When did Miley Cyrus get tits? Maybe she’s getting her period… Maybe she’s pregnant, I mean she did get married and move to Malibu, where you’d expect a girl to live out her pregnancy… I don’t have the answers, I just have pics I found on the internet of her titties bouncing with each step…a fetish to those of us who sit in the park all day watching women jog for entertainment since we broke… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
While some believe that The Weeknd used Selena Gomez to boost his fame, the relationship between Selena and Justin Bieber has a lot more critics — and a lot more fans. Justin has apparently bared his soul and, it is reported, believes that the two of them are literally destined to be together. But what does Selena want? HollywoodLife reports that Justin Bieber is giving Selena space and letting her decide if and when they might get back together. “Justin is leaving everything up to Selena when it comes to their next move — if there is one.” That’s usually how breaks work. It takes one to break up, but it takes two to reconcile. “He’s laid his cards out on the table and made it clear what he wants, and what he thinks.” Since Justin’s already poured out his heart, the ball’s in her court. “So now it’s up to Selena to decide.” The source goes on to extoll the virtues and maturity of Justin in this time of uncertainty. “Justin is actually being super cool about the situation.” When a source close to a celebrity says something that optimistic and complimentary, many take it with a grain of salt. Continuing, the source says that Justin is stepping back to give her the breathing room required to make a decision without pressure. “And he’s giving Selena all the time and space she needs” That’s good. Never be pushy over something this delicate, folks. Even while giving her space, the Biebs has reportedly made his own intentions transparent. “He’s made it clear that he’s not going anywhere, and that he will always be here for her.” So apparently Justin’s reported dalliance with Baskin Champion is just, what? A way to pass the time? We hope that she knows that. But Justin believes that getting back with Selena (again) is inevitable. “In his heart of hearts, Justin knows that Selena will come back to him, it’s just a case of when.” “But, they’re destined to be together, that’s one thing Justin really is certain of in life.” Ah yes. Famously, life’s only real certainties are death, taxes, and Jelena. But what does Selena Gomez want? We’re talking about an accomplished actress, a social media master, and one of the most talented singers on the planet. Also, she’s a person. You don’t have to be the singer of “Naturally” or “Kill ‘Em With Kindness” to deserve autonomy and self-determination. Recently, she’s been spending time with friends and with people from her church — Hillsong Church, the same global megachurch to which the Biebs belongs. Will absense make the heart grow fonder? Or was this most recent Jelena reunion a reminder of why they’d broken up in the first place? Justin may believe that God blesses his relationship with Selena , but it’s not clear that she feels that way any longer. It’s possible to be devoutly religious without believing that your romantic life is divinely ordained. But we have to wonder how Justin will respond if, in a few months or a few years, Selena still hasn’t come crawling back for his once-hot bod . Maybe he’ll accept it and move on. He’s shown signs of maturity in recent months. Or maybe Justin will be the one thing that Selena just can’t quit. We’ll all find out. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber: A Chronological List of 31 Women Who Slept With Him For Some Reason
When people say that “He is Risen” in regard to Easter, they are talking about the resurrection of Jesus Christ. But when Miley Cyrus implies that something is rising, she’s referring to the penis of her male social media followers in reaction to a series of raunchy images. So we assume, at least. We say this because the singer has shared a number of tantalizing pictures in celebration of this holy holiday, using the occasion of Easter to dress in very little clothing and to act all naughty with a certain famous bunny. Miley didn’t include any captions with any of these seductive pieces of footage… … but what is there to really say about them? The snapshots hearken back to Miley’s X-rated, foam-finger waving days of 2013 , which is fine and dandy. Heck, it’s likely even encouraged by many fans out there, many of whom can’t get enough of Cyrus showing a lot of skin. The thing is, Easter is, like, a really big deal for Christians. It’s all about Jesus’ rebirth and it means a lot and it may not be exactly proper for Cyrus to recognize it by acting like a Playboy bunny while frolicking with the Easter bunny. “I hope we get another Bangerz album out of this,” wrote one social media user in response to this pictorial, while another joked: “And the Easter Bunny is officially ruined for kids who follow her account.” Others, however, took a bit more offense to Cyrus going all NC-17 on Easter of all days. “Glad to see what a “supposedly religious” holiday looks like lol, smh I cant,” complained one commenter. Cyrus, meanwhile, isn’t the only celebrity to come under fire for her Easter message. Kim Kardashian actually kept her clothes on this past Sunday, but she still earned a great deal of backlash for sharing a photo of a cross with diamonds all around it . In Kim’s case, critics were aghast that she chose to flaunt her wealth on this holiest of days. For Cyrus, folks are peeved that she is flaunting a few other things. And we bet occasional friend Justin Bieber is among those peeved. “Jesus has changed my life,” Bieber wrote for his Easter message , which was a tad different from that of Miley. He added this week: “Easter is not about a bunny, it’s a reminder that my Jesus died on the cross for my sins and then rose from the dead defeating death!” View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus Tattoos: Which is Your Favorite? Or, you know, it’s a reminder that Miley Cyrus has a nice body. One of those two things.
Miley Cyrus has put out some videos to support her pop porn easter shoot the she released the other day, because when you do a shoot, you might as well get video, and when you do that shoot, it should be fetish-y, because without fetish, it hardly makes it porny…and porny is what makes the people care… In one of the videos there’s booty shaking, being spanked by the easter bunny, carrot sucking, all suggestive and obscene…but facebook fucking loves it – all because it’s Miley Cyrus and she and other celebs keep the platform relevant. Low hanging fruit maybe, offensive to her Christian country music fans, maybe, the type of content Miley should be producing…definitely…it’s a step in the right direction… Videos:
Miley Cyrus has put out some videos to support her pop porn easter shoot the she released the other day, because when you do a shoot, you might as well get video, and when you do that shoot, it should be fetish-y, because without fetish, it hardly makes it porny…and porny is what makes the people care… In one of the videos there’s booty shaking, being spanked by the easter bunny, carrot sucking, all suggestive and obscene…but facebook fucking loves it – all because it’s Miley Cyrus and she and other celebs keep the platform relevant. Low hanging fruit maybe, offensive to her Christian country music fans, maybe, the type of content Miley should be producing…definitely…it’s a step in the right direction… Videos:
This is the most important shoot that will come out this Easter…Some Miley Cyrus throwing back to her old self – nipples out – like old times – busty like old times….because it is her creative voice…even now that she is all country – targeting the wholesome country people with their good old fashion values….nipples out….all the church going people will love this take on their holiest of days… I love this.
Here are more pics from Miley Cyrus ‘ Wonderland shoot. I’m digging this whole pink vibe and I hope that she keeps up with this kind of content. Bella Thorne is stealing her thunder and it’s time Miley shows her who’s boss!!!
For a while there, Miley Cyrus was pretending to be some boring, wholesome country girl and I guess the act didn’t help her sell any more records, because it looks like she’s finally back to her old self. It’s about time. Anyway, here she is on the cover of Wonderland ‘s Spring Issue, and here’s hoping this is just the start of a major Miley hotness comeback. Fingers crossed.
Miley Cyrus the married woman, who just last year was a savage in terms of all of the content she was putting out there, just spread pussy, peeing, whatever the fuck she could do to be shocking with her body, like some kind of TUMBLR cam girl, all to promote and hype up a tour I am sure she made STUPID fucking money on, before taking a new approach of wholesome country girl….came out with this campaign for Converse shot by the GUESS? photographer in the 90s, turned hipster icon, who does pin-up and nude erotica probably the best, all stylized as fuck, for valentines…reminding me of a 70s porn chick….which is nice to see, because as far as I’m concerned it’s what MILEY does best, and really what all girls do best…be slutty, act like a sex worker, get rewarded…it’s the basics of our society and species as humans no matter how you try to spin it. The post Miley Cyrus Slutty for Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’m guessing you guys probably heard, but according to my sources it was Valentine’s Day yesterday. And at first I thought it was a little weird I didn’t hear from my former crush Miley Cyrus . But then I remembered that’s just our thing. You know, where I drool over her in lingerie and she pretends not to know/care that I exist. It’s one of the world’s greatest love stories. Anyway, I’m pretty sure these pictures were meant for me, not this Liam Hemsworth dude, but I’m happy to share, so enjoy.