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D12 Talks ABout Fucking Celeb Pussy of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friend over at HitHipHop.com invited me to a D12 show in Montreal and I decided to go cuz I have little else going on in my life… If you follow me on Twitter on Friday. I put the manager on blast cuz he was being a dick to everyone, pulling rockstar ego, telling people to talk to “Rico” if they need to coordinate something while the motherfucker was “Rico”…just blowing off anyone and everyone like he was trying to sabotage D12s almost non-existent careers…. I mean if I was in their position of irrelevance, I’d talk to everyone, from shitty sites like DrunkenStepfather to MTV, and the dudes in the band looked like they wanted to talk to me, but instead, he cockblocked…. The whole thing irritated me cuz I just assumed D12 died when their leader was killed and Eminem moved onto making Lipton Brisk commercials and Chrysler commercials instead of making their music. So I left….but I figured I’d post the interview my friends did get…cuz D12 is talking about how they fuck these starlets and I think it is funny…cuz black people are funny. Good job HHH

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Jenny McCarthy’s Fake Tits in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like the unofficial spokesperson for twitter….Posting all these bitches in their bikinis that they think is important to put up to twitter…to show off their fake tits…let the world know their annoying asses still exist…a little older….now with more Autistic babies that I guess she put in a cage like she was John Travolta to get out and tan….all for more followers…a simple strategy that works for me…even if fake tits don’t work for me…cuz polluted autism making uteruses do…since if you have to have a kid…it might as well be antisocial and into playing rocks quietly in the corner than a motherfucker who asks too many fucking questions on repeat…that shit gets annoying you know… Either way here is the pic…and I’m digging this free to use shit….twitter makes the paparazzi and their 500 dollar a picture or we’ll sue you obsolete…Keep them coming ladies.

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Movieline Premieres Three New Stills From Keanu Reeves’ Caper Henry’s Crime

Posted on January 28, 2011 by | Leave a comment

Hot on the heels of a warm critical reception in the U.K. come three exclusive stills from the upcoming Keanu Reeves starrer Henry’s Crime , a romantic caper about a wrongfully imprisoned man (Keanu, natch) who decides he might as well pull the heist he was accused of upon parole. Hey, why not? Hit the jump for your full look at James Caan, Vera Farmiga, and one of Keanu’s brightest scene partners to date!

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Vanessa Hudgens is in a Bikini for Candies of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens will always be the hairy little ethnic looking teenage dream from some bullshit Disney Franchise who dated a homo in order to help solidify the success of that Dinsey Franchise…but I only know her for her NAKED PICTURE that was probably taken when she was underage, when she was too excited about her newly sprouted pubic hair, to shave/wax/etc…. Which brings up a very important point, that girls never have to shave/wax/etc their bush. Bush is fucking amazing, except maybe when it comes to politics, cuz bush is the natural state a pussy is supposed to be in and that alone makes it highly erotic….to rub your hands through, to have tickle your mouth, to suck in all the natural scents it absobs…. Marketing, and closet case fratboys, porn and the media, have programmed all bitches to go bald, leaving bush a dying commodity that I want to bring back….so day by day, I pitch my case to random girls…. Today alone I have had two fights, with 2 different girls about bush and how they need to grow it out, cuz bald is laziness, tacky and expected….you might as well be in Ed Hardy on Jersey shore…. But there’s no getting through to a bitch, they don’t see the importance of decorating the fucking Christmas tree that is their twat, they just like to lay it all out there for us, all skin and lip, when a properly manicured bush takes far more love than clear cutting the shit…. I’m not talking to let the yard overgrow, I’m saying hide a fucking garderner, but leave me some of the plants to appreciate….. So here is Vanessa Hudgens as the face of Candies….while I see her as the face for pubic hair for tomorrow…a NPO I’m working on getting off the ground… Here is the behind the scenes footage: Here is the bikini pic acting 3 for the perverts…. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Set Ratings Record

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The series premiere of Kourtney & Kim Take New York proved that the Apocalypse is upon us set a ratings record for this franchise, garnering three million viewers in its original 10 p.m. time slot. That’s nearly twice as many as tuned in for this week’s episode of Gossip Girl . The above figure represents an increase of 400,000 viewers from the second season premiere of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami last June and it has to make you think: if this many people follow Kim Kardashian on a weekly basis, she might as well say something worthwhile to them occasionally, right? Below, in a scene 100% unscripted and totally natural, Kanye West pays Kim and Kourtney a visit: Kourtney & Kim Take New York Clip

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Amy Adams Flashes The Muppets Her Undies

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t seen a Muppets movie in decades, I thought they were still lost in space, but I know for sure that they weren’t very sexy films. Until now that is. Here’s Amy Adams flashing her underwear while filming scenes for the latest installment in the franchise. First Katy Perry’s fat boobs sex up Sesame Street and now this. I guess if you’re going to throw away what little career you’ve got with a Muppets movie, might as well flash your ass for the kids. Can Muppets get boners?

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Emma Roberts in a Bra of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not sure what movie this is from, but I know that Emma Roberts is starting to look pudgy…pudgy and flat chested is a great combo for a horribly depressing future….because pudgy always turns to obese….and not gaining any of that weight in your tits now makes for a miserably awkward looking body when you’re obese and I can predict you will hate your life if you accidentally end up marrying on of these soon to be flat chested fat chick…assuming you ever find a girl desperate enough to end up with you…which at this point is seriously doubtful…but luckily there is hope because the world is filled with pretty sad cases and there is an 80 percent chance she will be a flat chested fat girl…cuz someone’s gotta end up with them…it might as well be you…. Here’s a video I posted a while ago of Emma Roberts in some movie…also in her underwears…looking a little tighter….

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Glee plans tribute to the Bieber

Posted on January 8, 2011 by | Leave a comment

It was bound to happen so I might as well just get it over with. Glee is planning a Justin Bieber themed episode. There I said it. This might be the least surprising news I’ve heard all month. I have nothing against the kid, truly I don’t. Okay so yeah his hair bothers me, and the one song I’ve heard of his…”Baby…something”…grates on my last gay nerve in a way that makes blood pour from my eyes. But I’m almost 40 and soooooo not his demographic so the producers of Glee don’t care much what I think about it. What they do care about is the literal army of tween girls (and some boys) are going to have a proverbial cow over this, as well they should. And more power to them. I remember when I used to have cows…totally. Is it just me or does he look like Shaun Cassidy in that photo? Da doo run run run run da doo run run. This episode is rumored to be planned for February 15, just in time for Valentines Day and the release of Justin’s new movie Never Say Never , which hits a multiplex near you on February 11th. And never say never, I might actually enjoy it. Glee has been known to endear me to music that I didn’t like the first time around. So I’ll keep an open mind. And even if I don’t, I doubt the Bieber Army will lose much sleep over it. That having been said, my boy Puck is not going to be happy about this.

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New Britney Spears Song Lyrics: Read Now!

Posted on December 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britney Spears will release a new album in March. Her seventh studio CD, it remains untitled, but we can confirm that producers Max Martin and Dr. Luke will play key roles on various upcoming singles. Based on the words below, it’s safe to say Britney Spears won’t be leaving her comfort, sex-based zone on her upcoming album. One of these songs will reportedly be titled “Hold It Against Me“ and it will contain the following lyrics: Hey over there Please forgive me I’m gonna have some fun tonight And ain’t that how it should be? Dancing to my favorite song All by myself (Loving myself) And ain’t that how it should be? Baby, you can hold it against me But tonight, I’m out on my own You think I dress to impress them But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself Hold it against me (Just do it) Hold it against me (Boy, just do it) Hold it against me But when I go home tonight, I’ll be by myself (Loving myself) You think you’re a rockstar Coming on over to my party That this tight ass dress is for you Thinking that’s how it should be Dancing to my favorite song All by myself (Loving myself) Baby, you can hold it against me But tonight, I’m out on my own You think I dress to impress them But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself Hold it against me (Just do it) Hold it against me (Boy, just do it) Hold it against me Just do it, just do it Just do it, just do it If you hold it against me I won’t mind, cause babe It’s just not our time And if you wanna dance You might as well ask (My girlfriend) As I’ll be on the dancefloor All by myself All by myself Baby, you can hold it against me But tonight, I’m out on my own You think I dress to impress them But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself Hold it against me (Just do it) Hold it against me (Boy, just do it) Hold it against me But tonight, I’m out on my own You think I dress to impress them But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself Hold it against me (Just do it) Hold it against me (Boy, just do it) Hold it against me

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Ashley Benson Flashes Her Birthday Legs

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really haven’t got the slightest idea who this Ashley Benson chick is, but she’s apparently somewhat of a celebrity and she’s wearing a little skirt so I’m putting her up. I couldn’t find anything else alright! Anyhow, here she is celebrating her 21st birthday at some douche club the other day. I’ve got nothing. I mean she’s not bad looking and all, but if I’m going to start putting up pictures of chicks I hardly know I might as well feature chicks that might get me laid. Like the Korean chick at the shoe store the other day… You know who you are.

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