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Hayden Panettiere Promotes Scream of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are pictures of Hayden Panetierre describing her boyfriend’s 7 foot tall dick that she inserts in her midget pussy….in some kind of circus act neither of them could avoid…you know growing up the freakshows that they are…..it’s one of those destiny things….where two souls who once traveled the carnival together in the 20s have finally found each other in this life and are reliving the shit…only more luxuriously, cuz instead of people paying a penny to their handler to see them, point and laugh…they’re the ones getting paid and for some reason the fans aren’t pointing and laughing at them anymore, they are just masturbating and fantasizing about them…The world’s changed so much.

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Hayden Panettiere Pasties of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Hayden Pannettiere showing off some pasties cuz her shirt is see through and she doesn’t want to risk exposing her nipples… This would have been the biggest story 3 years ago….Unfortunatly, Hayden Panettiere, isn’t underage anymore, she’s not on TV or in movies anymore, so she’s pretty much irrelevant and leaves us unable to see past her midget self…. When a bitch like this turns 18, a huge percentage of the people who were ridiculously into her lose interest cuz all they liked about her when masturbating was the risk of a statuatory rape charge… I mean sure there are still a handful of socially awkward superhero loving comic book virgins who can’t let go of the idea of her…but they will always exist and apparently she will always exist as a fucking troll… Here are the pasties pics…she shoulda showed nipples…

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Rod Stewart’s Knocked Up Monster Has Huge Tits of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am generally not the kind of person who is into weird animals at the zoo and their gestation, if anything pregancy disgusts me as much as it scares me, because the idea of a living creature growing inside you is pretty fucking twisted and unnatural, even though it’s totally natural and possibly the only thing we have left that is our core purpose as humans….but that all changes when the pregnant tits swell, the nipples get hard, even if they are on the body of a monster or have a troll hanging off the bitch cuz his hustle is attaching his midget self to all the washed up, tall blonde models who are manly enough to still allow his homo ass to cum….not that it matters….here are some Penny Lancaster tits to ignore her scary face….

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Rod Stewart’s Knocked Up Monster Has Huge Tits of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am generally not the kind of person who is into weird animals at the zoo and their gestation, if anything pregancy disgusts me as much as it scares me, because the idea of a living creature growing inside you is pretty fucking twisted and unnatural, even though it’s totally natural and possibly the only thing we have left that is our core purpose as humans….but that all changes when the pregnant tits swell, the nipples get hard, even if they are on the body of a monster or have a troll hanging off the bitch cuz his hustle is attaching his midget self to all the washed up, tall blonde models who are manly enough to still allow his homo ass to cum….not that it matters….here are some Penny Lancaster tits to ignore her scary face….

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Elisabetta Canalis in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All I know is that these pictures are better than the midget with retard scars on her knees who was staring in the porno I thought was a great idea to watch despite everyone on the cover looking like they were found on the street or in a homeless shelter. I am talking toothless, unshowered and disgusting……all fucking each other…. So whether this whore is actually a whore trying to advance her career by dating George Clooney, or whether she is actually into him and it just conveniently helps her get her name out in America, cuz Italian acting pay isn’t quite as good or not…she’s got a rockin’ body in her bikini and if I was George Clooney or at least in his position, I’d let all the hot pusys around use me while I use them, it’s a fair trade off.

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Tila Tequila’s Crazy Tits of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Don’t get me wrong, I love when a useless whore I can’t stand gets beat the fuck down as much as the next guy, but it annoys me when a useless whore I can’t stand is playing up the fact that she got beat down, even though she didn’t get beat the fuck down, cuz it gets her on TV….it makes me want to see her get taken out back and shot like Old Yeller for being broken and wasting all our fucking time… When is this bitch going to release a sex tape already. It has been her calling for a long fucking time and she’s been ignoring it because she’s done pretty good without it, but the time has fucking come to step up and stop the yard and the fact that she has no shame means it’s on its way…and finally I’ll be able to like her for the midget, asian, fake tit, cunt who once gave me free vodka she is….

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ERIC THE MIDGET’S WISH LIST

Posted on June 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always wanted to know what to buy the crabbiest midget in the world. Check out Eric The Midget’s wish list for some shopping ideas: www.amazon.com/Eric-S-Lynch/wishlist/3QVVQ8ZSK2C0Z/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1

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Allred to Dwarf: I’ve Got Your Back

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned civil rights crusader Gloria Allred will file a complaint against a college which denied a 3’7″ dwarf an education because of her size.Ms. Allred will display various awards the young dwarf has received — including one from the … Permalink

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Big Island, Little Woman in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They make midget porn for a reason, and that reason is that people do have midget fetishes. I don’t really get what people find hot about midgets, I guess it could have to do with their little dicks lookin’ huge in a midget hand, or maybe it’s like fucking an awkwardly shaped kid without the legal issues, or maybe they have really tight pussies, and really the whole thing isn’t that big of a deal, because despite popular belief, midgets are humans to, so it’s not like fucking a farm animal, or a squrrel at the park, or random rotting food you’ve pulled out of the garbage. Sure, I’m not entirely a fan of the midget body, I kinda like my girls long, lean and not retarded looking, but there are far worse things a person could be rubbing their dicks off to, so I figure we should celebrate it, because like black people, amputees, Mexicans, retards and homeless, the midgets are human too, and shouldn’t be ignored when they prance around in bikinis, no matter how much it feels like a fuckin’ circus act. Her name is Amy Roloff, she is a little person in a big world, she exploits her midget stature more than the hooker I knew exploited the scar on her leg that could be used as a second pussy, so I don’t feel bad pointing and laughing at this freaky image. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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