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Mischa Barton is Next on the Celebrity Death Watch of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to do the Lohan deathwatch before becoming best friends with Lohan and realizing that she’s not going to die anytime soon, so I stopped the shit.

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Robert Pattinson: Totally Zen About Fame

Posted on September 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whether or not they’re dating (and, yes, they most definitely are!), Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have something in common: a refreshing view of fame. Last month, Stewart referred to acting as a ” weird and dreamy fantasy land ,” as she seemed far more confused about her celebrity status than spoiled by it. In the latest issue of French magazine Premiere , meanwhile, Pattinson is equally taken aback.

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Five Augmented-Reality iPhone Apps We’d Actually Buy

Posted on August 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometime next month , new iPhone software is supposed to ease the way for ” augmented reality ” apps, which digitally superimpose data on the world, as seen through the phone’s camera.

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Mena Suvari: The New Paris Hilton?

Posted on August 25, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Mena Suvari showing off her strong legs while hosting a vodka party called ‘Absolut Saturday’ at AZURE over the weekend. It’s kind of sad that she went from young movie star with loads of potential to doing Paris Hilton type shit like this. Alright so maybe it’s not that sad, at least it’s a job, and the wind almost blew her dress up so it’s a win win situation.

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Michael Lohan Gets Totally Served by Bethenny Frankel

Posted on August 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We never thought we’d say this, but props must be given to Bethenny Frankel .

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Kourtney Kardashian Getting Fat With Her White K-Fed Named Scott Disick of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I heard Kourtney Kardashian was pregenant last week and didn’t really give a shit. I figure eventually all these cunts I hate are going to breed, so they might as well do it now than later, but when I saw these pictures of her and the baby daddy, I was surprised, not because she’s eating ice cream, since that is a genetic disorder her and her sisters fight everyday, but luckily with pregnancy comes the license to eat as much as she fucking wants to, never ever bouncing back to what she once was, but that’s what pregnancy is famous for, while we’re still trying to figure out why Kourtney Kardashian is famous for, but I was surprised mainly because the baby daddy isn’t black, as I thought these girls only fucked black dudes…

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Sienna Miller’s Homewrecking Public Tits of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The good thing about Sienna Miller is that she’s not one of those exclusive uptight girls you meet in the bar who claims she has a boyfriend before finding out you are rich, she’s more the kind of girl who has this modern day hippie attitude, who doesn’t mind sharing the wealth, where she gets naked pretty much every chance she gets giving all of us a glimpse into what we are missing, while bedding pretty much every man she crosses paths with in some kind of self-discovery bullshit that makes her pussy some kind of public park or adult jungle gym you’d find in the park and the only thing shitty about all that is the herpes, and I guess the fact that none of us will ever get a piece, because despite the diseases, she’s still easy on the eyes….

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A Couple Old Whores Reunite for Dinner of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re wondering what ex strippers with fake hair, fake tits and used vaginas turned prostitutes who got paid to give the same old, rich guy a “Girlfriend Experience” as part of his company’s overall marketing strategy, leading to spin-off projects and lots of money in their pockets all for showin a little pussy lip, are wearing this season, the answer is the obnoxious pink dress….I guess to celebrate the color their vagina once was before getting into this whore industry….

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Chris Brown is Trying to Piss Off Rihanna With Her Impersonator of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you want to piss of your “ex-girlfriend” who you are actually engaged to be married to, depsite the little hick-up you had the night she got you arrested for beating the fuck out of her in some kind of publicity stunt, that has drawn a lot of attention to you guys, but has forced you to not be seen in public together because it’s bad PR, so you figure you might as well milk the shit even harder and play a bigger prank on the public, you should hire your girlfriend’s copycat, lookalike, imposter/impersonater, cuz it’ll get everyone who cares and believe this bullshit stunt talking.

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Katie Price Pumps It!

Posted on August 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not every day I get pictures of Katie Price pumping it in some knee high f@#k me boots, actually judging from the size of that SUV she probably pumps it like every second day, so I figured I might as well post them no matter how f@#king boring they are. At least they’re nice profile shots that highlight her massive gas tanks .

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