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Izabel Goulart Fitness Goals of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Izabel Goulart is fit as fuck…so fit that as she nears menopause her musculature is slowly making her look more and more like a man….thank god for those fake tits and long hair so we know what she identifies as…and really there is no evidence that she is not a man, or that she didn’t start as a man, she is Brazilian which for years was the hub of trannies…it’s a cultural thing… She’s the VS model who hasn’t done much since VS but workout. She still walks the runway show, for whatever fucking reason and her body is fucking solid…especially in this doughy era of fat chicks…so I support her strict dieting and hard fitness work…it’s more impressive to look at than a bitch who doesn’t try… Plus this pool bike shit, you know spin in a pool cuz it offers resistance is not only cool, but a great way for her to stick a dildo to the seat and none of us would be the wiser…slide the bikini to the side and go…assuming that she doesn’t have a dick…which we can’t due to her Brazilian musculature…but you get what I am saying and that is that this is hot. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Izabel Goulart Fitness Goals of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Culpo Nip Slip of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Culpo flashing her nipples on Instagram….I am sure she had no idea that this was going on or that her tit was fully out…you know “How embarrassing, my whole tit was out, I’ll just keep on going and keep it up on my feed”… cuz showing tit gets attention and attention is what her business is based on, that’s why she’s been a sex worker to celebs and athletes….before fully embracing the bullshit titled of “Influencer”…which in and of itself is such a cocky, bold, narcissistic thing…”I influence people because I am cool, classy, stylish, important”….but that’s expected from these vapid cunts on social media getting paid for the dumbest shit… Maybe she can influence your jerking off…that is the extent of influence I think she’s got… I mean the bitch is looking right at her nipple as she films this.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Culpo Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid Incest Pussy Flashing of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid are Arabs, which means they would be mercy killed if it wasn’t for the fact that her family raised them in LA, where being an LA vapid twat who craves being a model because it is that stamp of approval their egos need, outweighed their Arab family values… Their dad, a pervert LA rich dude who fucks sugar babies and pays their rent, basically bought the family into the “celebrity thing”…to keep up with the Kardashians…oh that is why they called their show that…and like all the incest porn I’ve seen since the late 70s have explained to me, you gotta stick with the family and keep it in the family because no one else can be trusted… what I am saying is that there is no way their pervert dad hasn’t jacked off to pics of them…if anything he probably dressed them in these racy outfits….and got the paparazzi to get that pussy shot to keep their story going…it’s always the ugly one who is the crowd favorite cuz she’s more willing to do shit and not talk about it… So whether that is her pussy or not…doesn’t matter. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid Incest Pussy Flashing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Monica Bellucci Still Hot of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Monica Bellucci is still hot at 54 years old, must be all the olive oil. Natures lubrication for anal sex. I used to work with this Greek pervert in a Warehouse who was fucking the fat secretary or “receptionist” or “administrative assistant” depending on what level of fucking pussy who hates traditional gender norms…and who doesn’t call a stwardess a stewardess or a Air Waitress but instead subscribes to the non-gender specific “Flight Attendant” …shut the fuck up you Christmas Hating fuck…Yes..cuz you’re the same asshole who wishes people a Happy Holiday because you fear offending them…fuck you can offend someone by saying “I thought you were a girl” while realizing they have a dick in their panties…on your TINDER dry hump sessions…. Anyway….I used to work with this Greek pervert in a Warehouse and he’d just go on an on about fucking the fat secretary up the ass using Olive Oil…making the kind of salad he was into…shit on dick…salad… This has nothing to do with Monica Bellucci at 54…but I used to get my haircut before I gave up on life a decade ago….when Bellucci was 44 by some Italian guy…and he would just talk about her tits..and how great they are despite her age…which I guess is rare in Italy as the woman usually have full beards and are 300 pounds of Ravioli by 44….while this bitch is still someone you’d want to put your dick in her ravioli….which isn’t saying much….we’d fuck anything…including seniors at the home who have alzheimers so that no one believes them when they tell on you – so some hot busty famous Italian at 54 is a no brainer… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Monica Bellucci Still Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Backpacks For Under $35 That Will Have Your Friends Saying “Where’d You Get That?”

Posted on July 28, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Source: martin-dm / Getty Back to school is right around the corner, which means parents and kids are looking for backpacks! Backpacks are becoming more and more expensive as the years go by, but you also get what you pay for. To reach a happy medium, we’ve done the research to find some of the coolest book bags for under $35 that will surely make you friends say, “Where’d you get that?” 1. Lightweight Canvas Backpack Set, 3 in 1 Fashion Rucksack Travel Laptop Backpack Bookbag with Lunch Bag $29.99 This backpack is stylish and comes 3 in 1: Travel Laptop Backpack, Lunchbag, clutch ______ 2 . Keenstone Rucksack Satchel Backpack With USB Charging  $35.99 This is a travel Computer Backpack with USB Charging Port, Water Resistant College School Bookbag Fits 14 Inch Laptop and Notebook. _______ 3. LuckyZ Backpack Lightweight Canvas Leather Daykpack $26.98 Roomy space for carrying laptop, clothes, books and other everyday essentials. or well as a bookbag for school or college. Simple backpack for outdoor or traveling. _____ 4. Vintage Backpack Modoker Canvas College School Messenger Rucksack  $26.99 USB CHARGING PORT: With built-in charging cable and external USB charging port, this college backpack offers an easy way to charging your phone when walking. _____ 5. Classic Lightweight Water-Resistant College School Travel Backpack $28.89 Durable, classic, lightweight and comfortable backpack. Plenty of room for your keys, cellphone, wallet, etc. CLASSIC LOOK _____ HERE’S A FEW MORE CHOICES

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Brooke Shields This Aint the Blue Lagoon No More Granny Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No one told Brooke Shields that this aint the Blue Lagoon no more…you know Blue Lagoon the movie where 14 year old Brook was naked the entire time as it was part of the story…in what would never happen today cuz it’d be a sex crime for all involved…cuz no 14 year old should be naked or half naked on screen – that’s the devil’s work and illegal…and apparently, based on these pics, neither should the 65 year old version of them… https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Brooke-Shields-@brookeshields-•-Instagram-photos-and-video.mp4 The post Brooke Shields This Aint the Blue Lagoon No More Granny Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Baldwin Hard Nipples Probably Pregnant of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailey Baldwin is off God or of Christ or some shit…you know one of those religious girls who goes to church because it is trendy amongst her faithless generation in an effort to have more guidance or meaning or purpose…or excuse to be a vapid fame seeking fame marrying slut who gets half naked on the instagram for model and brand partnerships….in a “like my selfie, follow me, pay me to wear bikinis, follow the Jenners around like a puppy cuz they matter and I want to matter, disgustingness but I go to church so it offsets all my deep fucking vapidity” It’s not entirely her fault, her dad is some ex addict and he was in the program…and does a lot for Christ… So she’s now married to Bieber, apparently they aren’t the same person, but they have probably created a person, otherwise Baldwin is just fat now that she’s a wife and can be lazy… Who cares. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hailey Baldwin Hard Nipples Probably Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Freeze Pipes for the Fucking Win…of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Smoking weed is the future….and in Canada it is Legal… I know, I am an alcoholic, so the majority of my days I spend drunk, and showcasing the wonderful benefits of being a drunk, from feeling like shit all the time, to getting in fights and offending people with your angry drunk demeanor you just can’t control….because if you don’t drink you get the shakes, tremors, panic and hallucinations…so it’s good to keep you stable… But weed…that shit is like medicine…calming, relaxing, fun…..plus if you throw the weed in with your booze…it makes the drunk drunker and anything to make the drunk drunker is a good thing to be… It is just a plant, it’s harmless and it is legal…so if you don’t smoke weed but you take anti-depressants, sleeping pills, or drink yourself to sleep you are clearly not making the right choices for your body… When you decide to start smoking more weed…You need to get yourself a FREEZE PIPE Fuck rolling joints, that’s for fucking hippies….and blunts are for rappers…what you need is a pipe…to keep things sophisticated and a FREEZE PIPE is the pipe you want…why…because; 1- For the cold hits the smoke passes through the frozen chamber it’s instantly cooled (by over 300 degrees) to a chilly temperature, resulting in a dramatically cool and smooth hit. No throat or chest burning, just refreshing and cold hits. Sounds good to me…like a skinny dip with a hot chick in a cold lake on a hot summer day…. 2- Monster Rips without the burn cuz the cooling effect is real….so you get bong sized rips from a hand pipe without the pain. So you can get more fucked up and that’s why we’re here you know…medicine… 3- No upkeep, no nasty spillage, zero dirty water to constantly change and it’s a lot quicker to clean when compared to large pieces. So get your FREEZE PIPE NOW! When you get it, Place the Freeze Pipe in the freezer for at least 1 hour and enjoy. Store your FREEZE PIPE in the freezer between uses for that cool SUMMER TREAT!! Or you can watch this girl to see how its done: Here’s some content: BUY YOURS NOW!! BUY YOURS NOW!! BUY YOURS NOW!! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Freeze Pipes for the Fucking Win…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk Nipples of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk the near 30 year old Swedish model who was basically created by Victoria’s Secret when they found her playing a game of hoops in the park with other Swedish models, practicing for the Swedish women’s basketball league… They brought her to America, they had her nude modeling before acting like they found her…..she was the understudy to Candice Swanepoel, her replacement when she got pregnant…you know a scab, or a temp but who has now managed to replace her….because she didn’t have kids and is way fucking hotter despite being the same age….kids ruin you and Elsa’s career is proof…. She’s great. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elsa Hosk Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Roberts Fitness Tits of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a big fan Emma Roberts…I think she’s hot, skinny, stylish and a good time… I like that she is crazy or passionate when getting arrested for beating her boyfriend in Montreal… I like that she’s got daddy issues, because there is no way anyone raised by Eric Roberts from A-List to F-List cokehead doesn’t have daddy issues, not that he even raised her but you know what I mean….that she is a survivor from a broken home…a broken rich person home with an Aunt who was Julia Roberts…but a broken home nevertheless…. Plus, she could have easily turned to party girl crackhead instagram whore…instead she got work, even if it was easy to get work, it’s easier to bee a n instagram whore who does nothing all day – when you’ve got ROBERTS as a last name…. So…here she is working out. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Roberts Fitness Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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