I know Heather Locklear was once a hot piece of woman and if you like zombie lookin’ bitches who look like their faces belong in an open casket cuz the botox puffed shit out and left it lifeless, she still is, but all I see is a drooping mess buried in a lot of fucking make-up and a shitty body, making me wonder why she gets work.
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Heather Locklear is Lookin’ Old of the Day
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Tagged acting-skill, Christmas, drooping-mess, her-phenomenal, italian, locklear, michelle hunziker, Producers, producers-dick, soulmate
There’s some Italian piece of shit movie called Christmas in Beverly Hills that I’ve written about before, because the paparazzi agencies are posting pics of these random stars I’ve never heard of, but would want to seduce with my boyish good looks and by boyish good looks I mean my penis the size of a 3 year old’s penis, not that I know what I three year olds penis looks like, but I do know what my penis looks like.
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Michelle Hunziker is Acting of the Day
Posted in Celebrities, Gossip, Hot Stuff, Sex
Tagged Beverly Hills, calendar, Christmas, girl, Hollywood, italian, michelle hunziker, never-heard, sleeping-thru, soulmate, these-random
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