Elsa Hosk is Swedish, yet she’s in GQ Mexico…how’s that make sense? Is this globalization? Or is this just making a girl an international success… The fact is that she’s disappointing, because before she was a VS model on their promotional tour, she was a nude model, getting naked in fashion editorials that may have had no point, but that involved naked girls, and naked girls, is all the story I need for a fashion editorial, or really any editorial, I grew up jerking off to Playboy, I can appreciate that vibe in the mainstream, more than throat fucking, humiliation, teen porn…I’m wholesome like that… What I am saying is, these pics aren’t naked enough for a girl who gets naked… The post Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mila Kunis is apparently the face of some gems company called Gemfields…and has been since 2013, because I guess being the wife of a dotcom possibly billionaire, if not close to billionaire, because all these Silicon Valley dot com projects are ridiculously overvalued and all these idiots are becoming billionaires with bullshit like Twitter, or Spotify, or Tinder and Snapchat and whatever else the fucker put 50,000 dollars into for 5% before it was evaluated at 10 billion dollars…. SO, she doesn’t really need to be working, but as a gold digger revisiting her co-star that she’s known forever, because he felt like home, especially now that he’s rich as fuck, she needs to pretend she is working, so that he doesn’t feel used by her, so that he can trust her, so that he can see her as an original true friend who’s been there for him through it all…I mean she’s a millionaire in her own right….but people always want more… So, why not do it jewel erotica…so we know where your heart really lies…you materialistic…overrated twat everyone fucking loves….right? The post Mila Kunis in a Video for Gems of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina… All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table… TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jul 13, 2015 at 4:29pm PDT Here’s a little Selena Gomez slut shaming her Assistant..Theresa Marie Mingus… She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re wearing socks and sandals…I can’t believe you’re so basic….don’t I pay you more than this? You slut… She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” I’m Selena Gomez, I’m your boss, you are my puppet, I can be friendly with you, since you’re my paid friend, but realize I own you and I’m the best thing to ever happen to you, so go get my Dry Cleaning “Theresa Marie Mingus” or I’ll send you back to Mexico… She’s saying “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re my little slave, and I will work you 80 hours a week and keep you locked up in the pool house, so that when I need anything you’re there… All while laughing at “Theresa Marie Mingus” sandals…because I guess Selena GOmez wanted to add her to her storyline… Here’s her LINKEDIN – I think I’m in love with Theresa Marie Mingus….even if putting up with famous people, despite the great opportunities it leads to, must be the fucking worst shit ever…always dealing with their nonssense… Here are some pics Theresa Marie Mingus – in a Bikini…she was Kim Kardashian’s assistant for 2 years, so it’s safe to say, that’s how she learned how to Big Booty Selfie…and I’m glad she did…I am on her side…dealing with these horrible horrible people…I’m sure she has the best stories about…but is contractually not allowed to ever speak…like Kim Kardashian is a military operation, when she’s more like the hooker they pass around when they come to port… The post Selena Gomez Slut Shames Her Assistant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Drug Kingpin Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman Escapes Prison Again Drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman escaped through a one-mile long tunnel that was dug under the shower space of his prison cell in central Mexico, authorities said Sunday. After security cameras lost sight of Guzman late Saturday, guards went into the cell and found a hole 10 meters (33 feet) deep with a ladder, said National Security Commissioner Monte Alejandro Rubido. The hole led to the huge tunnel with a ventilation and light system, Rubido said, adding that its exit was in a building that was under construction. A motorcycle on a rail system was found in the tunnel and is believed to have been used to transport tools and remove earth from the space, which was 1.7 meters high and around 80 centimeters (2.6 feet) wide. Rubido said 18 prison guards will be interrogated by prosecutors in Mexico City. Until Guzman escaped, Rubido said, “the day had gone on normally and at around 8:00 pm he was given his daily dose of medicine.” The maximum-security prison is located 90 kilometers (55 miles) west of the capital in Mexico State. Guzman had been jailed there since February 2014. It is the second time in 14 years that Guzman has broken out of prison. The last time, in 2001, he hid in a laundry basket to escape from a prison in western Jalisco state. El Chapo is back on these skreets! EPA/MARIO GUZMAN
Critics of Donald Trump would like NBC to say two magic, well-known words to the 2016 Presidential candidate: YOU’RE FIRED! In light of Trump’s controversial comments regarding immigrants during his Presidential announcement press conference this month, a petition is going around at Change.org. Signed by over 175,000 people, it asks NBC to cut ties with Miss USA, Miss Universe and Celebrity Apprentice. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best,” Trump said at the press conference. “They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.” Really. A candidate for President of the United States said this. In response, Univision has pulled out of airing the Miss USA Pageant, though Trump has threatened the network with a lawsuit if they stick to this plan of action. NBC, meanwhile, has issued a statement that distances itself from Trump’s world view… but this is not enough, according to those who signed the petition. They are urging NBC to sever ties in every way, shape and form with Trump. “He needs to be shown that his behavior belongs in the past before the civil rights movement,” the online document reads. “It is time for him and people like him, to join this century and work for this country, not against it. A large part of your audience is Hispanic and we watch NBC, NBC News, and Telemundo. “How about looking out for us?” View Slideshow: Donald Trump Announces Presidential Run; Twitter Reacts!
Is Scott Disick actually fat-shaming his three-time baby mama Kourtney Kardashian online? That’s how some fans are interpreting his recent actions … We recently saw a photo of Scott fondling Kourtney on vacation in Mexico, which certainly implied that all is well between the celebrity couple. But Disick apparently makes no secret of being super tough on her body , throwing shade subtly by randomly sharing bikini pics of her from 2010. Are we reaching here? Possibly a bit, but his partner was quick to follow up with a post saying that she needed “to start back hard core in the gym.” According to an insider, the father of Mason, 5, Penelope, 2 and five-month old Reign has been a non-stop, relentless critic of Kourtney physically: “Scott is always trying to remind Kourtney of how hot she used to be.” “It is totally unfair because she had three children that were his doing, and for her to be able to look like she did prior to having the kids is just impossible.” “She is beautiful just the way she is and her friends are constantly telling her to just ignore his insults. But it is hard [when it’s from Scott].” Fans of the beauty know Kourtney Kardashian’s weight was revealed to be 116 lbs. (quite healthy for a 5’0″ woman), and have supported her. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: Their Sweetest Moments One follower responded to her Instagram gym comment as such: “Start back?? You look incredible!! What’s there to change?” Apparently for Scott, quite a lot, as if he should talk. “Ever since Scott got on his fake health kick – he just drinks a smoothie and thinks he is healthy – he has been extra cruel,” the source says. “The sad thing is that she actually listens to his criticism and goes into a place in her head where she thinks she needs to be a size zero to keep him.” This dynamic has been going on for several years, too, and may come as no surprise to those who believe Disick is cheating on Kardashian . In 2013, Disick actually said “this would be my ideal weight” when she was 105 lbs., though “I fell in love with you when you were super skinny.” Kourt reportedly weighed 95 lbs. before giving birth to their first child. Kardashian told him that she’s “trying to [lose weight] the healthy way.” Disick’s response, half-joking but maybe not really? “Just do it faster … you’re my piece of machinery!” View Slideshow: 36 Eye-Katching Piks of Kourtney Kardashian
