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Coco in a Small Fucking Bikini of the Day

Coco is a whore, sure she’s exclusive to Ice T, but she’s still a fucking whore. Everything about her screams whore, except maybe her size, since most whores I know are emaciated drug addicts… It amazes me how this ass doesn’t have sloppy messy cellulite all over it, but I guess when you get ass implants, that’s just they way shit ends up, a big, awkward and square shaped hard disaster. It also amazes me that people find it hot…the only thing amazing about it is that it’s just fucking weird looking, like some circus freak shit….and jerking off to something just because it is weird looking may be because you are bored of jerking off to the standard things people jerk off to, meaning you’ve jerked off way too much since the last time you got laid, and maybe should consider hiring a hooker, cuz otherwise it’ll take some illegal shit to get you off, just some advice from someone who’s been there. So here is a big fucking ass, in a small fucking bikini that their is really no point in wearing, but these are staged pictures and staged pictures always a cry for attention….and at least she’s doin’ it right…

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Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit…. I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that…. Pics via Fame

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Public School Students Led to Chant ‘I Am an Obama Scholar!’

A speaker leads students in a creepy chant of “I am an Obama Scholar!” at Lincoln Bassett Middle School in New Haven, Connecticut. The chant is part of an educational program called the “Obama Initiative.” (h/t Cassy Fiano ; video below fold):

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The New Heidi Montag’s Promo Pics of the Day

I don’t know why this cunt has Promo Pics. I guess it’s for her fantasy music career. When really her only celebrity is her trying to be a fucking celebrity. The good news is that Hollywood destroyed her small town Colorodo soul, and turned her into a fucking insecure, attention seeking, robot….and the better news is that the bitch is going to not be remembered in 5 years from now. Now, I’m not sure I’ll be alive in 5 years to see it, but at least I can die happy knowing that she’s fucking done… Here are her new tits, new face, new everything trying pretty fucking hard and failing….cuz failure is porn to me…and fake tits are porn to you…because you’re a fucking loser.

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Fun Killers of the Day

So a kid brings some Jell-O shots to middle school, like anyone who ever watched an MTV Springbreak special would, and the school stepped in and made a big deal out of the shit, not only suspending the kids, but going to the fucking local news like having a good time is a fucking crime. I have a feeling they also cancelled the wet t-shirt contest and drunken gangbang they had planned for after everyone was lubed the fuck up from the Jell-O shots….Fun Killers!

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Kim Zolciak Denies Lesbian Dalliance, Confirms Big Poppa Relationship

You’ll never believe this, but Kim Zolciak isn’t actually a lesbian. By all accounts, she simply stepped out with Tracy Young in order to garner a few headlines and stir up some controversy. In an interview with People magazine, The Real Housewife of Atlanta refers to Young – a British DJ – as “a great friend of mine” and that’s all. What else does she have to say? Find out below… On boyfriend Big Poppa : We’re doing great. He’s fantastic. It’s been so on and off in the last two years, but the entertainment industry is really difficult and takes a toll on relationships. People are so fascinated with any part that has to do with my personal life. And it’s just that. You want to talk about my kids, I’ll do it all day long. You want to talk about my wig line, I’ll do it all day long. But this stuff… it just really makes me laugh. On what she’s up to : My wig line is coming along amazing. I’m doing a celebrity VIP line first, and then I’ll [launch the line for the public] when I get the cost down. And something [else] I’m doing is writing a book on hair and makeup on a budget. And I have more music coming out, which is really great. On her celebrity status : I have two girls in middle school and that’s what people forget a lot of the time. They’re my top priority. I could say a thousand things right now, but I’m trying to lay low right now. Every day it’s something new and it cracks me up. There are 40 paparazzi waiting for me the airport. And to think I wanted this so bad. But I wanted it, and I wanted to be exactly where I’m at.

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Aaron Kelly vs. Siobhan Magnus: Semifinalist Showdown!

The week after American Idol made its first round of cuts (sorry, Tyler, Janell, Ashley and Joe), we’re continuing to ask readers which semifinalists they think will advance the farthest. Past showdowns between singers, for example, have pitted Katie Stevens vs. Katelyn Epperly . Which of those young beauties has the most potential? Now, for the first time in this feature, we’re mixing up genders. Fox may wish to separate men and women like some sort of middle school dance, but THG is all about integration! Last Tuesday, viewers voted Siobhan Magnus through after an impressive rendition of Chris Isaac’s “Wicked Game.” As an alternative to guitar players such as Didi Benami, Magnus may be a dark horse on the female side. Meanwhile, Aaron Kelly also received good news from voters. His adorable mug will be on full display again this Wednesday. Choose between these contestants below… Which semifinalist will advance farther on American Idol?

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Middle School Student Earns Detention For "That’s What She Said" Comeback

Michael Scott would be proud of Dalton Duncan. A photo of a detention notice issued to the latter, a middle school student, has been making the rounds online, and let’s just say the kid knows The Office quotes . According to the report, a student made the (innocent) comment “you need to push it in further.” The offender’s reply: “That’s what she said!” Bam! Never gets old! Well played, Dalton. Well. Played. Sure, it’s rude, but you have to credit the kid’s sense of humor. All we have to say to the reader that emailed us this story: Thanks for putting it in our box! Someone? Anyone?

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Adam Lambert Goes on the Record

Adam Lambert may have had a few issues with ABC recently, but there’s one television network that is happy to welcome the American Idol runner-up to its headquarters: Fuse TV.

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