So, I know the past week has been kind of rough for people, but I’ve got some news that should make you perverts feel a lot happier. Well, in your pants regions, at least. Because apparently Emily Ratajkowski is on a beach vacation in Mexico right now, and even better? It’s a topless beach. Oh, and some paparazzi with zoom lenses “happened” to be there too. So check out the NSFW pictures here , then go ahead and join Emily in her happy dance. You’re welcome. When you're too excited about vacation @hotelesencia A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Nov 15, 2016 at 5:43pm PST Continue reading →
What breakup??? Kenya Moore Says She’s Back With Matt Jordan Remember when we told you that Kenya Moore and her young boo thang Matt Jordan broke up after a “door smashing” incident in Mexico? Well during last night’s episode of RHOA Kenya confirmed that they’re working on their relationship after Matt showed up to her house warming and begged for forgiveness. “I did bad. I was wrong. I was really wrong,” said Matt on the show. After the episode aired Kenya was a guest on Andy Cohen’s “Watch What Happens Live” alongside Sandra Bernahrd and further explained that she and the 29-year-old are trying to work it out. “We’re working on our relationship. I’ve learned a lot throughout the year about myself and definitely we’re working on it,” said Kenya. “I’m learning as I go and I clearly have love for this man and I see that there are issues that we need work out and that he needs to work on.” She also shot down notions that her boyish boo thang needs anger management classes. “I don’t think it’s anger, I think it’s different. […] He’s immature at times. He acts out. He’s 29. I think he’s never been in a relationship this intense and he’s really in love, but he’s also very immature at times and he acts out” Didn’t this man bust out the windows in your garage Kenya??? What do YOU think about Kenya getting back with her young bae??? Does he need anger management??? More on the flip.
There really is an art to taking a great selfie, not everyone can do it. Believe me I have tried to take awesome selfies, and they all make me look like a blurry, half sleepy, half drunk version of myself. Thankfully there are some who not only know the art of taking selfies, they have mastered it, like Jennifer Lopez. … read more
Last week we got a peek at Salma Hayek’s insanely sexy photo shoot for GQ Mexico, and this week we finally got the rest of the images. Let me tell you, they do NOT disappoint!… read more
Salma Hayek is on the cover of GQ Mexico because she’s their biggest breasted star that has penetrated American mainstream movies while we can assume American mainstream movies or the people who have made them, because how else does a poor Mexican make it in America… Maybe it has to do with great tits, or maybe it has to do with Mexico being awesome, where there are rich people, an celebrities of their own, while America is something like 45 percent Mexican who like their Mexican people in their new country to feel connected with the old country… I think it’s just fascinating that tits can make a woman still matter so many years after first introducing them to us….it’s some Day of the Dead shit and she’s like a zombie…never dead…even when she’s supposed to be… The post Salma Hayek Dressed Like She’s Not 100 for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eminem has a timely surprise for you – a politically-charged diss track slamming Donald Trump and racist pieces of garbage like George Zimmerman. Ha. And you thought you were gonna be watching the hot mess debate tonight. The fab track is called Campaign Speech . It features explicit lyrics like “Dressing George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels/To address the court with a bull’s-eye on his back/His whole chest and torso left on the doorstep of Trayvon’s dad as a present for him.” It gets even better, though: about the current political climate, he continues, “And that’s what you wanted, a f–king loose cannon who’s blunt with his hand on the button who doesn’t have to answer to no one?” “Great idea,” he spat. “If I was President, getting off is the first order of business once I get in office.” Check out the video for more: Eminem SLAMS Donald Trump If those aren’t chart-topping verses in our country’s current time of distress, we don’t know what is. Eminem shared the video on his Twitter page, and said that there’s absolutely more to come. “Don’t worry,” he wrote. “I’m working on an album! Here’s something meanwhile.” Fans, naturally, flipped out, as this is Eminem’s first release in a few years, since The Marshall Mathers LP 2 dropped in 2013. Last year, Eminem, though he didn’t release any new albums, made major headlines. In a freestyle rap, he attacked Caitlyn Jenner , Bill Cosby (totally reasonable), Donald Trump (also reasonable), and Miley Cyrus. One of the more memorable verses from the freestyle was “I’m f–ked worse than Donald Trump/On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in a McDonald’s drunk.” “I invented p–ck, and that’s a true statement, I see the b-tch in you, Caitlyn/Keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s d–k.” Blistering. He later received a lot of negative attention for his presence on a Dr. Dre song, where he rapped about rape victims . “Ain’t no one safe from/non-believers, there ain’t none/even make the b-tches I rape c–.” No. Just no. Moving beyond, Shady also revealed his extensive history with drug abuse – as if it weren’t already evident – in a tell-all interview with Men’s Health . He said, “In 2007, I overdosed on pills, and I went into the hospital.” “I was close to 230 pounds,” he admitted. “I’m not sure how I got so big, but I have ideas. The coating on Vicodin and the Valium I’d been taking for years leaves a hole in your stomach, so to avoid a stomachache, I was constantly eating – and eating badly.” However, he initially went overboard with his post-overdose fitness regime, and said that he “got a little carried away.” “I became a f–king hamster,” he said. “Seventeen miles a day on a treadmill.” “I started getting OCD about the calories, making sure I burned 2,000 every day,” he admitted. “In the end, I got down to about 149 pounds.” “I ran to the point where I started to get injured,” he concluded. We’d say “Guess who’s back,” but we probably don’t have to.
Eminem has a timely surprise for you – a politically-charged diss track slamming Donald Trump and racist pieces of garbage like George Zimmerman. Ha. And you thought you were gonna be watching the hot mess debate tonight. The fab track is called Campaign Speech . It features explicit lyrics like “Dressing George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels/To address the court with a bull’s-eye on his back/His whole chest and torso left on the doorstep of Trayvon’s dad as a present for him.” It gets even better, though: about the current political climate, he continues, “And that’s what you wanted, a f–king loose cannon who’s blunt with his hand on the button who doesn’t have to answer to no one?” “Great idea,” he spat. “If I was President, getting off is the first order of business once I get in office.” Check out the video for more: Eminem SLAMS Donald Trump If those aren’t chart-topping verses in our country’s current time of distress, we don’t know what is. Eminem shared the video on his Twitter page, and said that there’s absolutely more to come. “Don’t worry,” he wrote. “I’m working on an album! Here’s something meanwhile.” Fans, naturally, flipped out, as this is Eminem’s first release in a few years, since The Marshall Mathers LP 2 dropped in 2013. Last year, Eminem, though he didn’t release any new albums, made major headlines. In a freestyle rap, he attacked Caitlyn Jenner , Bill Cosby (totally reasonable), Donald Trump (also reasonable), and Miley Cyrus. One of the more memorable verses from the freestyle was “I’m f–ked worse than Donald Trump/On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in a McDonald’s drunk.” “I invented p–ck, and that’s a true statement, I see the b-tch in you, Caitlyn/Keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s d–k.” Blistering. He later received a lot of negative attention for his presence on a Dr. Dre song, where he rapped about rape victims . “Ain’t no one safe from/non-believers, there ain’t none/even make the b-tches I rape c–.” No. Just no. Moving beyond, Shady also revealed his extensive history with drug abuse – as if it weren’t already evident – in a tell-all interview with Men’s Health . He said, “In 2007, I overdosed on pills, and I went into the hospital.” “I was close to 230 pounds,” he admitted. “I’m not sure how I got so big, but I have ideas. The coating on Vicodin and the Valium I’d been taking for years leaves a hole in your stomach, so to avoid a stomachache, I was constantly eating – and eating badly.” However, he initially went overboard with his post-overdose fitness regime, and said that he “got a little carried away.” “I became a f–king hamster,” he said. “Seventeen miles a day on a treadmill.” “I started getting OCD about the calories, making sure I burned 2,000 every day,” he admitted. “In the end, I got down to about 149 pounds.” “I ran to the point where I started to get injured,” he concluded. We’d say “Guess who’s back,” but we probably don’t have to.
It appears as if Casper Smart is smart in name only. Because a new report claims that the dancer recently took certain actions that can only be described as dumb . Like, really, really, really, REALLY dumb. Like, so dumb that we have to assume Smart is voting for Donald Trump on November 8. This is what has us talking in such a manner: Earlier this year, Lopez and Smart got back together … only to break up in August . The artist and the choreographer first got together way back in October of 2011 and were very serious for a couple years, but then then split and didn’t even make a big deal about reconciling this year. The cause of their latest breakup was also left unknown at the time it went down. But now People Magazine claims to have the scoop. “She kicked him out because he cheated on her and he got caught ,” an insider tells the magazine, adding: “It happened two years ago, and he promised he would never do it again and once he did, she was done.” Wait, let us get this straight: Smart cheated on Jennifer Lopez TWICE? First, back in the day, which prompted their initial breakup? And then again this summer, which caused Lopez to dump his lying rear end for good? Over the past few weeks, the source says Smart has “been doing everything he can to get back together, working on himself and posting on his Instagram saying that ‘Life is Good’ and showing off his new leg tattoo that says ‘You must embrace the darkness to see the light.’” It’s true. Smart does now have a leg tattoo that says this… … although we’re not sure how that’s going to help him win Jennifer Lopez back over. People does go on to write that Smart’s plan to reconcile is based on more than just empty words and cliches. “He says he’s changed and that he is a new man but recently, on a video shoot for Wisin in Mexico, he was posting videos with bikini-clad dancers and not acting like a guy trying to remedy old habits,” the source says. “He was kicked to the curb not because he did not attend a party with J. Lo but because he was caught having parties of his own. No one has time for that, especially J. Lo.” Heck no! This is J. Lo! She has music videos to shoot and NBC dramas to film famous old flames to possibly rekindle ! She doesn’t have time for some cheating backup dancer. Please, child. View Slideshow: 24 Stars Who Have Been Cheated On When news broke of the Lopez and Smart split went viral August, a different source claimed it was an amicable separation, saying at the time: “It wasn’t anything dramatic and they were on good terms – it just came to a natural end. “They will remain friends and they see each other, but they are not together. It was very amiable.” But it sounds like that person had his or her information wrong. Because if this new report is accurate… and if Lopez caught Smart cheating on her for a second time… we somehow doubt there was anything amicable about that. At. All.
When the 2016 Miss USA pageant—which NBC had “dumped” due to Donald Trump’s campaign comments about Mexico sending us its “rapists,” causing the candidate to sell off his ownership along with Miss Universe—was held this past June, eventual first runner-up Chelsea Hardin was asked whom she’d support…. read more
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