Scary Spice has got herself a pretty scary fucking post pregnancy body….but in her defence….at least she’s not fucking fat…I mean sure she looks a bit like a dude…but she’s got some jacked up fake titties….and shit kinda balances out her insanely broad shoulders…all muscular in a post baby…..with her third baby daddy…cuz one dad for all her kids is not black enough…or something…. Here is the video…. Here are some pics she posted of her cleavage on a private jet…
Damn, Mel B ! She was lookin’ hella good last week — what happened??? Just kidding — we know how it is being a busy mom. Give that lady a couple minutes with a flat iron and blush brush and she’ll be back to Mommy Banger status. The paps snapped shots of Mel B with her precious newborn daughter Madison and little Angel Murphy at her home in Australia. Hubby Stephen Belafonte and Mel’s oldest daughter Phoenix Chi were also caught on camera. That lil Madison is too precious! More shots of the fam on the flip.
Mel B squeezed her Eddie Murphy illegitimate baby making body into a tight dress that i thought was see through but that turns out to just be another fat black chick in a dress a few sizes too small for her and if I really needed to see this, I just had to go to fucking Walmart, that shit is filled with both black and white momma’s, all tits out, with fatherless kids in clothes too tight…..but I guess this is actually easier…
Mel B squeezed her Eddie Murphy illegitimate baby making body into a tight dress that i thought was see through but that turns out to just be another fat black chick in a dress a few sizes too small for her and if I really needed to see this, I just had to go to fucking Walmart, that shit is filled with both black and white momma’s, all tits out, with fatherless kids in clothes too tight…..but I guess this is actually easier…
I hate on Kim Kardashian for being fat all the time, only because she’s got a dumpy body and she’s all smoke and mirrors. I bring up the fact that she’s a pornstar because of her sex tape that launched her career, only because the general public eat up her bullshit, like she eats up cake at the all you can eat dessert cart, or even as much as she eats up all that black man urine, and I like to remind everyone of the truth…the inspired by Paris Hilton to be the next Paris Hilton truth, that has made her 100 million dollars or more….doing this hustle…when really she should be in the back VIP Room, hip hop dancing, snorting lines off black hip hop cock…living off her trust fun, not providing for the other trust fund trash….but the truth is that Kim Kardashian has made me over 1000 dollars…which is like a million dollars to the average guy by comparisson….so she has provided for me too and for that I got no choice but to love her and apprecaite her body of work…even if I don’t really appreciate her body…or her work….who cares…
Here are some new mom who was already a mom nipples I once jerked off to when the Spice GIrls first hit MTV with their single that featureed Mel B’s hard nipples back before the internet brought porn into my life and I didn’t have to resort to MTV for masturbation material… before she was a mom but still rockin’ wild nipples… These new mom who was already a mom nipples who were once just hard nipples in a music video…with a mind of their own nipples…are entertaining nipples…even when leaving Walmart or CVS doing errands like the immigrants I saw fighting over a bin of maxi pads with their kids in tow last night….and there’s everything erotic about that.
Congratulations to Mel B , who finally gave birth to her third little girl late Thursday at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. Spice Girl took to Twitter shortly after the birth to make an announcement that her little girl had arrived: Well that’s a new one… We never heard of a woman laughing so hard during labor that the baby popped out before. Did they give her laughing gas instead of an epidural? Mel’s publicist also confirmed the birth: Mel’s publicist confirmed: ‘This evening Melanie Brown and husband Stephen Belafonte welcomed their new baby girl in Los Angeles. ‘This is the first child for Mel and Stephen and both mom and baby are happy, healthy and doing well.’ Poor Stephen Belafonte, he’s now outnumbered 5 to 1, since he has a daughter from a previous relationship. This baby is his first with Mel, who had 12-year-old Phoenix Chi with ex-husband Jimmy Gulzar and 4-year-old Angel from her relationship with Eddie Murphy. Mel and Stephen have not announced the baby’s name yet, but we are fully expecting something else with wings to strike Mel’s fancy, maybe Fairy or Robin?
Mel B’s baby is about to make an appearance. The Spice Girl was photographed arriving at an L.A. hospital this morning looking like she’s ready to pop!!! According to TMZ , Mel arrived at the hospital super early this morning with her husband Stephen Belafonte and a bodyguard in tow. The singer who’s about to give birth to her 3rd child recently declared, “It’s coming out this week, one way or another it’s coming out this week.” The 36-year-old star has two children, Phoenix, 12, and Angel, 4. We’ll keep you updated. Mel B Says Husband Will Probably Pass Out When She Gives Birth Mel B. Shows Off Big Baby Bump In Bikini [PHOTOS]
Janet Jackson spent the second anniversary of brother Michael Jackson’s death traveling. The international superstar was spotted in Tegel Airport catching a flight from Berlin to Paris. Wonder if the all black is out of mourning or just a coincidence… Back stateside, Raven Symone made a visit to the “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Show” looking slimmy trimmy in all black as well. You likey? More shots of Raven Symone and Janet, as well as a pregnant Mel B. below: WENN/Pacific Coast News