Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram. If I posted that picture on Instagram, I would have my profile deleted, but then again, I am not Miley Cyrus, and being Miley Cyrus means good for traffic as all the tweens and perverts alike go nuts…and what I guess is a semi wholesome if it was in porn pose, you know the pre-pornographic part of porn, setting the mood shot….meaning it’s not a big deal if anyone does this, if anything I encourage it. It is just when it comes from pop tart you know is intentionally doing this to be shocking and break free from the Disney version of herself, thanks to a team of experts coaching her, it makes it very weird…but not weird enough for me to be all about this behavior…because I am all about this behavior…the only thing sad about this is that she’s not selling her unwashed concert panties like a real porno hooker would… It’s hot in an even though she’s not kind of way…
Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram. If I posted that picture on Instagram, I would have my profile deleted, but then again, I am not Miley Cyrus, and being Miley Cyrus means good for traffic as all the tweens and perverts alike go nuts…and what I guess is a semi wholesome if it was in porn pose, you know the pre-pornographic part of porn, setting the mood shot….meaning it’s not a big deal if anyone does this, if anything I encourage it. It is just when it comes from pop tart you know is intentionally doing this to be shocking and break free from the Disney version of herself, thanks to a team of experts coaching her, it makes it very weird…but not weird enough for me to be all about this behavior…because I am all about this behavior…the only thing sad about this is that she’s not selling her unwashed concert panties like a real porno hooker would… It’s hot in an even though she’s not kind of way…
Who says life on the road is easy? In a new Instagram photo, Miley Cyrus poses in a bikini while grabbing her crotch – and also showing off some wounds from her ongoing Bangerz tour . “#fuckyeahtampa yasss that’s a bruise on my arssss,” Cyrus captioned the following photo, which gives followers a very clear look at the area in question. This marks the second time in just a few days that Miley has been focused on rear ends. She stopped by a bar in New Orleans on Monday and sang all about her love for big butts and how she cannot lie. This is also the second time (at least) Miley has posed while grabbing her crotch. Remember this infamous Terry Richardson photos , which exposed some nipple and a very cleanly-shaven nether region? So, what could have caused Miley’s bumps and bruises? Here’s a look at some of her memorable on-stage antics during her tour: 14 Photos of Miley Cyrus Not Acting Like Hannah Montana Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus Twerks a Bear Miley Cyrus kicks off her “Bangerz” tour here in Vancouver. By Twerking against a bear, of course. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus Twerks a Bear Miley Cyrus kicks off her “Bangerz” tour here in Vancouver. By Twerking against a bear, of course. 2. Miley Cyrus Rides a Hood Miley Cyrus rides her way on to a stag in Vancouver here for the very first night of her 2014 “Bangerz” tour. 3. Miley Cyrus on a Car Miley Cyrus pulled out all the stops on her “Bangerz” tour. That includes riding on to stage on the hood of a car. 4. Miley Cyrus in Vancouver Ready to rock, Vancouver?!? Miley Cyrus performs here in Canada for her “Bangerz” tour. 5. Miley Cyrus Grabs Herself Miley Cyrus may need some time alone. She is sticking out her tongue and touching her privates in this photo. 6. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Away Miley Cyrus flashes a big smile here on stage in Vancouver. It’s the first night of her “Bangerz” tour. 7. Miley Cyrus Makes a Move Miley Cyrus does her thing here on stage in Vancouver. What is that thing? It’s sort of unclear. 8. Miley Cyrus Wearing Miley Pants Check out these pants on Miley Cyrus! Where can we get a pair of these?!? 9. Miley and a Friend Miley Cyrus and a furry friend entertain the crowd here in Vancouver. We’re not quite sure what is going on here. 10. Miley Cyrus Touches a Fan Miley Cyrus reaches out here to a fan in Vancouver. It’s the first night of her “Bangerz” tour. 11. Miley Cyrus Concert Photograph Oh, no! Miley Cyrus has a foam finger again. Look out, concert goers! 12. Miley Cyrus as a Cowgirl Miley Cyrus is kicking off her “Bangerz” tour here in Vancouver. She’s a patriotic cowgirl, y’all! 13. All-American Miley Cyrus She’s an All-American cowgirl! Check out Miley Cyrus on tour in Vancouver. 14. Miley Rides Dirty Miley Cyrus is riding dirty in this concert photo. It’s the only way she knows how to ride.
Prior to her tour bus catching on fire last night, Miley Cyrus stopped by the Cat’s Meow in New Orleans to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Sir Mix-A-Lot style! Oh, yes, folks, it was karaoke night at the bar and Miley took to the stage with some friends to sing – what else, for the Queen of Twerking ?!? – “Baby Got Back.” Donning black leggings, denim fringe shorts, a black beanie and black leather jacket, Miley did the classic proud. Watch and listen now: Miley Cyrus Karaoke: Baby Got Back! Cyrus is still very much on her Bangerz tour and is set to perform in Louisiana tonight. She made waves over the weekend for being photographed rolling a joint , but come on. Is that even surprising at this point for the artist? Watch Miley’s fun rapping performance above and compare it to her Unplugged tracks below. Which do you prefer? Miley Cyrus Unplugged Performances Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus and Madonna Duet Miley Cyrus and Madonna sang “We Can’t Stop” and “Don’t Tell Me” together for an Unplugged special. Watch the performance here. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus and Madonna Duet Miley Cyrus and Madonna sang “We Can’t Stop” and “Don’t Tell Me” together for an Unplugged special. Watch the performance here. 2. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Wrecking Ball” Miley Cyrus did not ride a wrecking ball during her MTV Unplugged special. But she did sing this track. 3. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Jolene” Miley Cyrus covers Dolly Parton for this Unplugged performance. What do you think of her take on “Jolene?” 4. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Adore You” Miley Cyrus breaks it down here for MTV. She sings a version of the track “Adore You.” 5. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Bangerz” Miley Cyrus went totally Unplugged for a special on MTV. She sings “Bangerz” at the event in this video. 6. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Get It Right” Miley Cyrus performs “Get It Right” here for MTV. It’s from her Unplugged special. 7. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Do My Thang” Miley Cyrus does her thang her for MTV. And that includes Twerking with a horse!
Miley Cyrus got an Emoji Tattoo on her lip, because she’s so modern and relevant and the whole thing would be far more exciting if this post was less about a crying cat face Emojis that were copyrighted by Apple, and more about her taking a load on her lip…this shit is almost as bad as the genital herpes you know she’s got from licking random asshole on her last rich spoiled brat rebellion cry for attention…and the most interesting thing in this whole thing is that she got the eggplant emoji tattooed on her other lips…in honor of how hip hop she was when she was learning to twerk in the studio on some brotha dick… All this to say this is to high school from Miley, I need more humping, gyrating, nipple showing, and vagina suffocating with panties while in concert….
Miley Cyrus has already smoked pot on stage . So it’s hard for us to muster too much shock over the following image. But Cyrus was apparently hanging out with The Flaming Lips singer Wayne Coyne over the weekend and engaging in an activity only legal in a few states. “Yup…… Recordin with Miley,” Coyne wrote as a caption to the following Instagram photo, adding: “High as f*ck…. #flaminglips #theflaminglips #tulsa #lovemoneyparty.” Cyrus has never exactly been shy about her love of marijuana . Coyne later shared a picture Cyrus behind the microphone with diamonds superimposed over her tongue. For what reason? Well… “Miley in the studio vomiting diamonds while singing Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds!! If you’re a Beatles and John Lennon freak you gonna love love love this track!!” Coyne wrote. Yes, Miley Cyrus is apparently set to cover The Beatles. And we thought these reality shows were the surest sign yet of The Apocalypse. Everyone, quick. Go stock up on canned goods.
Comedian David Brenner, a comedian and regular on The Tonight Show, has died after a battle with cancer, a family spokesman said. He was 78. Brenner was a staple on Johnny Carson’s late-night TV show, appearing 158 times (more than any other guest) according to a bio on his official site. He also helped write, produce and direct 115 TV documentaries, earning him nearly 30 awards, and was the author of five books over the years. Even in death, Brenner kept the jokes coming – a tough feat. His final request, according to spokesman Jeff Abraham, was to have $100 in small bills tucked in his sock, “just in case tipping is recommended where I’m going.” His grave site will also read: “If this is supposed to be a joke … then I don’t get it!” That’s pretty great. Comedian Joan Rivers, a longtime friend, Tweeted: “RIP David Brenner. I adored him, and laughed more with him than anybody. Sad, sad, sad. Knowing David, he’s now making the devil laugh.” Brenner is survived by his wife, three sons and a grandson. Celebrities We Lost in 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! View As List 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! 2. James Avery James Avery has passed away. The beloved star of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was 65. 3. Pete Seeger Pete Seeger has passed away. The late singer and activist was 94. 4. Shirley Temple Shirley Temple was a childhood star in the 1930s. She passed away at the age of 85. 5. Phil Everly A photo of the late Phil Everly. He passed away in early 2014. 6. Anna Gordy Gaye Anna Gordy Gaye passed away in early 2014. She was the sister of Berry Gordy and the wife of Marvin Gaye. 7. Eric Lawson Eric Lawson stars here as The Marloboro Man. He died from lung cancer at the age of 72. 8. Roy Garber Roy Garber passed away in January 2014. He was a star on Shipping Wars. 9. Cassandra Lynn Hensley Rest in peace, Cassandra Lynn Hensley. The Playboy Playmate was found dead in January 2014. 10. Darryl Robinson Darryl Robinson of Cooking Channel fame has died. He was just 50. 11. Sid Caesar Sid Caesar has died. He was 91 years old and will be missed. 12. Ralph Waite Ralph Waite is seen here on NCIS. The actor died at the age of 86. 13. John Henson Picture Rest in peace, John Henson. This member of The Muppets family died in early 2014. 14. Jamie Coots Jamie Coots has died from a snake bite. The reality star appeared on the series Snake Salvation. 15. Michele Savoia Michele Savoia, a famed Broadway costume designer, has passed away at the age of 55. 16. Bob Casale Bob Casale, second from right, was the guitarist for the ’80s band Devo, best known for the hit song “Whip It.” R.I.P. 17. Harold Ramis Harold Ramis passed away at the age of 69. We’ll always adore the actor for his role in Ghostbusters. 18. Jim Lange Jim Lange has passed away. The Dating Game host was 81. 19. Tim Wilson Comedian Tim Wilson, who incorporated NASCAR into his routines, has died. R.I.P. 20. Speaker Knockerz Speaker Knockerz has passed away. The young emerging rapper was only 19. 21. Sheila MacRae Sheila MacRae, best known as Alice from The Honeymooners, died in March 2014 at the age of 92. 22. Cynthia Lynn Cynthia Lynn has died. The Hogan’s Heroes star was 76. 23. Bob Thomas Veteran journalist Bob Thomas has passed away at the age of 92. R.I.P. 24. Wesley Warren Wesley Warren, The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum, died in March 2014 of a non-scrotum related injury. 25. David Brenner David Brenner has died. The fixture on The Tonight Show was 78.
Jailed after getting kicked out of a second rehab center in four months, Chris Brown will likely spend the next month behind bars, and possibly a lot longer. Chris Brown Arrested in Rehab Chris Brown was jailed Friday after getting thrown out of the Malibu rehab facility where he’s been living for nearly four months, per judge’s orders. It’s still unclear why he got the boot from the rehab center, but TMZ reports it was not related to drug abuse or violence. In any case, he was told to get out. And go directly to jail. By virtue of getting arrested for assault in D.C. last fall, Chris violated his probation for beating up Rihanna in 2009, and had his probation revoked. However, the judge in the Rihanna case ordered Chris to stay in rehab until April 17, when his D.C. assault case goes to trial, to see how it plays out. When Chris broke the (unspecified) rules and got booted, however, the judge had Sheriff’s deputies haul him to jail … where he may stay for awhile. Brown’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, will go to court Monday to ask the judge to let him either go to another rehab facility or go on house arrest pending the D.C. trial. Given that this is the second rehab facility that booted Brown, who is being treated for anger issues, PTSD and bipolar disorder , he faces an tough fight there. Also, prosecutors wanted him in jail instead of rehab from the start, so they’re not likely to go any easier on him now … to say the absolute least. In the D.C. case, Brown has a strong defense, but if he’s found guilty, he could land in prison for breaking the law while on probation for beating Rihanna. If he’s acquitted or the case is tossed, his probation would be reinstated. The judge is probably going to have him mull it over in jail until that happens, however. 23 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! Open Slideshow 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. View As List 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. 2. Chris Brown Thrusting Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form. 3. Beat Women, Not Animals Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen. 4. Chris Brown Virginity Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result. 5. Chris Brown Smoking Photo Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time. 6. Chris Brown Teeth Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill. 7. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden. 8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats. 9. Chris Brown RAGE! Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still. 10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards. 11. Christopher Brown Picture Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news. 12. Chris Brown is a Douche At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool! 13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style. 14. Chris Brown: Terrorist Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume. 15. Chris Brown Grinding Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche. 16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey. 17. Champagne Shower Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready. 18. Chris Brown, Champagne Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth? 19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down. 20. Chris Brown Twitpic Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once. 21. Contemplative Chris Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America. 22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely. 23. Chris Brown Topless Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case.
Over the past few days, Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber have both freshened up their body ink. For the latter, his mysterious, Banksy-related tattoo is simply his latest in a long run of permanent artwork, making Bieber a lock in the Celebrity Tattoo Hall of Fame. Who else is a member? And who might one day regret some of these drawings? Click around below and shake your head over what some stars have etched on their bodies, from Jesus Christ’s mug to whatever the heck Sinead O’Connor has on her face… 17 Tattoos These Celebrities May One Day Regret Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. 2. Ariana Grande Neck Tattoo Ariana Grande now has a neck tattoo. It reads “Mille tendresse,” which translates to a “thousand tendernesses.” 3. Farrah Abraham Mom Tattoo Farrah Abraham’s mom tattoo honors herself, clearly. She rules at momming. 4. Chris Brown’s Tats Chris Brown has many tats. He is very well inked up you could say. 5. Sinead O’Connor Cheek Tattoos Sinead O’Connor now has one tattoo on each cheek. They are the letters Q and B. 6. Aaron Hernandez Tattoos Aaron Hernandez is a man of many tattoos. And criminal investigations it appears. 7. Amber Rose Tattoo Amber Rose has gotten a tattoo of Wiz Khalifa on her body. Now this is true love! 8. Ryan Cabrera Tattoo Ryan Cabrera has a tattoo of Ryan Gosling on his leg. He swears that it’s real. 9. Harry Styles Butterfly Tattoo Harry Styles has a new tattoo. It’s of a butterfly. What do you think? 10. Jenelle Evans’ New Tattoo Jenelle Evans gets a new tattoo. It’s not small. 11. Rihanna Isis Tattoo Rihanna gets a giant tattoo of the goddess Isis on her chest to honor her late grandmother. Thoughts? 12. Lady Gaga ArtPop Tattoo Lady Gaga recently tweeted out a pic of her new tattoo … and possible album title. It says ARTPOP. 13. JWoww Tiger Tattoo JWoww recently got a new tiger tattoo. Fan? Not a fan? 14. Kailyn Lowry Tattoo Kailyn Lowry of Teen Mom 2 recently got this absolutely crazy tattoo on her back. Check it out. 15. Maci Bookout Tattoos Look at Maci Bookout’s tattoos. The Teen Mom star is a total wild woman. 16. Vinny Guadagnino Tattoo Vinny Guadagnino gets shirtless and shows off his tattoo on Jersey Shore. 17. Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it?
Over the past few days, Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber have both freshened up their body ink. For the latter, his mysterious, Banksy-related tattoo is simply his latest in a long run of permanent artwork, making Bieber a lock in the Celebrity Tattoo Hall of Fame. Who else is a member? And who might one day regret some of these drawings? Click around below and shake your head over what some stars have etched on their bodies, from Jesus Christ’s mug to whatever the heck Sinead O’Connor has on her face… 17 Tattoos These Celebrities May One Day Regret Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. 2. Ariana Grande Neck Tattoo Ariana Grande now has a neck tattoo. It reads “Mille tendresse,” which translates to a “thousand tendernesses.” 3. Farrah Abraham Mom Tattoo Farrah Abraham’s mom tattoo honors herself, clearly. She rules at momming. 4. Chris Brown’s Tats Chris Brown has many tats. He is very well inked up you could say. 5. Sinead O’Connor Cheek Tattoos Sinead O’Connor now has one tattoo on each cheek. They are the letters Q and B. 6. Aaron Hernandez Tattoos Aaron Hernandez is a man of many tattoos. And criminal investigations it appears. 7. Amber Rose Tattoo Amber Rose has gotten a tattoo of Wiz Khalifa on her body. Now this is true love! 8. Ryan Cabrera Tattoo Ryan Cabrera has a tattoo of Ryan Gosling on his leg. He swears that it’s real. 9. Harry Styles Butterfly Tattoo Harry Styles has a new tattoo. It’s of a butterfly. What do you think? 10. Jenelle Evans’ New Tattoo Jenelle Evans gets a new tattoo. It’s not small. 11. Rihanna Isis Tattoo Rihanna gets a giant tattoo of the goddess Isis on her chest to honor her late grandmother. Thoughts? 12. Lady Gaga ArtPop Tattoo Lady Gaga recently tweeted out a pic of her new tattoo … and possible album title. It says ARTPOP. 13. JWoww Tiger Tattoo JWoww recently got a new tiger tattoo. Fan? Not a fan? 14. Kailyn Lowry Tattoo Kailyn Lowry of Teen Mom 2 recently got this absolutely crazy tattoo on her back. Check it out. 15. Maci Bookout Tattoos Look at Maci Bookout’s tattoos. The Teen Mom star is a total wild woman. 16. Vinny Guadagnino Tattoo Vinny Guadagnino gets shirtless and shows off his tattoo on Jersey Shore. 17. Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it?
