Whenever I see Nina Agdal…I am reminded that she has had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, like she is still stained by his semen, but more importantly, she wasn’t good enough to keep Adam Levine…which makes her pretty fucking awful… She also reminds me of the guy I saw making out with a girl with Down’s Syndrome in public, in a he took her out of the institution she clearly lived at for a day trip, and was taking advantage hard…not because of true love…but because mentally handicapped people have a hard time saying no…literally…not to mention they are horny as fuck and always masturbating…. Here she is posing in underwear.
Eliza Gonzalez is the new Miley Cyrus, at least according to everyone saying she’s the new vagina that Miley’s ex-Fiance is sticking his penis inside, and she’s pretty lovely, all hispanic and beautiful, a model I assume with a decent fan base, who is probably not actually in a relationship with Miley’s ex fiancé, but more the kind of girl who had sex with him to increase her profile and it is working…and I would assume Miley hates her, but Miley is too busy getting railed by black dudes to come up for air long enough to realize that his dude is up inside something way hotter than her…even if no matter what Eliza Gonazelez does, she’ll never be Miley, but she probably could have the same name of one of Miley’s maids… She’s a babe.
You are a very lucky young woman, Demi Lovato . This X Factor judge will recur on Glee Season 5 as a love interest for Naya Rivera’s Santana – and the Fox actress has given Lovato a glimpse of what’s potentially in store for her character by striking a couple VERY sexy poses for Terry Richardson. The celebrity photographer released the shots on Twitter yesterday, as the rapper is shirtless and the actress is on her way to joining him, top raised up high, underboob on full display. Take a look for yourself: Rivera Tweeted that the picture are ”amazing,” while Big Sean referred to his girlfriend as “a boss.” Richardson is famous for shooting stars in unusual, racy poses. Many are still buzzing over his photos of a middle finger-raising Miley Cyrus .
Britney Spears is squarely in Miley Cyrus’ camp, despite the recent criticism over her Twerking, grinding, tongue-wagging and naked riding of wrecking balls. The 31-year-old superstar, who confirmed her Vegas residency on Good Morning America this morning, was also asked about Miles’ recent antics. “I think any time you do a performance that is that memorable, you’re going to have criticism,” Spears said. “I think she’s doing her thing. She’s being herself.” “So, I give props to her.” It shouldn’t come as a surprise that Spears was unfazed by Miley Cyrus Twerking with Robin Thicke or swinging nude in her “Wrecking Ball” video . The “Work Bitch” singer made jaw-dropping VMAs appearances like it was her job back in the day … guess it was her job, come to think of it. Crazy. In 2000, she stripped to a nude body suit for “Satisfaction” and “Oops I Did It Again.” Then she grabbed a snake for 2001’s rendition of “I’m A Slave 4 U.” Two years later, she kissed Madonna. It was awesome. Britney Spears Announces Vegas Show Miley Cyrus Takes Wrecking Ball to Her Career No doubt, shock value is a common denominator here. Justin Timberlake, who used to date Britney, made that connection in similarly defending Miley. “Madonna: Wedding suit, humping the stage. Britney: Strip tease. This is not an uncommon thing,” Justin told a CBS affiliate a few weeks ago. “Listen, man, you know, it’s the VMAs. What did you guys expect? I like Miley. I like her a lot. I think, you know, she’s young,” the superstar went on. “She’s letting everyone know that she’s growing up. I just think it’s the VMAs. It’s not like she did it at the Grammys. Let her do her thing. You know?” What did you think of Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance? So great! So terrible! What… was … THAT?!? View Poll »
Juicy J is once again bringing a pop star into the rap game. Having teamed with Miley Cyrus on ” 23 ,” the artist collaborates below with Justin Bieber and Maejor Ali on the track “Lolly,” which includes a refrain about how girls love their “lolly” and “wanna make it pop,” how they love their “lolly” and “wanna kiss the top.” Wait a minute… Justin and company aren’t singing about candy, are they?!? Watch the video now and then read all about Jacque Rae Pyles , who rumors say might be having a lick of Bieber’s lolly right about now: Justin Bieber, Maejor Ali and Juicy J – “Lolly”
I don’t know if anyone cares about Jessie J, a UK popstar who may be popular here, but I can’t be too sure, because I avoid pop music as hard as I can, not because I am some obscure hipster who only likes the sounds of pots and pans being beat against pavement rhythmically, but because I am convinced these corporate run puppets are trying to brain wash me through the radio and that shit scares me…I mean I know lyrics to Lady Gaga songs, and I don’t even know lyrics to songs I like, and more importantly, I have never put on a Lady Gaga song…proving to me that this illuminati music shit is real fucking life… What I do know is that Jessie J used to rock the leotard on stage, and now she’s rocking a bikini in some twitter pics I can’t jerk off to, because she’s not naked, but I’ll post anyway, because you probably can…
I don’t know if anyone cares about Jessie J, a UK popstar who may be popular here, but I can’t be too sure, because I avoid pop music as hard as I can, not because I am some obscure hipster who only likes the sounds of pots and pans being beat against pavement rhythmically, but because I am convinced these corporate run puppets are trying to brain wash me through the radio and that shit scares me…I mean I know lyrics to Lady Gaga songs, and I don’t even know lyrics to songs I like, and more importantly, I have never put on a Lady Gaga song…proving to me that this illuminati music shit is real fucking life… What I do know is that Jessie J used to rock the leotard on stage, and now she’s rocking a bikini in some twitter pics I can’t jerk off to, because she’s not naked, but I’ll post anyway, because you probably can…
While Beyonce was getting ripped off stage by some crazed fan who was trying to bring her home to meet his mom, or maybe his gay friends who couldn’t make it to the concert, but who he wanted to bring the concert to, because the gay who brings Beyonce to the party, is that Gay who is probably walking away HIV Positive thanks to all the unprotected appreciation…they’re given… Kelly Rowaland was in Shape Magazine, showing the world that when you buy yourself tits, and do sit-ups, you can come across as a lean bitch, who doesn’t look all that much like a dude….because of the cleavage… Shape is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of everything, so it’s safe to say, the shit has been photoshopped out of this…and no, that wasn’t a racist joke…because unlike you redneck trash, I like black girls, they are so exotic and remind me of masturbation in the 80s…thanks to National Geographic…we’ve gone over this before, stop making me repeat myself.
While Beyonce was getting ripped off stage by some crazed fan who was trying to bring her home to meet his mom, or maybe his gay friends who couldn’t make it to the concert, but who he wanted to bring the concert to, because the gay who brings Beyonce to the party, is that Gay who is probably walking away HIV Positive thanks to all the unprotected appreciation…they’re given… Kelly Rowaland was in Shape Magazine, showing the world that when you buy yourself tits, and do sit-ups, you can come across as a lean bitch, who doesn’t look all that much like a dude….because of the cleavage… Shape is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of everything, so it’s safe to say, the shit has been photoshopped out of this…and no, that wasn’t a racist joke…because unlike you redneck trash, I like black girls, they are so exotic and remind me of masturbation in the 80s…thanks to National Geographic…we’ve gone over this before, stop making me repeat myself.
Kelly Brook posted the above picture to her instagram saying something along the lines of “My first shoot at 16″….to either prove to the haters that she’s got tits…or to cater to the pervert creeper fans..by given them something semi-illegal to jerk off to…or to let us all know she’s been a half naked, using her body to get ahead since she was a kid….you know when other kids were getting an education, her and her parents, if she even has parents, cuz I am going to assume by the bikini modelling at 16, she didn’t….were whoring her out…I mean usually girls only learn how to whore in their early 20s when all else fails…but this Kelly Brook has a solid 3 decades invested in this…
