling at some point in her life, but she basically spends her time hanging out on rich dudes yachts in the Mediterranean now. What a life. One of these days I’ll be rich enough to have a sexy hood ornament like this on my yacht, but until them I’m going to have to make do with pictures. You may have noticed that I’ve got a ton of these shots, so take your time, keep yourself hydrated and enjoy the show. You’re welcome.

#Winning: Charlie Sheen’s Former Crib Sold To Big Bang Theory Actor For $2.9 Milli

Via Realtor.com: Helberg is reportedly shelling out $2.9 million for the Los Angeles, California property, located just south of the Griffith Observatory and Mount Hollywood in the prominent Los Feliz neighborhood. The sale represents somewhat of a victory for Sheen. The consistently unpredictable, unemployed winner purchased the estate with then-wife Brooke Mueller in 2007 for $2.575 million, and has had the house on the market since mid-2009. Built in 1927, the newly-minted Helberg manor measures in at just under 4,200-square-feet and features a restored interior with Bouquet Canyon stone flooring, capacious living room with trestle-style vaulted ceilings, formal dining room and a generous master suite. The exterior of the gated property blends elements of Mediterranean and Southwestern design with an ocotillo-tiled courtyard and walkways that lead to an oversized backyard and pool.

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Joanna Krupa Sexy Bikini Pictures For FHM

We don’t see nearly as much of Joanna Krupa as we used to, it’s kind of sad, she must be dating some rich old European dude who wants to keep her all to himself aboard his luxury yacht somewhere in the Mediterranean. Selfish bastard. But it looks like she took a little time out of her busy schedule of suntanning and avoiding sexual contact to pose for some pretty nice shots for FHM . Anything that gets this hottie back in her bikini is good enough for me. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Arrive in Italy

While fans and critics debate the beauty of her wedding dress in the States, Kim Kardashian has jetted off to Europe with new husband Kris Humphries. Multiple sources confirm that the newlyweds landed in Paris this week and then headed to Italy, where a limousine was waiting in Naples to take the couple to a cruise ship. They’re expected to hit the waters of the Mediterranean for a week, with stops in towns such as towns of Amalfi and Positano. With a break from this painful pairing in America, citizens are left to debate topics from their wedding that include: Does our culture need to reassess its values? Why is Kim Kardashian famous again? What K-name will be given to their first child? How awesome is Ray J?!? [Photo: WENN.com]

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Congratulations: Chrissy Bosh And Her Wife Set To Take European Honeymoon Vacation

We wonder if Chrissy’s wife knows that she is in a same-sex marriage? Miami Heat star Chris Bosh and his fiancée, Adrienne Williams, will take a romantic honeymoon in Europe, hitting St. Tropez and various glam locations in Italy after their wedding later this week. The couple, who will wed in Miami, will jet-set on a lavish Mediterranean tour. Sources tell us their close friend, designer Domenico Vacca, has agreed to show them the sights on part of the trip. One source tells us the honeymoon includes “chic parties in St. Tropez, romantic dinners in Capri, sunbathing in Positano, sightseeing in Rome and Naples and yachting in Sardinia and Capri.” The big wedding bash is expected to be attended by a host of stars including Bosh’s Miami teammates and team staff, who have all been given permission to attend. But a rep for Bosh said, “Nothing has been decided as yet.” “Given permission”?? Damn, that doesn’t seem like team camaraderie to us, what ever happened to inviting your boys? Sounds like they asked if it was ok to attend and Chrissy said “I’ll think about it”…SMH Source

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