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Is it just me or is Mena Suvari strange looking? She looks like a hot alien from Star Trek that Captain Kirk bangs behind a moon rock. Here she is at some fashion show all dress up and showing off her body art. I’ve spent a lot of time in strip clubs so I’ve seen my fair share of sh#tty tattoos, but these are retarded. A lion? Really? You might as well have Luke Skywalker flying a unicorn through a f@#king rainbow. Let me guess, the lion is a symbol of empowerment that helps you get through your nights of rubbing your lady parts all over drunken old dudes. Wait, are we still talking about the strippers?
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The fascinating thing about Mena Suvari is that she must be 40 years old by now, but she’s still got the upper body of a 12 year old and the ass of a stallion…wait…that sounded kinda gay…what I was trying to say is that her ass is all firm and round and amazing like it was when she hit puberty….and it is weird because when she was in the America Pie movies and she was put up against Tara Reid and Shannon Elizabeth I barely notcied her and the only reason I did was because of the way her alien-lookin’ forehead reflected the light blinded me and reminded me of a night a fell asleep on the train tracks and was rudely awaken by some cop shining his flashlight in my fucking face, before he beat the fuck out of me, but look at her now….
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Mena Suvari and her Forehead in a Bikini of the Day
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Here’s Mena Suvari showing off her strong legs while hosting a vodka party called ‘Absolut Saturday’ at AZURE over the weekend. It’s kind of sad that she went from young movie star with loads of potential to doing Paris Hilton type shit like this. Alright so maybe it’s not that sad, at least it’s a job, and the wind almost blew her dress up so it’s a win win situation.
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Mena Suvari: The New Paris Hilton?
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Tagged disappoints, dress, getting-herself, mena suvari, might-as-well, more-pictures, suvari, suvari-pictures
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