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Stealing 15 Cases of Beer Fail of the Day

This is pretty amazing…a couple of Ghetto bitches tried to steal 15 cases of beer from WalMart, probably a stunt they pulled before and got away with, probably for their tweaking in a bucket block party…and some hero employee from Walmart ran out to reclaim their merchandise in something getting paid 10 dollars an hour wouldn’t inspire me to do…because let’s face it, I’m not hero and if anything I’d be the one planning these booze stealing operation from the inside…I like it on the inside…oh yes… Either way, these bitches got away with their crime and that’s more than we can say for the bikini weed smokers who got fingered by the cops yesterday…so good job on that.

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Stealing 15 Cases of Beer Fail of the Day

Stealing 15 Cases of Beer Fail of the Day

This is pretty amazing…a couple of Ghetto bitches tried to steal 15 cases of beer from WalMart, probably a stunt they pulled before and got away with, probably for their tweaking in a bucket block party…and some hero employee from Walmart ran out to reclaim their merchandise in something getting paid 10 dollars an hour wouldn’t inspire me to do…because let’s face it, I’m not hero and if anything I’d be the one planning these booze stealing operation from the inside…I like it on the inside…oh yes… Either way, these bitches got away with their crime and that’s more than we can say for the bikini weed smokers who got fingered by the cops yesterday…so good job on that.

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Kendall Jenner in her American Flag Bikini of the Day

Just so you know, it isn’t perverted to post pics of a 17 year old girl with a long lean body, and a decent amount of athleticism, who aspires to be a bikini and lingerie model, who will get paid to be half naked, thanks to being from a household that learned the value of prostituting ones self if it is done properly… Not only does Kendall want to be seen, that’s why she does this, she’s milking her youth and seducing…but she’s only 6 months away from being 18, and from my memories of being 18, that’s really no different than being 17.5, the fact that you can’t bang her, is a law that really doesn’t make sense, especially with the hormones in the foot and girls getting their periods at 7 years old now, kinda making 17 the new 25… Not to mention, any girl you talk to will tell you that 17 is when their body was at its best, unless they were obese at 17 from eating their feelings cuz daddy touched them inappropriately, before turning to the sex trade in later years after developing a drug dependency, that made them shed the pounds…but we’re working off averages here and the average girl has a better body at 17 than now, it’s just a fact…deal with it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kendall Jenner in her American Flag Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner in her American Flag Bikini of the Day

Just so you know, it isn’t perverted to post pics of a 17 year old girl with a long lean body, and a decent amount of athleticism, who aspires to be a bikini and lingerie model, who will get paid to be half naked, thanks to being from a household that learned the value of prostituting ones self if it is done properly… Not only does Kendall want to be seen, that’s why she does this, she’s milking her youth and seducing…but she’s only 6 months away from being 18, and from my memories of being 18, that’s really no different than being 17.5, the fact that you can’t bang her, is a law that really doesn’t make sense, especially with the hormones in the foot and girls getting their periods at 7 years old now, kinda making 17 the new 25… Not to mention, any girl you talk to will tell you that 17 is when their body was at its best, unless they were obese at 17 from eating their feelings cuz daddy touched them inappropriately, before turning to the sex trade in later years after developing a drug dependency, that made them shed the pounds…but we’re working off averages here and the average girl has a better body at 17 than now, it’s just a fact…deal with it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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I still cannot believe that I am FINALLY able to post my very…

I still cannot believe that I am FINALLY able to post my very own MBE! It’s so surreal. The experience was great, but the memories are even better. I decided to make my MBE into a video because I didn’t think that anyone would want to read mine since it would seriously be a novel. Believe Tour Detroit on 11/21/2012. -@isaraursum  Originally posted here: I still cannot believe that I am FINALLY able to post my very…

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Miranda Kerr for Marie Claire October 2012 of the Day

Miranda Kerr is so lovely, what a great way to start a miserable work day after a long weekend, you know her smile just lights up that cold dead miserable place in your heart, reminding you that life isn’t so bad, there is elegance, beauty and class out there….until realizing that you don’t have a Miranda Kerr of your own in your life, and that you are forced to use the internet to find glimpses of things you will never have, making you remember why you are angry in the first place…because life sucks and isn’t how they make it out to be on TV….they just shove all these things we want and can’t have down our throats…laying the groundwork for a miserable nation addicted to pills…and Miranda Kerr…is a beacon of that….but I don’t hold it against her…cuz for a split second after looking at her…I feel what I assume is love….cuz all I want to do is sing her love songs…. She was in October’s Marie Claire….Here’s the video…

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Jennette McCurdy Chubby Trashy Titties in a Bikini of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is a seriously white trash name…and based on her body…it is safe to say that she is on a seriously white trash diet…deep fried everything Paw…it is the only thing that brings me joy and distracts me from my memories of getting raped by you in the back of the trailer every saturday night after bowling and too much moonshine….you know that inbred hustle that ends with names like Jennette….. She’s apparently and actor who was in Malcolm in the Middle, has a country pop career that will end like she was LeAnn Rimes, but milk it while you can, before the Christians figure out you’re full of fucking shit…slut….the chubby ones always are…. I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST THESE BIKINI PICS SO TO SEE THEM: FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Neil Armstrong Dies; First Man on Moon Was 82

Neil Armstrong has died at the age of 82. Modest and quiet, the self-described “nerdy engineer” became a global hero with “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” on July 20, 1969. That one small step was onto the moon, the first time such a thing had ever been done and marking the pinnacle of 20th Century space explorations. His first words after setting foot on the surface will forever be etched in history books and in the memories of those who heard them in a live broadcast. Armstrong and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin spent nearly three hours walking on the lunar surface, collecting samples, conducting experiments and taking photos. “The sights were simply magnificent, beyond any visual experience that I had ever been exposed to,” Armstrong said in an interview years later. In all, 12 American astronauts walked on the moon between 1969 and 1972, but none more famously than the Ohio native on Apollo 11. Armstrong died following complications resulting from cardiovascular procedures, a statement from his family said. It didn’t say where or when.

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Neil Armstrong Dies; First Man on Moon Was 82

Neil Armstrong has died at the age of 82. Modest and quiet, the self-described “nerdy engineer” became a global hero with “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” on July 20, 1969. That one small step was onto the moon, the first time such a thing had ever been done and marking the pinnacle of 20th Century space explorations. His first words after setting foot on the surface will forever be etched in history books and in the memories of those who heard them in a live broadcast. Armstrong and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin spent nearly three hours walking on the lunar surface, collecting samples, conducting experiments and taking photos. “The sights were simply magnificent, beyond any visual experience that I had ever been exposed to,” Armstrong said in an interview years later. In all, 12 American astronauts walked on the moon between 1969 and 1972, but none more famously than the Ohio native on Apollo 11. Armstrong died following complications resulting from cardiovascular procedures, a statement from his family said. It didn’t say where or when.

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Epitome Of A Ratchet Mother: A Gallery Of The Most Out-Of-Pocket, Outrageous, OMG Reality TV Mothers Of All-Time!

These are some ladies that you don’t want to make “ya momma” jokes about The Most Ratchet Reality TV Moms Reality TV has exposed the masses to the most personal experiences, inner circles, and families of basketball wives and rap stars alike. Unfortunately, that exposure some times comes with the price of having your most embarrassing family members letting it all hang out to be scrutinized and talked about. That said, we have seen many a ratchet mama act a damn FOOL on the various reality shows that have become popular over the past couple years. These women will forever be burned in our memories as some of the most memorable characters that the small screen has ever seen. So without further ado, the wildest mothers that you have ever seen…

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