It’s not Christmas unless Miley Cyrus is in some Leopard print onsie pajamas, and silly Santa hat, rockin’ a Santa Beard…..you know being all silly for Christmas….that for some reason I find erotic..cuz I am a fucking pervert and can only think about undoing the ass flaps and giving her the greatest gift a man can give a woman…dick in ass as to not mess up their sacred Vagina…as far as I’m concerned…Miley Cyrus is a babe….
SMMFH Man Arrested In Virginia For Carrying A Board Labeled “Rifle” Into Sandy Hook Elementary Via DailyPress A man walked into northern Virginia’s Sandy Hook Elementary School on Wednesday with a 2-by-4 printed with the words “High Powered Rifle” and was quickly subdued by a school resource officer, the sheriff’s office said. Christopher G. Johnson, 33, did not resist arrest and was attempting to deliver a message “related to school safety,” said Maj. Scott Proctor of the Shenandoah Sheriff’s Department. The school located about 50 miles west of Washington shares the same name as the Connecticut elementary school where 20 schoolchildren and six adults were shot to death by a lone gunman on Friday. Johnson, who lives in Strasburg, was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor, disorderly conduct, Proctor said. He was being held without bond at the county jail. A Dec. 28 court date was scheduled. Proctor did not know if Johnson had retained an attorney. A woman who identified herself as Johnson’s roommate said she had just learned of his arrest and did not want to immediately comment. Proctor said Johnson walked into the school building shortly before noon and administrators immediately notified the resource officer. No weapons were found in the car he drove to the school. The message has already been delivered, there’s a bunch of crazy muhfuggas out there, including this guy. What the hell was he thinking??? Image via YouTube
Sorry for the misleading headline. There is no new Kim Kardashian sex tape on the market. But the reality TV star has decided to end the year with a fresh look, Tweeting it to her millions of followers yesterday along with a series of photos that chronicle stylist Chris McMillan’s work. “Fun shoot today @mrchrismcmillan He just can’t control his scissor hands! #bangs’,” wrote Kardashian as a caption to the following images: McMillan is also responsible for the “Rachel” on Jennifer Aniston many years ago, along with the new Miley Cyrus hair that continues to generate opinions on both sides. Are you down with Kim’s revamped look? Do you like Kardashian with bangs? Yes, she looks great! No, I hate it! Only with her clothes off! View Poll »
There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…cuz she seems to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….cuz these pictures of her are more ape-like…as her 6 foot frame with a shitty hip-to-waist ratio…and what could be testicles filling up her bikini bottoms…kinda drag her knuckles in the sand as she walks over to her seat…. I get that she’s is or was a Brazilian lingerie model….but whatever is going on in these pics is some weird fucking body….and that’s too bad…cuz I remember her being a serious fucking babe….oh well…we all fall apart eventually… Freedom has been attacked. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Justin Timberlake’s wife Jessica, who you may remember as being an actress you probably masturbated to… at one point in her life…probably when she was 17 and posing in Details magazine in her underwear….and not into her 20s when she became obsessed with lifting weight….because now that she’s married and 30…it’s safe to say that whole masturbating to her is likely far behind her, you know a thing of the past, thanks to the whole being 30 and the whole marriage leading to babies thing, unless that’s what you are into…which is possible…since people are into all kinds of weird shit…but that I am not into because that 30th birthday is usually the off switch to a woman’s existence….but the fact is that this body, has a great fucking ass…and until that is taken away from us, I’ll keep looking…. This is her spread for Elle Magazine where she poses with designers like some fashionista…now that she’s a celebrity wife…
Miley Cyrus gives me boners. I can’t explain it….I don’t understand it. Everything about her is annoying…I don’t think she’s talented, I don’t think she’s even interesting, I don’t think she’s got good style, if anything I think she’s trash, inbred, a product of incest, ignorant, beverly hillbilly spoiled brat bullshit….but that little body….pushing 20….is exciting…. She’ was a VH1 Diva last night, not that I know what that even means, sounds like some marketing bullshit to me, this was her weird performance….
I have no idea who Havana Brown is, apparently she’s some Australian DJ, which I guess explains what she was doing at the VH1 Divas show. But hey, I’m happy she was invited. This girl obviously knows how to dress. I wonder if she’s available for parties. Related Articles: Heather Graham Ruins A See Through Moment Heather Graham Is Smokin’ Heather Graham’s Lesbian Comeback Heather Graham Gets Back The Sexiness Photos: WENN.com
I have no idea who Havana Brown is, apparently she’s some Australian DJ, which I guess explains what she was doing at the VH1 Divas show. But hey, I’m happy she was invited. This girl obviously knows how to dress. I wonder if she’s available for parties. Related Articles: Heather Graham Ruins A See Through Moment Heather Graham Is Smokin’ Heather Graham’s Lesbian Comeback Heather Graham Gets Back The Sexiness Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Miley Cyrus looking mighty fine at the VH1 Divas 2012 show, and while I’m starting to get used to the hair, I’m having a little problem with her dress. Obviously I’m no fashion expert, but I think those cutouts are in the wrong place. They should be rotated over a good 90 degrees, not on her sides. What idiot sewed this thing? » view all 36 photos Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture Photos: WENN.com