In the ’80s, Eddie Murphy nailed impersonations of Michael Jackson, James Brown and Stevie Wonder. He was supposed to resurrect his Bill Cosby act for Saturday Night Live‘s 40th anniversary…
Martha Hunt is pretty amazing. This is her topless, hot, half naked, round ass, probably fake titty shoot by David Bellemere for LUI, which is some men’s magazine in France that takes better pictures then Men’s magazines in the rest of the world…because France is art and erotica and David Bellemere is one of the more interesting photographers capturing these naked models who in the past wouldn’t have been this naked…but in the porn, sex tape, exhibitionist and voyeur era…it’s the only way to stand out…and they’ve decided that Martha Hunt does it with wet fabrics…and shit is good….real good…Michael Jackson…but without the child rape…even though in ways, I wish she was raping me as a child….or really anyway..because she’s hot…I mean…I’d even be into it if she was rapping at me…it’d probably be a good laugh…. Not that it matters, what matters is that American models who are already committed to Victoria’s Secret, shouldn’t need to do naked Playboy type shit..but that’s the world we live in…and Victoria’s Secret probably whores her out to increase her sock price…and she does kinda look the stripper with plastic surgery filled part… All this to say…lovely…and “art”…even though they remind me of hundreds of shoots I’ve seen before, I guess there is only so much you can do with a girl, in a visor, wearing a tank top…looking 70s…I guess you don’t need to reinvent the wheel…to jerk off to tit. The post Martha Hunt is Amazing for LUI by David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last time we checked in on Paris Jackson, it looked as though the 17-year-old had gotten secretly engaged to Chester Castellaw . Neither Paris nor her soccer-playing boo have confirmed the news yet, but whatever is going on in her life, Paris seems happier than ever. Considering Paris attempted suicide just two years ago, it’s a great relief to see her smiling, hanging out with friends, and generally just living the life of a normal teenager on her social media pages. In fact, Paris – who has a reputation for being a bit on the shy side – seems to be coming out of her shell more than ever based on some recent pics: First, she made some Michael Jackson impersonator’s life by posing for a pic with him. (Unless, of course, she made no mention of who she is, which would be even more epic.) Shortly thereafter, Paris showed off a new look by sporting some seriously bright red hair. Not a shade that everyone could pull off, but we think she’s making it work. Yes, Paris has a new boyfriend (and possible fiance) a new ‘do, and – it would appear – a new outlook on life. We’re sure Michael would approve.
Bella Hadid wore a see through outfit the other day…and I guess it was an outfit worth talking about because it was see through…. She even posted it to Instagram and no one deleted it, I know, I figured it was because no one knew who she was, I mean the sister of an “It” girl, who’s rich family started paying for her modeling career to happen because they believe in being fair….the dark haired, darker personality than the blonde beachy Jonas Brother fucking sister, so dark she even bangs darkies, namely, her boyfriend The Weekend, who isn’t all that dark, but is slated to be the next Michael Jackson…straight from the streets of Toronto, where I guess he was gangbanging with Drake….or maybe even gangbanging Drake, you can never tell the secret lives of these idiots who are always fronting, but I can tell you a girl I know has either banged him, or given him head, or something….we’re Canadian, we know who fucks who…and the story is he has the biggest Penis of all time, which his music may not suggest, but how loose this Bella Hadid, his girlfriend,, definitely does….naughty girl, too bad her real dad is busy fucking models to discipline her, or really just tell her he cares…. Here’s her dumb looking sister on the same night… To see more pics of the dumb, more famous looking sister CLICK HERE The post Bella Hadid See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chelsea Clinton is all for Kanye West running for President. Kind of. Sort of. Okay, this is more accurate: Chelsea Clinton is all for Kanye West saying he’s running for President. View Slideshow: Kanye West Memes Support 2020 Presidential Bid The rapper stunned viewers at the MTV Video Music Awards late last month when, upon accepting the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, Kanye told the crowd : “It’s about ideas, bro, new ideas. People with ideas, people who believe in truth. “And yes, as you could have guessed by this moment, I have decided, in 2020, to run for President.” West was (probably) kidding, but the Internet reacted with meme-based enthusiasm (above), while the daughter of the Democratic front-runner in 2016 actually sees something positive in Kanye’s announcment. “I definitely think who runs for office is really important,” Chelsea told MTV News over the weekend, adding: “Even if him just saying that helps sparks a little boy or a little girl who was watching the VMAs to think, ‘Oh, wow! Maybe I should do that,’ that’s awesome.” Since West’s proclamation, Ice Cube has expressed support for Kanye’s 2020 run and Donald Trump said he hopes “to run against” West sooner rather than later. Of course, that would mean that Trump wins the Oval Office next year, which is a more frightening prospect than President Kanye would be. Would Chelsea cast a vote for West in a few years? “I think it depends on who he’d be running against,” she replied diplomatically. View Slideshow: Kanye West VMAs Speech: The Yeeziest Moments!
Taylor Swift is an aspiring model, you know tall enough, cute enough, awkward enough, skinny enough, which is pretty fucking weird, because she’s Taylor Swift, probably one of the biggest acts in the world, so rich and famous, with this massive engaged audience, who really has no need to be an aspiring model, but I guess since she hangs out with all these models, and is semi-obsessed with modeling, while modeling is a good marketing hook for herself to continue make money, while doing what all her besties do, in what I assume is the Taylor Swift modeling agency, like she was Michael Jackson and they were little boys, designed to relive that lost childhood.. I guess what I am trying to say is, here’s Taylor Swift’s Vanity Fair shoot…. The post Taylor Swift for Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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