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Mila Kunis Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

Mila Kunis was a hot underage girl on TV…she was even hot when she was rich as fuck from said TV show…and in all the romantic comedy movies, or the voice of the fat daughter on Family guy…. But I don’t think being on the show where she was probably violated by Ashton Kutcher before he got way richer as fuck via investing into start-ups, back when you could launch a product or app online for 10,000 dollars or less….and back out with 10 billion dollars…was her hottest… I liked her best when she was committed to Macaulay Culkin, at what was seemingly his fucking worst, where she followed some weird childhood fantasy and ran to the crackhead childstar for some Michael Jackson inspired sex…only because it was such a weird dynamic… The second she went back to Kutcher, after his Demi Moore divorce, to reconnect their genitals and re-produce because they had this bond, like high school sweethearts reconnecting on FB or some shit…breeding not once…but once and a half..this one still may not make it home after it is born…..she became uninteresting, typical, boring..and old…with a ravaged pussy and not in a good way…so looking at her pregnant ass is just representative of hopes and dreams dying…and not love and romance happening… The good news for her is that dudes are basic and repetitive and into what they know…so they will follow her and jerk off to her…til the end of time…that’s how masturbation fantasies generally work…you revisit them…and she’s done the grown work needed to sustain…so anything she does now…can’t ruin her…because she’s done what I consider the worst thing, and I’m not a dude who hates girls I don’t know for choosing lame boyfriends….but in this case…I just can see past his dopey fucking face…it’s all I see when trying to see her mom pussy through her mom leggings… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mila Kunis Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mila Kunis Sloppy Mom Tit for Labor Day of the Day

Here’s something exciting for all you fucking perverts, yes, I know there’s only one of you and your a bot from RUSSIA and don’t actually exist, but pretending to have readers allows me to keep this going, while talking to myself but not thinking I am talking to myself, because that’d be weird. Her name is Mila Kunis, Jackie from That 70s Show, and she’s carrying the second baby from her TV Romance with Ashton Kutcher from That 70s Show, because they get each other, and because he went on to become a dot com investor who made billions and she went on to be some leading lady, who is now an old mom – and who we can collectively not give a fuck about, but when her milf filled tits pops out of her dress, while carrying a fetus or parasite leeching off her…something that isn’t porn to me, but may allow her weirdo scifi fantasy fans to pretend or role play or LARP or whatever the fuck they do when they masturbate that she is carrying an alien baby, or their baby, or some fucking nerd shit…that is not the demon that is Ashton Kutcher’s spawn… Or if you’re like me – you can focus on tit…it’s not much of a skill…but it’s what you gotta do – when you see pics like this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mila Kunis Sloppy Mom Tit for Labor Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mila Kunis Birthday Tribute: 17 of the Sexist Photos EVER

Mila Kunis is so very very good looking. Big news, we know. Just 'cause this is an obvious fact, however, does not mean it isn't worth celebrating. On the contrary, we don't want to take it for granted. So check out photos of the actresst hat prove our point, and be grateful to be living on a planet in which she exists. Seriously. Could be a lot worse. 1. Mila With No Makeup Mila Kunis is makeup-free in this ad for Gemfields. And she looks GORGEOUS! 2. Mila Kunis Wallpaper Enjoy this Mila Kunis wallpaper. Just don’t enjoy it too hard if you’re at work. 3. Hot Mila Kunis Mila Kunis is like the hottest chick of like all time. Let’s be real here … it’s either her or J-Law. 4. Mila in Esquire It may not get any more beautiful than Mila Kunis. Seriously. Look at her! 5. Mila Kunis on Marie Claire Mila Kunis covers this issue of Marie Claire. As expected, she looks GORGEOUS while doing so. 6. Mila Kunis GQ Picture Gulp! Thank you, GQ. For this Mila Kunis photo, thank you from the bottom of our heart. View Slideshow

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100 Year Old Gisele Pretends to be in a Nightclub for Gucci of the Day

This is a pretty absurd casting for a Gucci nightclub campaign, unless they are trying to target the 45 year old rich woman who just likes having a good time doing cocaine like the sugar baby days now that her kids are off to summer camp – as we all know rich summer camp sending parents love to do…you know rich, free and surrounded by other rich and free people, who figure there is finally some room to breathe after getting knocked up at 25 by a 45 year old daddy who gave them the good life… Because this is definitely not designed to rich the young millionaire who wants to get dressed up in Gucci…who wants to party with a 45 year old model who is super fucking photoshopped, even if she is still hot, has a good body, and looks more like a woman than she ever has…maybe better hormone therapy…who knows… I just know she probably charged the brand 5 million dollars for this – without the brand really looking into the fact that no one, except maybe Tom Brady and their 15 kids gives a fuck about this has been. She’s not even a Victoria’s Secret model… Maybe they owed her a favor, or just have money to burn, either way – it’s so weird.. This reminds me of a old lady letting loose and getting drunk and inappropriate at a wedding or something – which I guess makes people want to buy designer clothes… The post 100 Year Old Gisele Pretends to be in a Nightclub for Gucci of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant with Satan Mila Kunis and Other Vagina at the Bad Mom’s Premiere of the Day

Bad Moms is another one of these Hollywood’s answer to misogyny, understanding that if they put together a movie that is based on women, women everywhere, who still go to movies, will fill the seats on ladies night, or maybe on any night, because they are lonely sad and like 2 hours to escape the hell they are living. While dudes just sit on the couch and jerk off to porn… So Hollywood knows women go to movies, they also know that women bitch about hollywood not being inclusive towards women, so might as well put out movies with women in the lead…give that hollywood illusion that the powers that run it are fucking rich pervert pigs who destroy women with their dicks by leverage thing hollywood dream they can give them – and the girls line up for that shit.. One movie, probably written by men, or directed by men, definitely produced by men – to make men money by pandering to stupid women in a time they need to – is still misogyny….it’s as feminist as a wet t-shirt contest at a sports bar – or Ladies night to get bitches in the club to get dudes in the club to buy drinks… I see you Hollywood – and you’re lie inclusiveness – women’s right – bullshit – you’re evil…. Now – one interesting thing – and I am not a men’s rights activist is MALE FORESKIN JOKE I posted on stepfather (me ) presents…. I just listen to it and think how hilarious it would be if it was a group of men talking about meaty mom pussy or something – we’d get slaughtered – but it’s ok for women, liberating, let them make fun of men so they shut up about everything else… So SIlly… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF MILA CLICK HERE LINDSAY VONN was also there, of course she was, she’s on some weirdo Hollywood hustle to increase her sex appeal and presence after having her pussy ravaged by hooker fucker Tiger Woods for a better part of a year….I guess she realizes do the red carpet as slutty as you can – milk that Olympic gold….make that money… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF VONN CLICK HERE Some bitch named Dania Ramirez was also there….SHE IS APPARENTLY TRANS… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF DANIA RAMIEREZ CLICK HERE So was Kristen Bell TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE Even Kendra Wilkinson was there – they’ll invite anyone to this shit.. The post Pregnant with Satan Mila Kunis and Other Vagina at the Bad Mom’s Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart: So In Love With Girlfriend Alicia Cargile!

Bella Swan has found her lobster. Once upon a time, Kristen Stewart experienced the kind of fame that can mess with a person.   While Twilight put her on the map, it also took away her privacy, her peace of mind and her happiness. “‘I went through so much stress and periods of strife,” Stewart explains in the September issue of British  Elle . “I would have panic attacks…I literally always had a stomach ache. And I was a control freak and I couldn’t anticipate what was going to happen in a given situation, so I’d be like, ‘Maybe I’m going to get sick’… It’s kind of remarkable.” That has to be an absolute nightmare for someone whose relationship (with then-boyfriend Robert Pattinson) was under a microscope, scrutinized by millions of teenagers the world over. After a 2012 affair with her Snow White and The Huntsman director nearly destroyed her career, Stewart has come out on the other side.   And yes, she’s doing just fine. Liberty Ross on Kristen Stewart, Rupert Sanders “I just grew out of it, but that’s not to say I don’t get worried,” she said. The Cafe Society star also has some big news to share on the romance front, something she’s never done in the past. “I think also right now I’m just really in love with my girlfriend [Alicia Cargile]. “We’ve broken up a couple of times and gotten back together, and this time I was like, ‘Finally, I can feel again.'” Cargile, a film producer, and Stewart started dating in 2015.  After they split, Stewart dated singer Soko for about a minute, but the two broke up before Stewart headed to the Cannes Film Festival in May. “When I was dating a guy I was hiding everything that I did because everything personal felt like it was immediately trivialised, so I didn’t like it,” Stewart said “We were turned into these characters and placed into this ridiculous comic book, and I was like, ‘That’s mine. You’re making my relationship something that it’s not.’ I didn’t like that. But then it changed when I started dating a girl. “I was like, ‘Actually, to hide this provides the implication that I’m not down with it or I’m ashamed of it,’ so I had to alter how I approached being in public. “It opened my life up and I’m so much happier.” View Slideshow: 32 Bisexual Celebrities

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Amber Rose: Siding With Kimye in Taylor Swift Feud?!

At this point, you’re probably well aware of the feud between Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift  and the many ways that it’s escalated over the course of the past week. Things heated up when Kim basically called Taylor out as a liar by posting proof that Kanye West got her approval on some potentially offensive lyrics before recording his song “Famous.” Celebrities took sides, and predictably, the many people that Taylor has shaded over the years sided with Kim and Kanye . But it wasn’t just A-listers who entered the fray. Even people who are only famous because they date and feud with famous people wanted in on the action. Enter Amber Rose, who these days can be found doing her best Wendy Williams impression in the most desolate wastelands of basic cable. Amber Rose on Kanye West v Taylor Swift Feud To the surprise of many Amber has been defending Kanye on the grounds that – he feels bad after does stupid things? We’re not really following her reasoning in the above clip (Especially since this is a guy who said he needed 30 showers after sleeping with her.), but at least she ends with a reference to Kanye liking fingers up his ass. Anyway, it seems Amber has more shade in store for her new celebrity rival, Taylor. “Amber wants to have Calvin Harris on her show to talk about Taylor Swift. She knows that he has major dirt on her and she would love to have him spill their secrets to her,” a source tells Radar Online. “She reached out to Calvin’s people to work with them to get him on her show. He’s a loose cannon and his appearance could be ratings gold.” With taking this one with several grains of salt, as Harris doesn’t really strike us as the “loose cannon” type. And unfortunately for Amber, he already dealt with Taylor on Twitter . Sounds like she’ll just have to keep sharing her detailed theories with her shrill, Wendy-esque audience. View Slideshow: Amber Rose Selfies: Look at Me!

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Man Faces Jail for Trying to Recreate Seinfeld Recycling Scheme

The following tells the story of a Seinfeld viewer who tried to make like Kramer and Newman in order to get rich quick. Yadda… yadda… yadda: the man has now been arrested. Indeed, a judge has ruled that Brian Edward Everidge will stand trial for a crime that very much seems as if it was inspired by the Seinfeld episode “The Bottle Deposit.” According to USA Today, Everidge allegedly transported 10,000 bottles and aluminum cans (in a Budget box truck) into Michigan from Kentucky because the latter state pays 10 cents for each beverage item you recycle. The former state pays nothing. Although Everidge resides in Michigan, it is actually against the law to return bottles that a person knowingly did not acquire in the state. Everidge has been charged with a single count of beverage return of nonrefundable bottles, which is a felony punishable by up to five years behind bars; a $5,000 fine; or both. Seriously! What’s the deal with that kind of harsh punishment for this kind of crime?!? Everidge, whose mug shot is below, was arrested for the crime in April when he was pulled over for driving 12 miles per hour over the speed limit on northbound U.S. 23. The officer who pulled him over noticed plastic bag after plastic bag filled with bottles and cans in the back of the vehicle. Everidge reportedly admitted at the time that he was bringing the items in from Kentucky in order to return them for deposit money. On the aforementioned Seinfeld episode, Kramer and Newman borrowed a mail truck and proceed to stuff it with empty bottles in order to take advantage of Michigan’s higher-than-usual bottle return payments. Assuming this was Everidge’s plan, he likely have probably made about $1,000, not counting money for gas, tolls and food. Of all the states with bottle bills, Michigan has the highest refund value, according to statistics from the Container Recycling Institute. Everidge’s attorney, meanwhile, did not say that his client was trying to emulate Kramer and Newman. But he did make a Seinfeld-like defense, telling LivingstonDaily.com that Everidge shouldn’t have been arrested because he never actually completed the crime. “They caught him too early,” defense attorney Marcus Wilcox said. “He attempted to attempt to return the bottles… this statute doesn’t fit.” Who else could see Jackie Chiles making this same clam?

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Leah Messer Fights Back: I Am More Than Just A "Bikini Body!"

It all started with a photo. Leah Messer didn’t think anything of sharing an Instagram of herself hanging poolside with family.   Fans didn’t like the look of Messer’s slim figure , and some even speculated that she had a drug problem. Messer was fed up with comments about her body, so she decided to take action. “First and foremost, there is much more to women than our bodies,” Messer said in a statement to Refinery29 . “Yet many women seem to continually judge others, not by their character, but by their bodies. “There are many more important issues going on in the world today than whether or not I had enough to eat for breakfast . (Side note: I had plenty.) “We should be focused on spreading love and kindness instead of mean-spirited bullying. Thankfully I am in a beautiful place in my life raising three wonderful, kind, loving and confident little girls. View Slideshow: 27 Stars Who Shamed Their Body-Shamers “The last thing I would want for them is to feel that they, too, could be ridiculed for their bodies.  So let’s stop with the shaming, start supporting one another, and focus on what really matters.” This is the first time Messer has issued a statement about criticism about her life (and there has been plenty ). After releasing that statement, it was obvious that Messer felt a weight lifted off her shoulders. “Looking back I’m sooo proud of the woman god is creating me into!(: #Happy #Healthy #Me&MyGirls,” she Instagramed yesterday. Today, Messer took back control of her body by posting a bikini selfie. “Lunchhh was delicious, and now it’s time to get back in the pool w/ my baby! Of course we miss sissys!

We Now Know What Ashton Kutcher’s Penis Looks Like

Mila Kunis is pregnant with her and Ashton Kutcher's second child . Therefore, we know she has had sex with the actor on a minimum of two occasions, meaning we can take the star's word for it when it comes to the shape of her husband's penis. Yes, ladies, we're about to talk about Ashton Kutcher's penis. On The Late Late Show Monday night, Kunis appeared as a guest on Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts, meaning she had to answer a personal question or eat some really disgusting. So after James Corde asked whether Kutcher’s private part was more akin to a “carrot stick or beer can,” Kunis had to respond… or drink a glass of clam juice. Egged on by fellow guest Christina Applegate, Kunis replied by comparing Kutcher's junk to a “carrot stick.” This elicited laughter from Corden because… well… carrot sticks aren't very impressive, size-wise. They're tall, but pretty darn thin. “But beer cans are short,” Kunis said in her defense. “No, not a big beer can,” Corden corrected the beauty. “A beer can!” Kunis therefore shouted as a correction, explaining: “I'm thinking it's short and stubby or long and thin. But no, [it's] like a Guinness.” So there you have it. Ashton Kutcher's penis is sort of like a Guiness can. Did the actor mind that his unit is now a topic of national conversation? Not when it's being described this way. “He was very happy about the Guinness,” Kunis told E! News. “And then I was like, 'I should've been like a 40!'” HA! Check out the clip of Kunis making this confession below. It's the first question she is asked in the segment.

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