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Next On The Deathless List Of Franchise Reboots: Child’s Play

Take a good look at the pile of 80s remake effluvia that includes Red Dawn , Footloose and Robocop , and then throw another turd on the barbie: MGM has announced plans to remake the Child’s Play ‘s film series, starring Chucky the homicidal doll. Must we? No one will claim that the original Child’s Play was any great work of art, but is there any reason to update it and remake for today’s audience other than a stirring need for cash? Besides which, do kids today even play with dolls anymore? Shouldn’t it be about a demonic Nintendo DS that comes to life and starts snapping shut (demonically!) on people’s fingers? Brad Dourif, the original voice of Chucky, is slated to return, as is the creator of the whole series, Don Mancini, to write and possibly direct. God only knows what Oprah will have to eat to get through this one . Just to stir your nostalgia, the original Child’s Play trailer is below. [ /Film ]

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What In The Name Of God Was Warner Bros. Thinking When It Gave Zack Snyder The Superman Keys?

So, let’s say you’re Warner Bros. studios. Despite being an anthropomorphic conglomeration, life is pretty good for you. Your massively profitable Harry Potter series is about to come to a conclusion, but you’ve got a lot of bullets left in your gun: After making one of the highest grossing movies in the world with Dark Knight , Christopher Nolan made you money AND prestige with Inception — and he’s about to make another Batman movie. You’ve got a possible new superhero franchise with Green Lantern . And you own the movie rights to Superman, possibly the most iconic character in history behind Mickey Mouse and Jesus Christ — so why would you give it to the man who keeps cranking out hyperkinetic failure after failure?

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Alessandra Ambrosio Tightens Things Up

If you’ve ever wondered how a supermodel keeps in shape, I know I have, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio’s amazing tight body doing pilates in the gym the other day. That’s weird, I just assumed it was a lot of drugs, vomiting and sex with a-hole rockstars. You learn something new everyday. To tell you the truth I thought she was just naturally this tight, I’m a little disappointed to see this, it’s like going to Disney World and getting a look at Mickey Mouse without his head on or a stripper in the daylight. It’s just not the same.

Selena Gomez’s Twitter Hacked

It’s part of the job description if you’re a celebrity – your personal spaces on the internet will be getting hacked by randos in an attempt to discredit you and draw attention to themselves. So today, Selena Gomez’s Twitter and Facebook were hacked. Only the hackers didn’t do anything interesting, they just talked about 4chan and gave shout-outs to their friends. Here’s what you could’ve done to make hacking Selena Gomez actually entertaining. 1. Mention The Lovechild She’s About To Have With Justin Bieber I don’t think there are nearly enough publicists in Hollywood on the brink of having heart attacks. This would remedy that. And maybe a few Beliebers would join them in the process. 2. Talk About Her Plot To Poison The Drinking Water Of America Instantly, Selena Gomez would go from fresh-faced Disney starlet to a Bondian-type villain. APBs would be issued for her arrest, and she would either be apprehended, or placed in a protection program. A princess protection program. 3. Complain About Mickey Mouse’s Dungeon All child stars have had to spend time in Mickey’s dungeon, ensuring that their rise to fame would be quick like the whips he cracked into their sides. 4. Admit That She Is, In Fact, A Robot Never mind spending time in Mickey’s dungeon, Disney stars need to come clean. They are the first wave of robots designed to kill us all.

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Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress Tops Time’s ‘Fashion Statement’ List

Singer’s infamous VMA getup was named Biggest Fashion Statement of 2010. By James Montgomery Lady Gaga at the 2010 VMAs Photo: Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images It was celebrated , criticized , copied and ultimately turned into jerky , and now, Lady Gaga’s infamous VMA meat dress is being honored, by Time magazine, of all places. Yes, her carnivorous couture was singled out as Time ‘s #1 Fashion Statement of 2010, lauded for its general insanity, creativity and ability to stand a cut above every other gown worn by celebrities this year. “If making fashion statements is your primary raison d’

Jon Favreau Explains ‘Iron Man 3’ Departure

Director says he’s looking forward to returning to family fare with ‘Magic Kingdom.’ By Eric Ditzian Jon Favreau Photo: Frazer Harrison/ Getty Images Wherever Tony Stark goes from here, he will be traveling without the assistance of Jon Favreau. The two-time “Iron Man” director walked away from the franchise on Tuesday, choosing instead to direct a family-oriented Disney film and emphasizing that his relationship with Disney-owned Marvel Entertainment and its studio chief Kevin Feige remains strong. “Marvel and I both came of age together,” Favreau said in an interview with the Los Angeles Times. “The years that we shared were a pivotal experience. Kevin has a firm grasp on the many franchises and how they all interweave and I am happy that I had the opportunity to establish the world that these characters can now play in.” Favreau is leaving behind the “Iron Man” franchise, which grossed $1.2 billion worldwide under his guidance, to direct “Magic Kingdom,” a film about a family that gets trapped in Disneyland and has all manner of magical encounters with the park’s attractions. Ditching Tony Stark and embracing Mickey Mouse, Favreau said, gives him the opportunity to “find something that lights a fire” within him and can “blow people away, which is easier to do with a project that isn’t loaded with built-in expectations.” The move marks a return of sorts for Favreau, who directed family-oriented fare like “Elf” and “Zathura” before being recruited, somewhat surprisingly, to direct Marvel’s 2008 “Iron Man” effort. Recapturing those early experiences is an attractive prospect for Favreau. “I can’t begin to tell you how fulfilling the perennial nature of ‘Elf’ on television has been for me,” he said. “It’s great to be able to connect parents with children both emotionally and through humor. I look forward to exploring family entertainment once again and examining the specifics of our day-to-day lives against the backdrop of an extraordinary adventure.” Favreau will remain a producer on Marvel’s 2012 adaptation of “The Avengers,” the all-star comics series in which Iron Man stars. ” ‘Iron Man’ has given me tremendous opportunities and Kevin and I are enjoying a lot of momentum in our careers thanks to the ‘Iron Man’ films,” he said.” I look forward to seeing what others can do playing in the same world.” For breaking news and previews of the latest comic book movies — updated around the clock — visit SplashPage.MTV.com .

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Artest — Screw Disneyland, I’m Going to Compton!

Filed under: Ron Artest , TMZ Sports After having the game of his life — and winning the NBA Championship — Los Angeles Lakers hero Ron Artest wasn’t in the mood to celebrate with Mickey Mouse last night .. telling us, “I’d rather go to Compton.” If you missed the game last night, Ron… Read more

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Christina Aguilera: No Pants? No Problem!

Christina Aguilera has been shopping in Miley Cyrus’ closet . The singer appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman yesterday, and there was nary a pair of pants in sight. Instead, Christina honored her former Mickey Mouse Club castmate and pulled a Britney on viewers. Photographers spotted her outside the Letterman studio, trying to avoid the rain and, based on this outfit, the cold… [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] Do you like Christina’s tights?

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ACORN disbanding because of money woes, scandal

CHICAGO – The once mighty community activist group ACORN announced Monday it is folding amid falling revenues — six months after video footage emerged showing some of its workers giving tax tips to conservative activists posing as a pimp and prostitute. Several of its largest affiliates, including ACORN New York and ACORN California, broke away this year and changed their names in a bid to ditch the tarnished image of their parent organization and restore revenue that ran dry in the wake of the video scandal. ACORN's financial situation and reputation went into free fall within days of the videos' release in September. Congress reacted by yanking ACORN's federal funding, private donors held back cash and scores of ACORN offices closed. For years, ACORN could draw on 400,000 members to lobby for liberal causes, such as raising the minimum wage or adopting universal health care. ACORN was arguably most successful at registering hundreds of thousands of low-income voters, though that mission was dogged by fraud allegations, including that some workers submitted forms signed by 'Mickey Mouse' or other cartoon characters. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100323/ap_on_re_us/us_acorn_closing_down added by: JohnA

Drew Brees' Disney World Vacation (PICTURES)

Drew Brees visited Disney World today as a reward for winning the Super Bowl XLIV MVP award. Brees hopped in a car with Mickey Mouse and Goofy and drove through the Magic Kingdom for a celebratory parade.

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