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Jessica Biel Heats It Up For W Magazine

I was a little surprised to see these pictures of Jessica Biel looking sexy in the pages of W magazine. Don’t get me wrong, it was a nice surprise, the woman is a fine piece of work. But now that she’s engaged to that NSYNC douche, I just assumed he’d have her locked away in one of his mansions somewhere until it’s time for her to produce a dancing heir for him. I hate that guy.

Victoria Beckham Pantsless for i-D Magazine of the Day

Here are some pantsless picture of Victoria Beckham reminding all you lazy bitches that just because you have a kid or 4, you don’t have to let yourself fucking go….I don’t think obesity is one of America’s great epidemics…I think these lying cunts who you guys marry, only to have them let themselves go and take on eating everything they didn’t eat before landing a man, in order to land a man, and once a man was landed they could throw that self-discipline out the window…. It only gets worse once they get knocked up and have the kids cuz now they could blame it on baby weight…a collective conspiracy women everywhere are a part of…like a secret society…who are trying to pull a fast one on men everywhere and that’s why they hate bitches like this who disprove all their hard work in making us believe baby weight is an actual thing….and letting it slide since you did make us our babies and we’d be assholes to say you’re a fat pig we have a hard time fucking now that you and your friends are huge….

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Victoria Beckham Pantsless for i-D Magazine of the Day

Eva Mendes in a Bra for Marie Claire of the Day

There’s one thing I like about Eva Mendes…and that is her tits….o wait…there are two things I like about Eva Mendes….and those are her tits…yes we’ve gone over that one all ready….and her willingness to show her tits cuz without a willingness to show her tits…her tits are practically useless in a “If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound” kinda way….and despite popular belief or what Jersey Shore and club girls everywhere tell you…there are a group of girls who hide their massive tits from the world…only to let them be seen by their husbands or the dudes they are fucking…sure most of those bitches are religious…but still a waste of a good rack…. That said, I figure Mendes knows that there are 100,000,000 hispanics in America…50% probably women….10% probably hot women…8 percent probably working as strippers….who would love her gig…so she’s gotta keep the film industry happy…or she’ll just get replaced…. Here are her titties doing cleavage in some magazine…

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Eva Mendes in a Bra for Marie Claire of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Is Just Incredible

With her sexy vampire or alien or monster movie or whatever it is doing so well at the box office, Kate Beckinsale must be riding high. Here she is at some Underworld event the other day launching teenage nerds into manhood with her super MILF powers. The woman is spectacular, she’s a national treasure. I don’t think she’s even American, but she belongs on a coin…. Topless of course. Call your congressman.

Jessica Biel Is Just Perfection

I’m not sure why Jessica Biel was invited to the Golden Globes last night, I can’t can’t remember the last movie she’s been in, but I’m glad she showed up. Here she is showing us just how perfectly hot she is as she shows up to some party for hot girls. The Chick is gorgeous, she deserves better than that guy from NSYNC . Someone with a real job, someone who’s really good at using a computer for blogging purposes. You know what I’m talking about. Call me.

Kate Beckinsale’s Awesome MILF Goodness

I don’t often get Kate Beckinsale on the site, she’s far too busy being one of the hottest moms on the planet, but when I do she certainly makes an impression. Here she is outside the Letterman studios showing off her incredible MILF good looks. She’s been married for quite some time now, I think it’s about time she has an affair with a certain frail wristed blogger who rarely leaves his house. Let’s do this.

Jessica Biel Looks Kind Of Bland

I’m not pleased with these pictures of Jessica Biel , she hasn’t had a movie in years, she’s apparently still wrapped around that dude from NSYNC ‘s little finger, and THIS is how she dresses for the premiere of her new movie? Sure she’s probably only got a five minute part in this one, everyone and his brother is in this crap, but that’s no excuse. Obviously her face is gorgeous, but she’s dressed like someone about to sing a solo in church. Not cool.

Jessica Biel’s Cleavage Peek… Sort Of

I’m a little confused by this top picture, am I supposed to be turned on or weirded out? I don’t know what to do. Here’s Jessica Biel at some sort of fashion party in New York City last night giving us a nice peek at her cleavage, at least trying to give us a peek, but she’s making this weird face I don’t like. I don’t like it at all. Luckily it was just a bad angle or bad lighting or something because for the most part the rest of the shots are pretty good. I’m still not really seeing that cleavage though. What gives? more pictures of Jessica Biel here

Eva Mendes tit out

Eva Mendes looks like she is getting her needs taken care of by the man as he kisses her and her breast in the movie We Own The Night Continue reading

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Together

Ryan Gosling, 30, and Eva Mendes, 37, recently filmed the drama The Place Beyond the Pines together, and are now quietly dating off-screen. Gosling is currently filming The Gangster Squad in L.A., where he#39;s also clocking time with Mendes. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are making the most of their weekends together. Two weeks after doing Disneyland on a casual date, the pair were spotted hiking on the grounds of L.A.#39;s Griffith Observatory on Sunday – bringing a little extra star power to

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Together