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Ariel Winter in Fuck M Boots of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter, the girl I like to think was in contract with her parents who exploited her at a young age….robbing her of her childhood – and putting her to work..that if she keeps paying them until she’s 25, before being too fat to work, they will let her dress however she wants…on her 18th birthday…because girl turned 18 – and it was tits and ass – and not very good tits and ass – but exciting tits and ass to the many people who watch the show she’s on – where she doesn’t show tits and ass…and the whole thing was sloppy and weird…but not as weird as seeing her midget fat legs in fuck-me-Boots….it’s throwing off her proportion that was already weird…making her look like a fat 10 year old playing dress up on halloween…something I hope isn’t your fetish…but it would be my readers who put the blades in apples…jokes…I know I don’t have any readers…. I like the shirt, I think she means “DONUTS” not sushi though.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is with a dog… Here she is as a dog… The post Ariel Winter in Fuck M Boots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere is Very Pregnant of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant…so I guess, like all new moms or moms to be, her hormones are telling her this a beautiful time in her life that she will cherish until the day she dies, much liker her mom cherished her, before whoring her out to producers at a young age, because that’s what you do when all you can do is Soap Operas, you try to get better gigs for your baby… In cherishing the beauty that is her pregnancy, she’s decided to slip into a bikini, to show off how fucking big she is, because it’s pretty fucking big, up on some ready to drop porn that doesn’t allow penetration since the baby or in this case multiple babies are poking out already, making it impossible… I guess what we are looking at is her midget frame hosting a normal sized baby, or maybe a plus sized baby, thanks to her 6 foot 7 boyfriend, up on some Pomeranian getting Knocked Up by a Great Dane, the human version weirdness…and I have a feeling you find this oddly erotic…because her fan base is virgin loser like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal and Some Useless Instagram Model for OP of the Day

Posted on March 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They cast Nina Agdal in some shitty, commercial, Walmart bikini brand campaign video, alongside a bunch of instagram models, because I guess they throw the budget at the babe Sports Illustrated lent them, and the midget instagram models with over 100k followers on instagram, do it for free…not to mention, they make the real model look like an actual model, you know like average girls who use fat chicks to make themselves hotter, and all of a sudden your shitty product line makes sense…because you’ll get some buzz…. I am not a core anything, I don’t care if something is authentic, nothing really is anymore, everything is mainstream shit, I just know OP is garbage, made in afghanistan, gives yeast infection shit, I used to know some girl who’s father ran it and even she wouldn’t be caught dead in the shit, it’s just designed for tweens with no style, and/or money, leveraging a surf brand-name from the 80s… But I will say…Nina Agdal looks alright in a bikini…

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Jackie Chan’s Best Story Ever About Bruce Lee of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday, it was announced that Jackie Chan is releasing some kind of Autobiography Musical. After listening to him try to explain his best story ever about Bruce Lee, I realize, his autobiography may be totally impossible or insane to follow, especially set to song. I mean this is funnier than fucking with the asian immigrant store clerk…but maybe I’m just an asshole who finds broken english hilarious. If that doesn’t appeal to you… Here’s an old ASAIN dude doing the splits..

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Anne V Hot for Elle Russia of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The worst thing about ANNE V. is that she has had sex with Adam Levine, more than once. It’s not like it was an “oops, I am at a party drunk, and this midget rockstar wants a piece of me, and I’m new to this industry, I might as well just do it up, because I am a girl and that’s what vaginas are for”…. It was a more of a “I want a famous husband to knock me up and make me legit in the world of modelling”… When all she had to do was get half naked…which I guess it is something she’s figured out…

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Anne V Hot for Elle Russia of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The worst thing about ANNE V. is that she has had sex with Adam Levine, more than once. It’s not like it was an “oops, I am at a party drunk, and this midget rockstar wants a piece of me, and I’m new to this industry, I might as well just do it up, because I am a girl and that’s what vaginas are for”…. It was a more of a “I want a famous husband to knock me up and make me legit in the world of modelling”… When all she had to do was get half naked…which I guess it is something she’s figured out…

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Victoria Silvstedt Suntans Like a Proper Whore of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria Silvstedt is a hooker…who I am sure prefers to be called a high class escort…because there’s a different between a hooker and a high class escort who lives a fancy and decadent life cuz her only client is a billionaire midget who finances her life of luxury….and all she has to do is stay fit…which she does a pretty good job of considering she’s pushing 40…. Now I can’t hate an opportunist slut who landed a married rich man and got him to hire her, because she was a Playboy model years ago, and really what else was she to do….sure it is trashy, but at least she’s being trashy on yachts and not in the back of a truck in a strip club parking lot… I can hate her for trying to sue me at least once for posting pics of her midget billionaire, cuz that’s just mean spirited when all I’m trying to do is give her some publicity….but showcasing her skills….where I’m from that usually warrants a percentage of her revenue…. Who cares, these are awesome pics of her tanning, and I generally don’t endorse half naked old ladies… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Courtney Stodden American Bikini Dance for Youtube of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I fucking hate bad dancing….even when in a bikini….especially when it is to the worst fucking song…even when it is on mute…because the girl in the bikini represents evil. Courtney Stodden has found her calling….Trashy girl who dances on youtube half naked to make youtube money becasue she has no actual talent and because people are retards who like watching half naked girls dancing…even bad dancing to bad songs…especially when they are tabloid queens who made a fake story with a low level celeb she had access to about being 17 and now some washed up local stripper I’m pretty sure she was….despite not being able to dance….and being over 30…. All this to say, it is easy to get noticed and make money if you have tits…but it is also easy to find stalkers who want to rape and kill you…at least we can only hope bad things happen to bad people….and here is that bad person in video robbing us of our soul.

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Hayden Panettiere Whales Out in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not allowed to post these recent HAYDEN PANETTIERE BIKINI PICS cuz this paparazzi hates me, but I will say that she’s a lot less muscular in her midget broad shoulder half naked stance, and is instead starting to thicken in ways that happen when people give up, metabolisms slow down, or they eat too much fucking cakes…. I am allowed to post this video of her boring us with her community service for the dolphins and whales, even though I support saving Marine Mamals….possibly because I married one… This is clearly something she takes so seriously that she is chanelling the whale call and starting to look like one at least when in a bikini…. Here she is in her bikini… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Boxing for Twitter of the Day

Posted on May 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is amazing on so many fronts…and by so many fronts I pretty much mean she’s fucking hot….and that’s all that matters…….because I dont’ really know shit about this girl…other than seeing pics she posted of herself boxing in her tight pants and bra top make me pretty happy, not because she’s come so far from running away from lions and/or HIV Positive Sexual Predators in her home country….but because fit girls are better than fat girls….I mean fit girls are better than all girls…whether they are bikini models or not…because stamina and strong legs to bound on my dick balance out my lazy….and their toned stomachs are great to come on….while their higher sex drive is fun to try to satisfy….and their lost tits easily saved by implants….that said…get off the couch you fat, sloppy whores and make stepdaddy proud enough to want to fuck you…that should be everyone’s life goal….

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