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Katy Perry Tits do Rolling Stone of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When your tits are all you have going for you….and they’ve managed to get you this far along….you might as well give them the spotlight they deserve as a thank you…so I get both Katy Perry and Rolling Stone’s strategy in dressing her like this for the latest issue, cuz really, this is all she is good for….and luckily they photoshopped all the sloppy that comes with these tits…unfortunately they didn’t photoshop on a new head…. On a seriously important sidenote, I am still trying to get the titty fucking pics of her off the dude in Prison, but I’ve had no luck yet.

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Britney Spears Looking Haggard, Confused Lately

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The term “hot mess” was coined with Britney Spears in mind. Okay, that’s a lie, but it might as well be true. Just look at this girl! Exceeding her own lofty fashion standards, Brit went to Crate & Barrel in Sherman Oaks, Calif., yesterday and man. She’s having some major extension woes these days. You’d think with approximately $700,000 a month in earnings, one could pull herself together a little more. Then again, at least she’s not going crazy … we think. Plus, she wore a bra for once, so it wasn’t all bad on the style front. Small victories! Click to enlarge some classic Britney Spears pics below … WEAVE HER ALONE! Britney Spears is the best. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Hot Model in the Park of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With all the hot new pussy going around the modeling world, it’s kinda hard to remember the old washed up shit that decided to have a fucking baby and spend her days in the park instead of spending the days sleeping off bad hangovers cuz back home in her Brazilian small town, she’s not allowed to drink, have pre-marital sex, or even protected sex, or do drugs and have fun, cuz the “santa maria” is watching over her…so she might as well live it up now that she’s making stupid money instead of her 5 dollars a day to check people into the local hotel…..but I guess she’s still relaly fucking hot and here are the pics of her being a hell of a lot better than the moms I see playing in my park, mainly because the mom’s I see playing in my park are drunk natives who just pissed themselves, but I guess that’s hot to some…especailly the other homeless dudes cuz we all need to fuck sometimes otherwise we go crazy…even if we already are crazy…. Pics via Fame

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V-Magazine is My Favorite Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I posted the scratch and sniff covers for the latest V-Magazine because they used hot big name models. I did it without permission and for some reason, instead of sending me a lawyers letter to take down the shit like Playboy and other assholes do, they sent me this video and images about their “Hot Body Issue” cuz I guess they are more into getting back at people for stealing their images by giving them so much tit they don’t know what to do with, until their head explodes or dick gets a rash making them unable to function in everyday life, a punishment far more fun then going to court….and I figure I might as well show you the hot pictures….cuz when a fashion magazine gets hot models half naked, it is worth celebrating, cuz this is the new porn to me….it’s what Playboy used to be before they got strippers naked in the magazine…the strategy that made them go broke…while I can only hope V-Mag is here to stay…cuz all these tits in every issue is pretty fucking lovely… If you’re wondering who the pictures are of – here are the credits: The B&W images: Guinevere Van Seenus and Edita Vilkeviciute GO Spanish Bombshells: Leticia Zuloaga, Sheila Marquez, Marina Perez, Bimba Bosé, Clara Lago GO Footballers Wives: Maryna Linchuk (DNA), Alessandra Ambrosio, Dree Hemingway (Elite), Evandro Soldati (Ford NY), Simon Nessman (Major), Constance Jablonski, Eniko Mihalik (Marilyn), Martin Landgreve (Next), Jacques Naude (Wilhelmina) GO

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Street Surfing Fail

Posted on July 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It's basically like water skiing but with dodgy furniture scrapping along a concrete road by a car. We might as well tag this video under unsafe, bound to fail fun. In this video the street surfer slightly rolls into a building, painful. added by: Mcellie

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Kristen Stewart’s Sexy Long Boney Legs

Posted on June 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure if any of you are into boney knees, you never know with all the fetishes out there, but I thought I’d share these pictures of Kristen Stewart outside the Letterman studios with you anyway. At least she’s smiling for a change instead of making her usual retarded brooding sensitive vampire pouty face. She’s also dressed like a woman, which is nice to see, I’ve only ever seen her in her boner killing 90’s grunge chick get up. This is much better. more pictures of Kristen Stewart here

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Sofia Vergara’s Tightly Wrapped MILF Boobs

Posted on June 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love big boobs, I especially love them when they’re too big for the dress they are stuffed into. Here’s Latina MILF Sofia Vergara doing her best to contain the hotness that is her ample bosom with a tightly wrapped little dress. Is it weird that I want her to yell insults at me in Spanish? The meaner the better, I’m not going to understand anyway, might as well make it good. Think about how hot it would be, she’s yelling and screaming at me waving her arms around while all the good parts bounce and jiggle. So hot.

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Melanie Leray’s Full-Frontal in “Dans tes Bras” of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this is. I just know she’s from France and French entertainment is far more interesting than American TV partially because I can’t understand what they are saying so I can’t get annoyed of their bullshit storylines, where as I can’t ignore the bullshit when it is all American and in English, but more importantly, French movies get their pussy naked…sometimes fucked with actual fucking in movies, and the whole thing seems so much more liberal, real and fun to watch cuz as I dude, I can say, that’s all we really want to see in movies. I never care about what is really going on in the movie…we just wanna see pussy lip….but unfortunately, the whole French nudity may be allowed because the pussy is so fucking hairy, bitch might as well be wearing underwear, but I guess after all the pubic hair waxing has gone mainstream, and bush has gone hipster, a little pussy hair is a nice change of pace when not on some rich trust fund girl in her artist loft trying to be a “fashionista” artist….and that’s all I have to say about that, cuz I just watched this clip and realized how shit it is….too late now.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Midget Legs of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t realize that midget was offensive until yesterday when I got to talking to some girl and midgets came up in conversation. I started joking around about how disgusting midgets are and how the give would give me nightmares if I had to deal with them more than just crossing the street to avoid them. But then she ruined my fun by showing me a family photo and both her parents were fucking midgets….it was like a sitcom situation you see on TV and get mad at how shitty the writing is to make such an obvious awkward joke…only it was unfortunately real life and the good thing is that I have no soul, I didn’t care, and made more jokes about the shit until she lost her shit and told me to fuck off cuz I was a disgusting pig…and although Hayden Panettiere isn’t an actual midget…she might as well be…since her sex appeal is about on the same level as a midget…but some how she was marketed into being a hot thing a few years ago…something I never understood…but for those of you who still think she’s hot cuz marketing works on you…here are her legs…cuz it turns out girls in shorts aren’t quite as good to jerk off to as girls who are naked and inserting objects inside themselves…..but they are better than nothing….I guess… Pics via Fame

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The We(a)k in Review Season 1

Posted on June 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Check out the first season of Indie MTV's “We(a)k in Review” now on MySpace, iTunes, Blip.tv, Facebook and @ IndieMTV.com http://www.blip.tv/file/2563930/ added by: IndieMTV

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