Megan Fox participated in some campaign for some watches because she’s desperate for work and will do pretty much anything….especially when the pitch is “we’ll make you bigger than NEW YORK BABY”….on some Godzilla shit, but on some figurative implications that she is in fact BIGGER than NEW YORK…because she’s Megan Fox… When in reality, she fell off the map to make babies with some fucking washed up actor, who really mind fucked her proper, not enough for her to not cheat on him with other celebrities, that’s how you get work and stay relevant, but enough to stick it out with him…weird… She’s just old and plastic surgery ridden…but all you old timers still want to fuck her and I guess there’s some merit to that…if you didn’t also want to fuck anything you see with a pussy that isn’t 500 lbs… Megan Fox…is no Alba, but it is remarkable she didn’t end up in porn…funny how that happens… The post Megan Fox VS the Green Screen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christie Brinkley is a freak of nature, and by nature, I mean she’s a vapid, vain, image conscious model, who hasn’t allowed herself to get fat, but has allowed herself to get the best hair and make-up, as well as BOTOX and other cosmetic procedures, because she’s not fooling me…there’s still a grey and dead pussy under this smoke and mirrors… I am all for everyone being robot, freaks of nature, thanks to modern science and cosmetic procedures, because I like to judge the book by the cover, I like to think the surface is more important than the substance inside, and I figure women are all sugar baby hookers regardless of what they look like, so they might as well look good doing it. Right. Right. I always like wanting to fuck creepy zombie women pushing 100 years old looking like this. It’s magical – or as magical as magical is – all trickery sent from the devil… Either way, let’s celebrate how she is outlining what is important…Always look your best girls…with your freaky model smile…..that you can’t stop giving because you’re sewed up that way… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christie Brinkley Granny Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t know Rosie Huntington-Whitely was pregnant, but she’s pregnant. I guess I don’t keep up to speed on a hot model who gets topless, despite being all fancy with her UK accent, like a trash can glamour girl, but instead a top model, who dates celebrities as a hot model, who I guess is now old – because she’s been around forever- hence the whole pregnancy…. Because I am not a creepy enough fan boy with nothing better to do than obsess over the bitch in transformers who replaced megan fox…even though I really have nothing better to do with my time than obsess over her…I just choose not to.. Ready to drop fantasties rarely exist in my world…unless it’s finding out the bitch I just came in is pregnant with another dude so that we safe…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Somehow we went almost a full year without any new Megan Fox hotness, but now the leggy MILF’s making a major comeback, because we just got our second set of lingerie pictures in the same week. There’s even a killer video to go along with it. Anyway, I don’t know how this is happening. I just know I like it. A lot. And I have a feeling you pervs will too. So enjoy. And here’s hoping Megan can keep this up. » view all 17 photos
Over the weekend, Angelina Jolie spoke publicly about her divorce from Brad Pitt for the first time. It’s been months since the couple parted ways following a still-mysterious confrontation between Pitt and the couple’s eldest son aboard a private jet, but until this week, both actors have refrained from speaking about the split publicly. That’s not terribly surprising, considering how closely Pitt and Jolie guarded the details of their personal lives were throughout their marriage. Of course, true privacy isn’t possible at that level of fame, which means that in the absence of on-the-record updates from the tabloid media will meet the demand for Brad and Angie news with unsubstantiated rumors. We’ve already heard (almost certainly bogus) reports that Brad is dating Kate Hudson . Now it’s Angie’s turn for a made-up rebound relationship. And gossip columnists have decided to set her up with an even more high profile and unlikely new boo: Yes, according to Star magazine, Angelina is dating Jared Leto. To be clear, we wouldn’t put it past her, and when Jolie does move on, it will probably be with someone famous and weird as hell, not unlike Leto. We just don’t think it’s happening yet. A source tells the magazine that Angie and Jared aren’t just hooking up, they’re rushing headlong into a serious relationship: “The word is they spoke several times on the phone before meeting up in L.A. for dinner, and they’ve been seeing each other whenever they can since then,” says one source. “Angie’s been telling friends Jared has a special way of making her feel good about herself.” Another insider adds: “He’s been good for her, helping put a smile back on Angie’s face.” Yes, he’s putting a smile on that face of hers. We can’t help but thing the person who made this source up got Jared confused with Heath Ledger. Anyway, as we said, this almost certainly BS, but we wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s impossible. This is a woman who went from Billy Bob Thornton to Brad Pitt. In a way, Jared Leto is the next logical step. Which would make this the only time there was anything logical about Jared Leto.
From Tina Fey and Alicia Keys to Emma Watson and Meryl Streep, these stars have spoken out against sexism, fought for women's rights, and much more. Here's a list of 22 celebrities who proved without a doubt that the future is female! 1. Tina Fey Tina Fey’s career in and of itself is inspiring, and she’s known for shutting down sexism in more than just her writing. At the Center for Reproductive Rights Inaugural Gala in New York City in 2012, she was quoted saying, ““And if I have to listen to one more grey-faced man with a $2 haircut explain to me what rape is,” Fey said, “I’m going to lose my mind!” 2. Amy Poehler In all honesty, everything about Amy Poehler proves the future is email, but her foundation, “Amy Poehler’s Smart Girls,” is a pretty perfect example. 3. Jennifer Lawrence Jennifer Lawrence stood up for what was right when it came ot equal pay. She published an essay in Lena Dunham’s newsletter about the issue. Later, she spoke up about the word “feminism” stating, “I don’t know why that word is so scary to people… It shouldn’t be, because it just means equality.” 4. Kerry Washington Kerry Washington has spoken about women’s rights on several occasions, and she’s not been shy about her political views. Here’s a quote from her op-ed piece in The Daily Beast: “We, the people, especially us women, have to make sure our leaders know how we feel, what we think and what we care about. Together, we need to stand up for the kind of America we want — one where women and girls are equal, strong and proud, and where we all have a president who has our back.” 5. Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson is sick of inappropriate questions. “Now, were you able to wear… undergarments?” a reporter asked her about a film. Her response? “What’s going on? You’re like the fifth person to ask me that question. Since when did people start asking each other in this industry about their underwear?” 6. Taylor Swift Taylor Swift has had some of the best possible responses to sexism, including the perfect comeback to someone pointing out that most of her songs are about ex-boyfriends. “I think, frankly, that’s a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says that about Bruno Mars. They’re all writing songs about their exes, their girlfriends, their love life, and no one raises a red flag there.” View Slideshow
Kylie Jenner is intent on proving that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star recently took to her official website in order to brag about her inner Martha Stewart. The 19-year old talked at length about the breakfast she whips up every morning for herself and Tyga, prior to posting a trio of new photos on Instagram. And each of these images put Kylie’s body on full (that is, barely clothed) display. “I’m sure you guys can tell from my Snaps, but I’m pretty damn domestic,” Kylie wrote on her website, apparently without a trace of irony. “I seriously love being home and cooking for my friends and family, especially breakfast.” We know she really does love being at home. This point is driven home with every bathroom selfie and every selfie of Jenner by a pool, rocking a skimpy bikini designed for ogling. Kylie continued in her insightful post: “I make the same meal every morning because it’s amazing and it’s T’s favorite. He always asks for it! It’s so easy, anyone can do it!!!” We know you’re dying for more: What is in this meal, Kylie?!? “MY 3 MAIN INGREDIENTS” are, despite the starlet’s obscene wealth, pretty basic and the kind of thing that you can easily replicate home. Celebrities, they are just like us! “Jennie-O turkey breakfast sausage patties, Eggs, Pre-cooked rice,” she explained, actually not shilling for any particular product for a change. What does Jenner do with those items? “I cook the eggs and rice together in a pan (sometimes I add cheese too),” she adds, before getting into the nitty gritty. Then, “in a separate skillet I fry up the sausage with a little olive oil for about 13-15 minutes until it’s well-done … and voila! “Seriously, that’s it. If you want a little extra flavor, sprinkle some garlic powder on your sausage. Enjoy!!!” Many young men out there are probably enjoying these racy Kylie Jenner photos at the moment, that much we know for sure. Jenner has kept mostly quiet over the first few weeks of 2017, which is noteworthy, given how rare it is that one can say this. We haven’t read many breakup rumors regarding her or Tyga; or any marriage rumors surrounding the hot couple, either. Perhaps the reality star and her rapper beau are finally just content and happy and not trying to make any new headlines. It’s also possible that Kylie is busy, having teased some kind of mysterious new project via a previous round of seductive snapshots. That’s all we know at the moment. The teenager posted a series of photos online last week and wrote the words “secret project” along with them. Nothing more. One of those images appears above. Might this plug by the 19-year-old be a reference to a new… calendar shoot? Magazine spread? Television show? Music video? It’s not exactly unusual for Kylie to show off various private near-parts of her body online, but she rarely promotes any sort of professional endeavor while doing so. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 41 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time We’re intrigued, to say the very last. We’re also psyched to channel our inner Kylie and plug something of our own. We present a real treat for our male readers: Oh yes! The raciest Kylie Jenner pictures of all-time! Lord knows we had a lot to choose from, but we’ve weeded out the also-rans and settled on the best of the best of the best. Only for you. You can thank us later.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice just cannot seem to catch a break. The movie was one of the most hated of 2016, but it still made a lot of money. However, the movie fills up the bulk of the categories below for the 2017 Razzie nominations, so the hate is far from over. As you all probably expected, Independence Day: Resurgence is part of the nominations. That movie was one of the most pointless sequels in the history of movies. Here is the list of nominees in full… Worst Picture Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Dirty Grandpa Gods of Egypt Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party Independence Day: Resurgence Zoolander No. 2 Worst Actor Ben Affleck / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Gerard Butler / Gods of Egypt & London Has Fallen Henry Cavill / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Robert De Niro / Dirty Grandpa Dinesh D’Souza [as Himself] Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party Ben Stiller / Zoolander 2 Worst Actress Megan Fox / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows Tyler Perry / Boo! A Madea Halloween Julia Roberts / Mother’s Day Becky Turner [as Hillary Clinton] Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party Naomi Watts / Divergent Series: Allegiant & Shut-In Shailene Woodley / Divergent Series: Allegiant Worst Supporting Actress Julianne Hough / Dirty Grandpa Kate Hudson / Mother’s Day Aubrey Plaza / Dirty Grandpa Jane Seymour / Fifty Shades of Black Sela Ward / Independence Day: Resurgence Kristen Wiig / Zoolander 2 Worst Supporting Actor Nicolas Cage / Snowden Johnny Depp / Alice Through the Looking Glass Will Ferrell / Zoolander 2 Jesse Eisenberg / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Jared Leto / Suicide Squad Owen Wilson / Zoolander 2 Worst Screen Combo Ben Affleck & His BFF (Baddest Foe Forever) Henry Cavill / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Any 2 Egyptian Gods or Mortals / Gods of Egypt Johnny Depp & His Vomitously Vibrant Costume / Alice Through the Looking Glass The Entire Cast of Once Respected Actors / Collateral Beauty Tyler Perry & That Same Old Worn Out Wig / Boo! A Madea Halloween Ben Stiller and His BFF (Barely Funny Friend) Owen Wilson / Zoolander 2 View Slideshow: 13 WORST Movies of 2016: How Low Did They Go? Worst Director Dinesh D’Souza and Bruce Schooley / Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party Roland Emmerich / Independence Day: Resurgence Tyler Perry / Boo! A Madea Halloween Alex Proyas / Gods of Egypt Zack Snyder / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Ben Stiller / Zoolander 2 Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Justice Fifty Shades of Black Independence Day: Resurgence Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows Zoolander 2 Worst Screenplay Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Dirty Grandpa Gods of Egypt Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party Independence Day: Resurgence Suicide Squad View Slideshow: 13 Sequels That Should Never Have Been Made
