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Dree Hemingway’s Real Sex Scene in Starlet of the Day

I have been a huge advocate of real sex in mainstream movies, because I figure playing make belief sex is just gay as fuck, you know all wearing their little flesh toned underwear pretending to get fucked, while getting paid millions to be there….make the movie real life people….. So I am a huge fan of seeing real sex in movies, especially when the person getting slammed is a descendant of Ernest Hemingway, who paved a way for her to never have to fuck on camera to get ahead in life with all his American Literature classics. Which makes the whole thing so much more amazing to watch…. I mean at this point, is Dree Hemingway a pornstar, is this a TEEN MOM FARRAH situation? Staged sex for money and career. One a broken rich girl the other a broken girl who was probably banged as a tween by a relative…both fucking on camera…who cares, just be glad it happened. I mean she’s fingered, eaten out, sucks dick and is penetrated, in front of a bunch of dudes, unless it is a body double….which I guess makes this post obsolete….but until proven otherwise, I’m gonna say it’s her…. Damn….it’s a body double named Zoe Voss. What a bummer.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Cowgirl Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel gave Utah a shout out, because either she shot this pic there, or she feels as though Utah is just a Cowboy filled land of polygamous relationships, that I would like to hope she is planning on retiring to, because it feels like South Africa, but more importantly, because it feels good to have multiple dick on call….not that she’s a man in a mormom home, but she’s Candice Swanepoel, fit and hot enough to make anything she want happen…like turn me on dressed like a cowgirl leading to impure thoughts of her in the barn, covered in manure, getting fucked up the ass with a rake while sucking me off….not that that is something she wants to have happen, but this is the internet, let’s pretend.

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New Face Megan Fox Hot Enough for a Mom on Set of the Day

Looks like she’s doing the Cher…all new mom, full face of botox, wrecked while doing a little fitness….It’s Megan Fox people, she doesn’t matter anymore, you know now that she barely gets work, and more importantly now that she’s in her 30s and has brought the spawn of David from 90210 to existence, like some bitch who has been held captive in Ohio, that no one bothered saving cuz she was too much of a cunt. But I’ll still look on and judge her form…I’m forgiving like that….or maybe I’m just a pervert. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Megan Fox Looks Like Crap!

I’ve been trying to stay positive ever since Megan Fox had her kid, but I’ve got to be honest with you, this isn’t looking good, guys. First, she’s been toning down the skin on red carpets and photoshoots, and now here she is looking a little out of shape. Is it just me, or do her legs look thicker than usual? What happened? I mean, I know she’s a mom now, but that’s no excuse to let yourself go. So until Megan gets her act together, just take deep breathes, go back into the archives , and keep telling yourself that it’s all going to be okay. We’ll get through this trying time together. Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Hotness Comes Out Of Hiding Megan Fox Bikini Pictures Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely Photos: FameFlynet

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Top 10 Celebrities with Delicious Defects

With the splatterfest Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters number one at the box office, thoughts turn to the perfection of its titular star Gemma Arterton . But did you know that Gemma has a foxy flaw that lands her on our Top 10 Celebrities with Delicious Defects ? Since a unique quirk can often serve to transform a beautiful woman into a full-on sex goddess, adorable anomalies on ladies like Megan Fox and Kelly Monaco make them even more exciting, exotic, and alluring!

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Megan Fox’s Sexy Esquire Pictures

See, now this is more like it. After those lame pictures of Megan Fox at the Golden Globes on Sunday, she’s kicked the hotness (and the cleavage) back up for the latest issue of Esquire . And if this spread is any indication, I can’t wait to see what’s underneath. If you need me, I’ll be camped outside the newsstand down the street.

Megan Fox Bikini in this is 40 of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, Megan Fox is 40…she’s a plastic surgery financier, she’s a mom, with a ravaged vagina, and she’s married to her long term boyfriend, which is just boring, settled down, garbage..what you would expect from a 40 year old…..and whether he’s a total loser….at least on paper…and not because he’s with Megan Fox and I am bitter, in fact that’s the only redeemable thing about him, but because he was in 90210 and that’s all he’s been in….it’s boring…but at least it’s in a bikini promoting some bullshit movie you will all see..cuz you’re easily manipulated…

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Megan Fox Bikini Clip For This Is 40

So I’m guessing you guys all know by now that Megan Fox is going to be in the new Judd Apatow movie This Is 40 . But they’re certainly doing everything they can to make sure of that, including landing that Vanity Fair cover yesterday, and releasing this clip of Megan playing in the pool in a bikini today. Sure, the clip isn’t actually funny, but it definitely does the trick: I’ll be there opening night after watching this. You see, Megan in a bikini is just something that’s best appreciated on the big screen. I wonder if they’ll be showing it in IMAX. Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Hotness Comes Out Of Hiding Megan Fox Bikini Pictures Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely

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Megan Fox New Face in a Tight Dress of the Day

Megan Fox is making a comeback for some movie called over 40 that hired her to be in it….I guess they figured people want to see her and she was the right price and talent level…. The comeback involves doing press for the movie…which is what these pics are from…. Luckily she left her new baby, that I like to refer to as Brian Austin Green’s way of trapping her more than he already has, at home… But brought out her new body that people say she got back from baby making thanks to laser-lipo….and more importantly…her new Botox face that looks so youthful and natural…and not like a horror movie/cartoon mask….of a desperate girl who doesn’t want to look her age…but instead wants to look like a clown…weird…but I’d still do her…or more importanlty eat her placenta because it clearly possesses the powers of the fountain of youth…right?! To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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TV (Non)Nudity Report: Wedding Band [PICS]

The winter doldrums are starting to hit thanks to a chillingly skin-free week on the boob tube. Gone are the dog(gystyle) days of summer when Game of Thrones , Magic City , and True Blood kept us swimming in skin. The only offering this week is the ever-luscious Megan Fox keeping things hot in a skimpy sci-fi outfit for Wedding Band . Megan’s bountiful boobage can barely be contained by her rubber bra during the guest spot on her husband Brian Austin Green ’s new show, so that may be enough to get your rocket prepped for lift off. Megan looks as slinky and supple as she did in the infamous FHM Photo Shoot back in 2008, when we finally caught a bit of Fox’s pelt. See pics after the jump!

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