Here are some Victoria’s Secret catalog shots of Miranda Kerr that are pretty much exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot….same nipples photoshopped out….same fucking poses….same faces….the only thing that makes it different is that I am told they are new…and that’s enough for me to put them up on the site…cuz Victoria’s Secret has the best fucking scam going…they’ve made these girls famous and in doing that they make me write about them every time they release anything for free…and that’s fucking ridiculous…but I do it anyway…because Miranda Kerr, despite being a mom…is kinda awesome…even when in some boring fucking bullshit like this….
OLGA KURLYENKO …..is awesome…not because I know of anything she’s ever done in her modeling or acting career…but because in 2001 she became a French citizen thanks to marrying a french photographer…and marriage for citizenship and not for love is my fucking Jam….I mean…that’s really the only asset to being married…that and getting half of a person’s money when you divorce….other than that…shit is just a miserable fucking prison sentence you can’t escape…. She’s 32, who fucking cares what she’s done in her career…what matters is that she’s on the beach in a bikini and putting that shit on social networking….cuz girl wants to be noticed….and I like girls who like to be noticed…they make the internet more tolerable.
MEGAN FOX had her baby with David from 90210….. I forgot that Megan Fox was pregnant….mainly because I forgot about Megan Fox….she doesn’t matter….she barely exists….she was overhyped for a minute…and thanks to an overbearing jealous boyfriend who convinced her he was the only man who would ever love her….and her weak groupie ways….coupled with her bad attitude….and non nude acting roles…even though all we ever wanted from her plastic surgery produced face is fucking nudity…. Her baby – Noah Shannon Green – spawn of David from 90210 who I like to think ruined everything there is about Megan Fox….was born September 27 and I predict will be hated by her remaining fans who have trouble getting over pussy in movies they never met but liked looking at…for turning his mother into a loose vagina, shitty body, pig trying to bounceback from the hell she created for herself… But I am an optimist, eager for her post-partem depression, her resentment for her husband, and her comeback tour that this time will involve being naked, because as women get older….they gynecologist is less a thing about being shy…and more a thing about getting a cheap thrill…just hoping someone other than their husband gets wrist deep…. All this to say, who cares about Megan Fox, the garbage her uterus shat out, or her comeback…she doesn’t matter. She’s old news. She’s officially fallen off. Let this be our goodbye….GOODBYE. Here’s a bunch of pics of her….to celebrate what was….I’m ready to move on…
Doutzen Kroes is a black DJ cockloving, interracial baby making vagina who gets paid a lot of fucking money to be in half naked for brands like Victoria’s Secret, I follow her on instagram, at least I did before mocking her babies little black hand reaching for fruit like he was working a plantation, not cuz I’m a racist, but because I like to address the plight of the black man through jokes…I am an insensitive bastard and maybe I’d feel more sorry about it if black guys weren’t fucking supermodels….or weren’t the president of the USA….of weren’t driving around in 500,000 dollar cars all hip hop….al the fucking time… Either way, here she is on the beach…not doing the model thing….even though she’s probably putting about the same amount of effort into this as she does in her modeling…. Good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
These picutres of Rosie Huntington Whitely are circulating…but I don’t know when they are from… I just know that they are not the first time I’ve seen a bitch on a balcony topless…..and they won’t be the last…you see cuz staring at girls on balconies, especially in summer….is always fruitful for a peeping tom…..I also know that this isn’t the first time I’ve seen Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless, she was a model before a horrible Megan Fox replacing actor, proving to Megan Fox that Megan Fox doesn’t matter…..and models are always fucking topless…but that doesn’t mean we don’t welcome new renditions of her titties….especially the bald guys…who hold her as a beacon of hope that they too will find a bitch this hot to settle down with who doesn’t care about their shaved head…. Either way, here they are…..even though I don’t know when they are from. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
My Bieber experience started when I saw that Justin was coming to The Netherlands for the my World Tour. I was going crazy, and so did my mom. She loves Justin! We are both beliebers. On the day we could buy our tickets, I had to work, so I went to work half an hour later. It started at 9, my mom and I had 6 computers and 4 phones. My dad and little brothers were calling for tickets too. After a couple minutes I still didn’t have tickets…until my dad called me. He had 4 tickets. I screamed and cried. Even my mom cried, she was so happy for me. Finally on 27 March 2011 we drove to Rotterdam (Holland) to go to the concert. There were so many girls, and some TV and radio media. When I got there, I got a text message from a friend that they saw PATTIE. First we saw Dan Kanter, and Alfredo. I also saw DJ Tay James and Michael Vargas standing there, all alone. No beliebers were around, I was like WTF? I walked up to him, and got pictures. He was very nice. Then I saw Ryan Good and we got a picture with him, it was crazy to meet them, and talk to them. I only see them on Twitter but never in my dreams would I think I’d meet them. The concert started and we had AMAZING seats. It was the best day of my life. It’s more than a year ago and I want to see him again so bad! Thank you Justin for giving me this change. I love you. Come to the Netherland again please. -@Biebsdirectionx Read the original here: My Bieber experience started when I saw that Justin was coming…
Justin Bieber Die In Your Arms- Cover by Megan Hoose. Hey guys, so here’s my cover of Justin’s new song. Pretty different from the original but hope you like it anyway. Lyrics may possibly be wrong (sorry about that). This was the best karaoke version I could find with the lyrics in the video. Karaoke credit goes to www.youtube.com http://www.youtube.com/v/9Jzi0gWWtxo?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Follow this link: Justin Bieber Die In Your Arms- Cover by Megan Hoose
Hey everyone, This is Mistletoe by Justin Bieber. I really hope you enjoy it and I would love it if you could subscribe and like. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! http://www.youtube.com/v/qetos7aDtFk?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Read more: Me singing Mistletoe – By Justin Bieber – Declan Eagles (cover)
Chris Brown – Next To You ft Justin Bieber DAVE DAYS COVER FEAT MEGAN NICOLEChris Brown Next To You ft Justin Bieber DAVE DAYS COVER FEAT MEGAN NICOLE YouTube band time “chris brown” “justin bieber” marching singing tube music “Time 100″ hey less lyrics there plain “Cover version” usher “don Taiga” forever favorite “youtube poop” “Album cover” http://www.youtube.com/v/ue4FogV6fYo?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See the rest here: Chris Brown – Next To You ft Justin Bieber DAVE DAYS COVER FEAT MEGAN NICOLE
