Ever since Megan Fox had a kid, she disappeared. However, here she is for some new campaign showing off her amazing figure and firm MILF booty. I’m super impressed and because there is a video that goes along with these pics, I can assure you her body was minimally photoshopped. Continue reading →
I always find it interesting when a fashion brand, like Roberto Cavalli, who if you were to ask Roberto Cavalli, he would probably say it is top quality, luxury, and worthy of the insane prices they may charge, because they believe the fucking lie…decides to use Nicki Minaj, her implants, her ass implants, her cheesy and annoying pop image that I find offensive and mocking of black culture, but then again, I guess all of hip hop is, and people buy into it…not that Nicki Minaj is hip hop, according to Roberto Cavalli, she’s high fashion…even in her spread ass thong pics on her social media….that I’m sure Roberto Cavalli feels is trashy as fuck, but she’s got a big audience and it may sell product and really that’s what he’s paying for…which coincidentally is everything wrong in the world…better known as Nicki Minaj.
Mom of two, Megan Fox, was in a bikini with her handler, who I assume fucks her really fucking good, blinding her from reality, stifling her career that could have been much more than mom of two, showing off her 6-pack, despite being a mom of two, not because she’s a superhuman, but because her body is all she has going for her, and without it, she’s just another has been hot chick who can’t act, but who looks good, despite all her plastic surgery…so she works for it.. Now I don’t care about Megan Fox, she’s old news, the ravaged baby making that happened to her vagina, just killed any little bit of interest I may have had in her, I just think her body is pretty banging, no matter what evil it represents, and I can see past that evil and send it to all the moms I know who don’t look like this, to mock them and call them out on their “Can’t lose my baby weight” lie. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is Nicola Peltz. You know her from the Michael Bay movie….Transformers…in whatever iteration they are currently in…and let’s just say for the sake of this post…it’s Transformers 7, because let’s face it, they are all some big pile of shit that should be taken out back and shot, but people love them enough to keep getting them made…thanks for having no taste society… That said, I know her as the connected billionaire’s daughter, who probably begged Michael Bay on family Vacation in florida to let her in his next movie, because that’s what these billionaires do, and since Michael Bay movies are shit, require no skill, just ask Megan Fox…and billionaires marry models..making their offspring less troll like than you’d expect…it happened… And now she’s celebrating that one hit her dad probably bought…by posing with massive cleavage next to ferocious animals…I guess for PETA…cuz they love when you pull croc’s out of their natural habitat for big cleavage pics… I could think of a better publicity stunt..that involves ANAL.
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is probably a horrible person, that’s usually what happens when you are overpaid and the industry celebrates you far too fucking much for many years…..coupled with getting booked in movies where you made one of the hottest starlets of the time, Megan Fox, irrelevant, because acting is a joke….but she’s got some real redeeming factors. For bald men, it is that she’ll date you if you’re a millionaire action star in great shape. For every other man, it’s that she gets naked for her work…just not in these pics of her own signature lingerie line, but if you’re bored, you can just cross reference it with all her other nudity… I’d look for you – but I’m too lazy – you can just SEE EVERYTHING I EVER POSTED ON HER …there’s titties all over that shit…coupled with saying she likes bald guys if they are rich, that she made Megan Fox irrelevant and that she models nude which is great…..I repeat myself…I just did twice in this very post….that’s talent…a horribly, talent not worth rewarding.
I guess somebody told Megan Fox that she lost out on the MILF of the Year award to Alessandra Ambrosio , because she’s not even giving us a good look at her booty in those leggings here. I mean, we all know Megan would look smoking hot wearing a garbage bag, but what happened to being a gracious loser? Anyway, if Megan really believes in karma like her t-shirt says, I think she should send a couple booty shots to a certain less fortunate blogger. And who knows, what goes around might come around next year. Photos: Fameflynet
When your Facebook friends have kids, you’re bombarded with photos and videos of everything from first steps to first semi-solid bowel movements. But when celebs have kids, it’s pretty much the only time they lay low. Why? Because first baby photos can equal big money, and what’s the point of being famous if you can’t exploit your kids, right? Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2014 1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher just became parents for the first time! She gave birth to a baby girl!! Congratulations!! For example, Kourtney Kardashian welcomed her third kid almost a week ago and she still hasn’t released a photo or even the kid’s name! That may not seem like a big deal, but bear in mind that this is a Kardashian we’re talking about. Kourtney may not be as selfie-obsessed as her sisters, but a week without social media for a Kardashian is like a week without oxygen for us mere mortals. But the demand for Kourt’s baby pics is high, and she could end up pulling in seven figures for the exclusive rights. Just one of the many ways in which pays to be famous. In fact, there are few better indications of where one falls in the Hollywood hierarchy than how much the media cares when you bring a new life into the world. (We know that sounds cynical, but bear with us.) Back in October, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher had a kid , and the press was so hungry for a photo that the Kutch posted a bunch of decoys online. They’re A-list, baby, and they had an A-list baby. By contrast, Megan Fox welcomed her second son in February and, well…no one really cared. Okay, obviously her family and friends cared, but media attention was minimal because – let’s face it – Megan’s not as famous as she used to be, and she’s married to freakin’ Brian Austin Green, for some reason. Look, all babies are cute and they’re all a testament to the boundless potential of human life, so when we rank the biggest births of the year, we’re not talking about the kids themselves, but the accomplishments of their parents. It’s all about how much your pics bring in before that crucial first birthday, because this is Hollywood…where your last name is often your most valuable asset, and you can start cashing in before you learn how to walk.
Nicola Peltz was in some transformers movie pretending to be Megan Fox and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, you know girls who were pretending they could act, for the sake of a movie that required no acting, just tits….and not even big tits just hot tits… For a minute, the Michael Bay machine tricked people into thinking she was some random groupie find, but after really extensive research we call google, it turned out her dad is a billionaire, like an actual billionaire, he probably finances entertainment companies, or Michael Bay, and her career was more of “put my daughter in your shit”…like it was a high school play and not a blockbuster…because that’s pretty much how Hollywood works…none of these people deserve their success, they just come from places where people want to give them work, because why recruit some deserving talented girl, when this one is hot enough, in fact she’s really fucking hot, but it also appeases big daddy…. All this to say, here’s her ass in a white bikini, that doesn’t have period stains, but that should…because I am into that on billionaire asses…unless I am fucking said billionaire, in which case my main goal is to cum in her enough so she doesn’t get her period for 9 months. #K-Fed. I love her ass.
Rachel Bilson is on a TV show…I just assumed she was still locked up in the farm up in Canada with her Star Wars boyfriend who robbed her of her youth like he was Britney’s parents, preventing her from having fun, slutting out, and flashing pussy outside night clubs, like all the other girls from the time she was first famous were doing…..and now he’s polluted her vagina by making it a mom pussy…with his sperm….because that’s what you do when trying to trap a girl forever…just ask David from 90210…he’s on the same hustle, but with Megan fox… All this to say, she got in a bikini pre-pregnancy….I assume…and these are the pics that are going viral…
Don’t get me wrong, going for a walk in skintight leggings is a nice touch, but if Megan Fox really wants to make a late run at the coveted MILF of the Year title, she’s gonna have to get serious about it. And she’ll need to do a whole lot better than this. I’m thinking a couple “leaked” topless selfies or a week of bikini pictures would be a step in the right direction. Either that, or spending 30 seconds in Heaven with yours truly. What? I’m a blogger. What would make you think I’m above taking bribes? » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
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