To paraphrase Jonah Hill, whose gay slur at a photographer went viral today, being good at making movies does not make one good at being a famous person. Celebrity status and paparazzi attention go hand-in-hand. Sometimes to the point of hand-to-hand combat if you’re Kanye West. It’s a very weird dichotomy. Some celebs have dealing with paps down to a science and even use it to their advantage ( Kim Kardashian ). Others rarely keep their cool (Justin Bieber). Others still, like Jonah, aren’t famous enough to get used to being hounded, but are still famous enough to get harassed occassionally and make a bad decision. Then there’s Alec Baldwin, who’s in his own league. Take a look at all of the above, and many more stars who have had memorable paparazzi clashes they wish they could take back (or not) below: 19 Crazy Celebrity-Paparazzi Confrontations 1. Bald Britney Spears Attacks Paparazzi A bald Britney Spears rages against the paparazzi in early 2007. Glad to see she’s gotten her life back under control.
Mila Kunis may be pregnant , but that’s not stopping her hitting the town and struggling to conceal her growing baby bump at events like last night’s MTV Movie Awards. Mila Kunis: Pregnant at the MTV Movie Awards Open Slideshow 1. Mila Kunis: MTV Movie Awards Mila at the MTV Movie Awards. The actress took home the award for Best Villain. View As List 1. Mila Kunis: MTV Movie Awards Mila at the MTV Movie Awards. The actress took home the award for Best Villain. 2. Mila Kunis MTV Movie Awards Pic Mila at the MTV Movie Awards. She’s pregnant, but you can’t really tell here. 3. Mila Kunis: Pregnant at The MTV Movie Awards Mila pregnant but still looking great, She took home an award for Best Villain. 4. Mila Kunis: Baby Bump at MTV Movie Awards Mila Kunis at the MTV Movie Awards. Looking great, as always. 5. Mila Kunis MTV Movie Awards Image Mila at the MTV Movie Awards. Note the growing baby bump. The actress and Jim Beam spokesperson looked stunning as she took home a golden popcorn trophy for her role as the Wicked Witch in Oz: The Great and Powerful . So it’s a mixed bag for Mila: she’s pregnant, but with Ashton Kutcher’s baby; she won an award, but it was for that James Franco CGI-fest that no one saw. We hope Mila will keep stepping out and looking hot throughout her pregnancy (we’re sure will), but we think she needs to eliminate some of the douches from her life before she becomes a mom. Kutcher and Franco in the same year? No child should be brought into that environment. We never thought we’d say this, but we would rather see Mila back with Maculay Culkin then hanging out with the d-bags she pals around with these days. Step your game up, girl! Check out the gallery of Mila on the red carpet above, then remind yourself that she’s knocked up by Ashton freakin’ Kutcher and reflect on what an unfair world we live in.
There are some noteworthy celebrity sex tapes out there, to be sure. Just not a whole lot that you’d actually want to … you know, sit down and watch. It’s not altogether surprising that many stars of our most notorious celebrity sex tapes are predominantly (or only) famous for those very sex tapes. If you have a lot else going for you, you don’t need to … you know. Anyway, this being April Fools Day, there’s a lot of BS out there, from Ariana Grande nude hoaxes to unsubstantiated pregnancies, breakups and marriages. You may read some crazy stuff today, but very little of it is real. That shouldn’t stop you from dreaming, however. Here are 13 celebrity sex tapes you only wish would mysteriously leak on the Internet one sexy day … 13 Celebrity Sex Tapes That Only Exist in Your Dreams Open Slideshow 1. Jennifer Lawrence Beloved by men and women alike, approachable and yet otherwordly, genuine, talented and personable as well as beautiful, Jennifer Lawrence is uniquely lusted after. View As List 1. Jennifer Lawrence Beloved by men and women alike, approachable and yet otherwordly, genuine, talented and personable as well as beautiful, Jennifer Lawrence is uniquely lusted after. 2. Channing Tatum You watched Magic Mike, which is basically halfway there, ladies. Don’t act so shocked. 3. Mila Kunis Mila Kunis frequently tops guys’ wish lists for such things. 4. Ian Somerhalder One has to assume there would be biting involved. 5. Kate Upton Kate Upton will never make a sex tape, but here’s an astonishing naked GIF at least. You are so very welcome, fellas. 6. Charlie Sheen Not only is Charlie Sheen engaged to a porn star, he is the Warlock. Who wouldn’t watch his drug-fueled freak-fest, just to see what levels of depraved lunacy would ensue? 7. Katy Perry She once rated herself a 10/10 in bed. Just sayin’. 8. Rihanna She and Drake would totally pay random strippers to perform in the background of their romp. 9. Brangelina A Brangelina sex tape would be eye-popping for more reasons than their obvious good looks and chemistry. The tabloids would collectively flip out over the new material they just got for Jennifer Aniston articles. 10. Kate Middleton Two words: ROYAL SCANDAL. 11. Lena Dunham Every episode of HBO’s Girls is pretty much a Lena Dunham sex tape. Imagine the kind of f–ked up s–t she does in the privacy of her own home. 12. Ryan Gosling We are required by the laws of the Internet to include Ryan Gosling on any list of this nature. 13. Miley Cyrus This one feels almost inevitable. 14. Kim Kardashian (Bonus) Okay, there’s already a Kim Kardashian sex tape, with Ray J. But can you imagine if the sequel co-starring Kanye hit the web today? The Internet as we know it would break. Full-on implode.
I don’t know why everybody’s so obsessed over this whole Mila Kunis thing right now. I mean, yes, it sucks that she’s going to be marrying that ’70s Show douche instead of the world’s most eligible blogger, but honestly, the fact that she let him knock her up isn’t really going to change all that much for the rest of us. It’s not exactly like Mila was heading to the beach everyday or doing yoga in the park for the paps. Case in point, here she is already wearing some saggy mom jeans and ruining a perfectly good booty shot . Oh well, at least she won’t be able to hide those baby bumps of hers for much longer, so I guess that’s something at least. Photos: Fameflynet
We know Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher work well together on a personal level. Case in point: Mila Kunis is pregnant !!! But how well do these stars work together when it comes to actual work? CBS viewers will soon find out. The network has released pictures of Mila’s upcoming guest stint on Two and a Hald Men, where she’ll portray a free spirit named Vivian who catches Walden’s eye because, well… you have seen these Mila Kunis photos , right? Check out shots of Kunis and Kutcher on the April 10 episode of this unfunny smash now: Mila Kunis Guest Stars on Two and a Half Men Open Slideshow 1. Mila Kunis on Two and a Half Men Mila Kunis guest stars here on Two and a Half Men. She’s appearing opposite her fiance. View As List 1. Mila Kunis on Two and a Half Men Mila Kunis guest stars here on Two and a Half Men. She’s appearing opposite her fiance. 2. Mila and Ashton on Two and a Half Men Welcome to Two and a Half Men, Mila Kunis. The star acts here across from someone she has seen naked. 3. Camping on Two and a Half Men Mila Kunis plays Vivian in this scene from Two and a Half Men. She’s out camping with her fiance. 4. A Special Guest Star Hey, that’s Mila Kunis on Two and a Half Men! She guest stars on the April 10 episode. 5. Mila Kunis as Vivian Man and soon-to-be-wife act opposite each other in this scene from Two and a Half Men. Looking to watch Two and a Half Men online ? Head over to TV Fanatic now.
You might wanna turn away, Demi Moore. At the Los Angeles Clippers game last night, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher – engaged Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher , we should say! – were sitting courtside when the Kiss Cam zeroed in on the famous couple. Kunis laughed and looked unsure what to do at first, but a confident Kutcher turned his hat around and went in for the spit swap, much to the delight of fans in attendance. Watch the twosome get to first base now: Mila and Ashton Kiss on Camera Sweet and funny, huh? We’ve included it among our the memorable moments in Kiss Cam history: 8 Awkward Moments in Kiss Cam History Open Slideshow 1. Kiss Cam Fail! Why won’t this guy kiss this girl on the Kiss Cam? He actually has a sign that explains. View As List 1. Kiss Cam Fail! Why won’t this guy kiss this girl on the Kiss Cam? He actually has a sign that explains. 2. Kiss Cam Breakup A Kiss Cam breakup occurs at a Fresno Grizzlies minor league game … but was it legit? 3. Obamas on the Kiss Cam Barack Obama plants a smooch on Michelle Obama in this video. The couple had no choice about it. They were on the Kiss Cam. 4. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on Kiss Cam Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez kissing alert! The adorable, popular couple were forced to lay a smooch on each other during a recent Lakers game. 5. Brother and Sister Caught on Kiss Cam What happens when a brother is caught on the Kiss Cam with his sister? He bolts! 6. Most. Intense. Kiss. Cam. Ever. Whoa there! This couple takes the Kiss Cam VERY seriously. It causes them to leave their game early. 7. Will Ferrell Videobombs Kiss Cam HA! Watch Will Ferrell totally videobomb a couple during the Kiss Cam at a recent Los Angeles Lakers game. 8. Mila and Ashton Kiss on Camera Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher swap spit while attending a Los Angeles Clippers game in this memorable kiss cam moment.
Mila Kunis is the Sexiest Woman in the World for a reason. Because she looks amazing naked ? Actually… because she looks amazing clothed. And without any makeup on, the sign of a true beauty. Kunis shows off this look in a new campaign for Gemfields, the world’s leading supplier of colored gemstones. The casual, slightly disheveled photograph (below) was snapped by Peter Lindbergh. And Kunis says she was hesitant to pose for it at first. “When we talked though the direction and that the focus was on natural beauty – which really meant no makeup, no blow dry, and no retouching – I have to say I was a little anxious,” the star confessed to British Vogue. “Peter has a way of making you feel bare and raw, but in a funny way it’s the most beautiful I have ever felt on a photo shoot.” She looks darn fine to us! Compare Mila’s natural look here to a handful of other beauties – from Jennifer Lawrence to Kim Kardashian – who have also gone makeup free in recent years: 26 Stars Who Are Makeup Free and Fabulous Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian: Makeup-Free Kim Kardashian in a bikini? That’s commonplace. Kim Kardashian without any makeup on, as seen here? Less frequent. View As List 1. Kim Kardashian: Makeup-Free Kim Kardashian in a bikini? That’s commonplace. Kim Kardashian without any makeup on, as seen here? Less frequent. 2. Beyonce No Makeup Selfie Beyonce has shared this great no makeup selfie. She rules, this woman. 3. Mila Kunis No Makeup Mila Kunis is makeup-free in this ad for Gemfields. And she looks GORGEOUS! 4. Kourtney Kardashian Without Makeup! Kourtney Kardashian is not wearing any makeup in this photo. And she looks great! 5. Courtney Stodden Without Makeup Courtney Stodden is makeup-free in this photo. What do you think of it? 6. Jessica Simpson With No Makeup Jessica Simpson without makeup is quite a sight to see. A beautiful and natural one. 7. Kourtney Kardashian: No Makeup! Kourtney Kardashian with no makeup makes for an interesting and unexpected sight. 8. Jennifer Lawrence in No Makeup Jennifer Lawrence poses for Dior in a new ad campaign with minimal makeup. She looks flawless. 9. Khloe Kardashian: Makeup Free Khloe Kardashian is makeup free in this photo. She is posing for TLC’s “Unpretty” campaign – and looking good, huh? 10. Marilyn Manson Without Makeup Marilyn Manson is not wearing any makeup on the set of Eastbound & Down. 11. Rihanna in No Makeup Rihanna in no makeup. Makes for a nice photo and change of pace. 12. Alexis Bellino, No Makeup Alexis Bellino poses here with no makeup. Do you still like her face? 13. Demi Lovato Makeup-Free Selfie Yes, this really is Demi Lovato. The singer has gone totally makeup-free in a new selfie. 14. Jennifer Aniston No Makeup Jennifer Aniston looking gorgeous as ever with no makeup. 15. Lady Gaga No Makeup Selfie Lady Gaga has shared a dramatic new selfie with no makeup. You gotta see what she looks like, seriously. 16. Jessica Alba No Makeup Jessica Alba has posted this photo to Instagram. She isn’t afraid to be seen without any makeup on. 17. Kylie Jenner No Makeup Kylie Jenner goes makeup free in this photo. And she still looks very pretty! 18. Emilia Clarke No Makeup Photo Emilia Clarke has gone sans makeup in this photo. She’s still beautiful, isn’t she? 19. Mariah Carey No Makeup Mariah Carey has posted this photo of herself with no makeup online. How does she look, folks? 20. Pippa Middleton No Makeup Pippa Middleton with no makeup looks very different. That is for certain. 21. Kate Upton, No Makeup Kate Upton wears no makeup at the airport. She looks cute just the same! 22. Lena Dunham No Makeup Photo Lena Dunham is not wearing makeup in this photo. Would you have sex with her? 23. Snooki, Makeup Free Snooki is makeup free. And holding her baby boy Lorenzo. Cute pic. 24. Heidi Klum No Makeup Heidi Klum poses here, entirely makeup free. She is doing so on behalf of the charity Children in Need. 25. Oprah, No Makeup Oprah Tweeted a cute pic of herself with no makeup on the set of her new movie The Butler. Here it is. 26. Miley Cyrus No Makeup Good morning, world! Miley Cyrus has Tweeted this early morning, makeup free photos to fans.
Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) is out on Blu-ray, but if you want to spank your flying monkey the best you’ll see is Mila Kunis cleavage. Another big budget blockbuster, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), is a little more generous with the magical mams from slinky blonde Pihla Viitala . Enter the Dragon (1973) gets a 40-year anniversary re-release and Ahna Capri ’s colossal cans are looking as good as ever! Finally the Netflix original series House of Cards is out on DVD with the nude debut of Kristen Connolly , who you may remember as the virgin archetype from the summer hit The Cabin in the Woods (2012)! See pics after the jump!
It turns out that not only is Mila Kunis the fucking worst….despite potentially being the best….all because of the penis she selects for her vagina….something that normally doesn’t bother me..because I know I am not fucking her, I’ve never even met her, and the penis she puts in her doesn’t concern me, I have better things to worry about….but when it is Ashton Kutcher…or the girls who put Ashton Kutcher inside them….it is all I think about when I see their pics….making her a Romantic comedy star I could once handle and even think about fucking in the most dirty of ways…and now all I see is his doppy, privileged, annoying as fuck face….a face that is now working for a rare gem company and I figured I’d post one of the pics…to see her all made up with expensive jewels on herself….because why the fuck not….
