You’ve probably heard this quote from eighth century BC philosopher Hesiod in some high school valedictorian’s speech: “I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words… When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint.” And so it goes, with each generation bemoaning the horrors of the new brats snapping at their heels.
Well, here we go: Nomination ballots are in Academy voters’ mailboxes as of this week, meaning that the ” [m]ost over-covered, over-considered Oscar season ever ” just became that much more over-covered and over-considered. How can we ever hope to break it down? To the Index!
It’s Christmas Eve, should I really bother posting today? I don’t know… If you read this site then you know that I am a pretty big fan of Mila Kunis on all levels, mainly her appearance, despite the whole rockin’ the Culkin Aids…It’s Home Alone and Home Alone 2 season, I can understand his appeal, No Pedo…. I think this movie Black Swan is amazing…I unfortunately don’t have the money it takes to go see it….but I did find some really hot preview clips on the Internet that I am pretty sure Hollywood won’t be happy about, even though this is pretty good marketing for a movie I would have never bothered with cuz it is about ballet….mainly cuz you generally never get to see Jewish girls behaving like this, except when you are Jewish and at summer camp…you know since they are brought up to only behave naughty for guys in the community, keeping people like me out of the fuckin’ loop… I think it is safe to say that today’s Christmas Miracle is these 2 Jewish girls who don’t celebrate Christmas, celebrating each other while getting paid to think they are broadening their careers, while really they are just broadening the pool of cum they have collectively filled around the globe by the chronic masturbaters…. I may be going out on a limb here, but Jesus was a Jew, and I have a feeling these two ladies may be the next messiah….so the movie is pretty time relevant… ==== Here is a clip of them going at it….Hollywood Lesbian Style….Suggestive scissor grindin’ without actually scissor grinding and that’s okay by me…. Here is Natalie Portman getting felt up… Here is Natalie Portman Masturbating…. Natalie Portman in her Underwear Some sex scene…
Vince Vaughn and Kyla Weber just received an early Christmas present. Locklyn Kyla Vaughn was born December 18! She weighed 7 pounds! The healthy baby girl, the couple’s first child, was born at a hospital in Chicago, Vaughn’s hometown. The actor’s rep confirms the good news. Congratulations to the new parents! “Both of them couldn’t be happier to welcome their baby girl ,” says a pal of Vaughn and Weber, a Canadian real estate agent and Vince’s wife of nearly a year. When Weber’s pregnancy was announced in July, a source close to The Dilemma star said that the newlyweds were thrilled to start a family so quickly. “They’re having so much fun and they’re so excited to be first-time parents!”
Another day, another couple of reactions to the Miley Cyrus bong smoking video . First, Saturday Night Live spoofed the singer and her most recent scandal via a new edition of that programs Miley Cyrus Show. Elsewhere, actress Mila Kunis appeared on Lopez Tonight late last week and was asked about the singer’s scandalous actions. Kunis didn’t seem to care, but she did have the following opinion on the incident: “She was smoking some weed! Come on, now; that was not no legal [substance]!” Mila Kunis on Miley Cyrus Do you agree? Do you buy the story that Miley was actually smoking salvia?
Posted onDecember 1, 2010byBenny Hollywood|Comments Off on Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman at the Black Swan Premiere of the Day
Here is Mila Kunis and Natalie Hershlag at the premiere of their new movie about ballet that you may feel gay going to see, but you won’t feel gay watching them prance around in leotards fucking each other….. To think this Ukranian Russian girl could have ended up working the circus juggling with bears, or stuck in line waiting for rationed toilet paper, or being kidnapped at 13 and thrown into the internation sex trade makes Mila Kunis substantially better than knowing she has a Home Alone fetish and rocks the Culkin cock despite it’s many rashes and diseases from his drug addiction club kid past. I saw Party Monster, I know how shit played out for him…. These are a couple of my favorite Jewish Vaginas in entertainment and I think they clearly show the world that Jewish guys should stop converting goys, but they have a decent pool at their local Hillel House to choose from.
Here’s Mila Kunis looking sexy as hell in what looks to me like basically a pillowcase with some arm and neck holes cut out of it. Awesome. I’ve always said that this chick could look good in pretty much anything and now here she is proving me right. I love it. Is she still doing movies or is she just the voice of that ugly chick on Family Guy ? Because if so her “talents” are being completely wasted, a hottie like this needs to be front and center. Preferably running around in a sprinkler wearing a bikini… In slow motion. Someone needs to write a movie around that, it doesn’t have to be good, just make sure that that scene is about fifteen or twenty minutes long and we’re good.
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Here’s Mila Kunis giving us a nice little taste of her cleavage on the set of some crappy movie she’s filming. I may have to suck it up and go see this garbage if Mila is going to be walking around with her little boobies trying to bust out of her blouse. The girl is just hot, I want to hold her and squeeze her and call her pickles and watch HGTV together on my mom’s couch. Call me.
The hardest thing about being an American critic covering a European festival is that almost anything you write is bound to smack of “I’m here, in a fantastic European city, seeing things that you can’t.” So here I am in Venice, one of the most beautiful cities in the world, looking at brand-new movies that many of you won’t be able to see for weeks or months, or maybe ever.
