I’m not sure why I’m posting these pictures of Mila Kunis , she’s not exactly doing anything all that thrilling, but I still like her. Actually that’s not true, I know why I’m posting them, because I haven’t got anything else, that’s why. This business is tough, not all posts are going to be winners. It can’t always be glamorous nipples slips and vagina shots, sometimes you get stuck with some lame shots of a hottie leaving a restaurant… And you deal with it. That’s life.
In a move that has sent Skin Central into an unprecedented spiral of sexual confusion, GQ has named Bridesmaids star Kristen Wiig and Friends with Benefits star Mila Kunis as two of its “Men of the Year.” I mean, sure, we’ve taken GQ into the bathroom plenty of times, but the Men of the Year issue? It’s all very baffling. Mila is “The Knockout,” a logical choice that does a lot to alleviate the befuddlement in our boxers. But Kristen has been dubbed “The Bro,” a choice that is explained- sort of- by her Bridesmaids co-star Jon Hamm’s accompanying essay: “But it was inspiring to watch Kristen quarterback the team, be the cheerleader and decisionmaker, and then get in front of the camera and be hilarious. And surprising…Kristen is incredibly shy; she has her hoodie pulled up and her sleeves pulled over her hands. But this is a woman who wore coconuts on her tits on SNL; she can go to the craziest, most grotesque places on the planet in character,” Hamm says. Well,there is a definite quarterback/bro connection, and we have seen bros wearing coconuts on their tits a time or two, so we’ll allow it. In fact, this may explain why Kristen’s never gotten nude on screen- no one ever thought to ask in her native language of bro-speak: Yo Kristen, could you do us a solid and take off ur bra, bra? That would be uber-sick. See more from sexy comedienne Kristen Wiig right here at MrSkin.com, bro!
Aslee Simpson is at the level of fame where I write she’s not wearing pants, and the video or picture next to it is of her fisting herself listening to a Jessica Simpson medley of song, because Jessica Simpson is what made her, from the shitty albums, to the lip syncing…to pretty much everything she’s ever done….including the Fall Out Boy dude who knocked her up…..and really she only stayed in the media because it was fun to mock Jessica Simpson cuz Ashlee had everything she wanted….the younger sister was married, was skinny, had a baby…all things that Jessica couldn’t get as she got fatter and fatter…and now that she’s pregnant, with some K-Fed of her own….Ashlee Simpson just doesn’t matter… She just looks like a lesbian with a pointy nose out to buy organic food or some shit…and that’s BORING. She needs to learn how to make pantsless better….
The most amazing thing in this Sophie Monk character, besides from the fact that she has a vagina capable of eating a snowsuit and giving her cameltoe, is that she’s probably got more money than all of you…and that’s a testament to just how shitty hollywood, because garbage men offer better service to the world, you know leave a better impact than most celebrities, so you can only assume that a raccoon eating garbage out of your backyard, does more for the world that Sophie Monk, yet she’s better paid for her trash… Unless of course it is hush money from the Good Charlotte sister, cuz she likely has dirty on him and can ruin him. Who cares. I prefer her in her shitty low level embarrassing joke movies that pay her more that most people make in a year….where she shows tit…but seeing her useless at the airport works for me too
Here’s some fat chick, in a bikini, covered in mud, losing her shit at some white trash event where I assume they burn ethnic people, and she gets worked up, cuz ethnic people are the only people who fuck her…. There are only 175,000 views, and shit needs to be in the millions…shot in June of this year….but new to me….this is still today’s throwback viral video….cuz I loved it…
Mila Kunis may be in tight jeans….but I’d prefer her in no jeans…she is one of the hottest vaginas in hollywood, keeping it all stuffy and caught up under all that fabric should be an offense….instead, shit should be in a trophy case, with spotlights on it at all times…touring town to town…letting all the people look and touch….but I gues that’s just fantasy, so I’ve got no choice but to be satisfied with what I got…which are these shitty fucking pics…
There’s a pretty simple reason that Mila Kunis is the knockout of the year according to GQ …and that’s because she’s pretty much the hottest pussy in Hollywood and I’m not saying that cuz her pussy has been stolen by Culkin, or even cuz that rash Culkin left her is having a flare up, I’m saying that cuz she’s a small, tight little package I have always wanted to fuck….from the days as a 14 year old on That 70s Show…to the time I saw her doing some stage show that I wished was more stripping than reading Family Guy lines….to all the other shit she’s done…that I haven’t bothered seeing cuz it is non naked and I hate hollywood sex scenes…but would love to see her nude….making me agree with GQ on this one…Mila Kunis is the hottest pussy in Hollywood this year.
Tareq Salahi says he’s had it with wife Michaele’s betrayal and will be divorcing her. You can’t take anything he says at face value, but who could blame him. As we reported yesterday, a crushed Tareq says he was blindsided by Michaele’s affair with Neal Schon of Journey fame – and a new video is the final straw. A video he shot, featuring Michaele and Neal kissing, playfully, over Labor Day. All while Tareq watched, oblivious to the long-term affair going on. Brutal. Michaele can go ahead and pack her bags … wait, she already did . Tareq is telling friends he can never trust Michaele Salahi (a realization some of us came to long ago) and will never take that hoe back, no matter what. He feels she’ll eventually tire of her special Journey and try to come home. Nevertheless, the divorce is on like Neal’s schlong … which strangely made its way into his divorce filing. Really. We cannot make this stuff up. According to Tareq’s divorce papers , adultery and abandonment are the reasons for the divorce. And this: “The paramour [Neal] sent to my email account … a email with an attachment of a penis” – presumably his. Tareq blasts his wife, claiming: “She continually exposes our friends and acquaintances to her adulterous relationship and has flaunted it throughout the community, the nation and the world, and thus caused me to suffer great harm, humiliation and embarrassment.” The nation and world? We feel bad for you dude, but come on now. Tareq says his wife’s been boninh Schon “for a period of months.” The locks on the homestead and winery have already been changed, so Tareq is clearly moving forward with plans to divorce his cheating spouse. Looks like he did stop believing after awhile. Sorry, we couldn’t resist. On a related note, wonder if Michaele rocks out to this while nailing Neal … Journey – Faithfully
Let’s be clear: Justin Timberlake’s package is not on Mila Kunis’ phone. Several of the hacked Mila Kunis pics do show Justin – posing “seductively,” we’re told, in two of them, with pink panties over his head in another (really). But the image on her phone of a male member does not belong to JT. Justin has reportedly told people close to him that he never sent such a pic – no face, no torso, only wang – to Mila Kunis or anyone else for that matter. That said, maybe she’ll get a special gift come Christmastime … Lonely Island – Dick in a Box
The same hornball hacker(s) may be behind the Scarlett Johansson and Mila Kunis photo scandals that surfaced almost simultaneously, reports say. The FBI is on the hunt for whomever leaked photos of the two actresses online, with one source suggesting the bureau has the culprit in the crosshairs. Scarlett Johansson nude pics – topless and rear shots, presumably taken by herself – surfaced yesterday, prompting the star to contact authorities. Her attorney is also going hard after sites posting the images – one featuring ScarJo’s bare breasts and another showcasing the actress’ backside. Sorry guys for getting you thinking there, but we don’t have ’em here. Law enforcement sources say the FBI is “honing in” on the group of hackers and know the identity of at least one of them – possibly the ringleader. Sources say the hackers have also done this to Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Lindsey Vonn, Ali Larter, Emma Caulfield and possibly Mila Kunis. Kunis’ phone was hacked this week, possibly revealing a friends with benefits (sorry) relationship with Justin Timberlake thanks to “seductive” pics. Mila’s also in the bathtub in one pic. Sorry again guys. Not here. [Photos: WENN.com]
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