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Natalie Portman Looks Better in Lesbian Scenes Than Mom Scenes of the Day

You know what ruins a bitch…pregnancy… There is just nothing hot, except maybe the breast feeding in public, the open-mindedness to wearing tight pants to the gym to kill the pregnancy weight, the fact that their miserable decision will lead to straying from the dream they thought they were living before realizing it was hell…..about motherhood. Here is Natalie Portman a favorite to jewish guys and nerds alike cuz she once brought hope but now brings disappointment….

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Elisabetta Canalis in Some Dumpy Hip Hop Pants of the Day

I don’t know why Elisabetta Canalis is dressed kinda like a dude I know who is trying to launch a rap career…pants around her ass like a skater boy Avril Lavigne once sang about…I know they call this shit Boyfriend jeans, but I think it’s cuz it makes a dude feel like a fag checking out her fucking ass, cuz it makes her ass look like she may just be your homo boyfriend… I do know that for someone trying to hold on an inch of fame….so hard she did Dancing with the Stars before even being a Star in AMerica other than Clooney’s anus he fucked….She should be trying harder.

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Elisabetta Canalis in Some Dumpy Hip Hop Pants of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis in Some Dumpy Hip Hop Pants of the Day

I don’t know why Elisabetta Canalis is dressed kinda like a dude I know who is trying to launch a rap career…pants around her ass like a skater boy Avril Lavigne once sang about…I know they call this shit Boyfriend jeans, but I think it’s cuz it makes a dude feel like a fag checking out her fucking ass, cuz it makes her ass look like she may just be your homo boyfriend… I do know that for someone trying to hold on an inch of fame….so hard she did Dancing with the Stars before even being a Star in AMerica other than Clooney’s anus he fucked….She should be trying harder.

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Elisabetta Canalis in Some Dumpy Hip Hop Pants of the Day

Megan Fox for Armani of the Day

I saw this picture of Megan Fox’s back for some Armani campaign that was probably put out a long time ago, but since you’re a virgin loser who probably doesn’t like change, and who probably is pretty committed to specific celebs, like a Megan Fox because in you’re mind you’re married to her as soon as she finds out who you are, which is probably not even a stretch when you consider who she did marry….I decided to post it….back is the new pussy…. Which reminds me of his hotness…..

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Megan Fox for Armani of the Day

Megan Fox for Armani of the Day

I saw this picture of Megan Fox’s back for some Armani campaign that was probably put out a long time ago, but since you’re a virgin loser who probably doesn’t like change, and who probably is pretty committed to specific celebs, like a Megan Fox because in you’re mind you’re married to her as soon as she finds out who you are, which is probably not even a stretch when you consider who she did marry….I decided to post it….back is the new pussy…. Which reminds me of his hotness…..

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Megan Fox for Armani of the Day

Megan Fox for Armani of the Day

I saw this picture of Megan Fox’s back for some Armani campaign that was probably put out a long time ago, but since you’re a virgin loser who probably doesn’t like change, and who probably is pretty committed to specific celebs, like a Megan Fox because in you’re mind you’re married to her as soon as she finds out who you are, which is probably not even a stretch when you consider who she did marry….I decided to post it….back is the new pussy…. Which reminds me of his hotness…..

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Annalynne McCord’s Nipples Are Chilly

I hate winter as much as the next guy, testicles weren’t designed to be cold, but the one thing I absolutely adore about the cold weather is the way it affects a woman’s nipples. Here’s AnnaLynne McCord showing us exactly what happens when the breast meets a stiff winter wind. Magical nipple boners. Perky, chilly nipples just make my day a whole lot better. The Nature Channel should do a documentary about them.

Megan Fox Assumes The Position

It’s been so long since I’ve seen pictures of Megan Fox , I almost didn’t recognize her, and then I saw her incredibly hot face and body and it all came rushing back to me like blood rushing to my penis at a strip club. She’s so hot. Here she is doing some sexy Christmas shopping in some amazingly hot hooker boots. I think I love her even more. Do you think her husband makes her wear those things to bed? Ugh, I don’t even want to think about it, it’s hot and annoying at the same time. I hate that guy. more pictures of Megan Fox here

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have sushi at Matsuhisa

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green grabbed sushi at the Beverly Hills hot spot Matsuhisa. Follow Hollywood.TV on Facebook @ facebook.com

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Megan Fox Rocks The Skinny Jeans

When it comes to Megan Fox it doesn’t take a whole lot to get me worked up, so a few shots of her wearing some tight ass jeans and some sexy heels and I’m all a twitter. That’s old timey talk for horned up. Ever since she got married she’s been hiding out, holed up somewhere that her douche husband can keep his beady little eyes on her at all time. It’s really annoying. So I’m glad to see she’s out in the wild and looking better than ever. Enjoy.