Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG’s Caption Contest ! This week’s image comes to us courtesy of Miley Cyrus on Two and a Half Men , which she gave a major ratings boost to last night. This image? Classic. What do you think is the best caption for it? You tell us! Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! Winner will be announced on Monday . Best of luck!
As rumors swirl that the new track is about Nick’s ex Miley Cyrus, we suggest he take advice from the master of breakup tracks. By Emily Blake Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas Photo: Rob Hoffman/ JBE/ Getty Images
Miley Cyrus was a guest Friday on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno , revealing to the host and the audience something she had never told anyone before about fiance Liam Hemsworth . What was it? How was it related to a backyard performance of ” Lilac Wine ?” Watch this intervier snippet and find out now: Miley Cyrus Talks Liam Hemsworth Proposal Elsewhere, the young singer/actress previewed her upcoming guest-starring stint on Two and a Half Men , specifically the awkward act of kissing someone not named Liam Hemsworth. See what she had to say now and wonder: how did Miley not fall out of her dress on the show?!? Miley Cyrus on The Tonight Show
‘Neither I nor anyone else on the tour bus was aware of his decision to bring these [unlawful materials] on board,” says Nelly in a statement. By Gil Kaufman Nelly Photo: David Becker/ WireImage
Is Nick Jonas taking a page from Taylor Swift’s playbook? We investigate. By Jocelyn Vena Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas Photo: Rob Hoffman/ JBE/ Getty Images
Is Nick Jonas taking a page from Taylor Swift’s playbook? We investigate. By Jocelyn Vena Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas Photo: Rob Hoffman/ JBE/ Getty Images
I guess Miley Cyrus didn’t get the memo that today was my birthday. Because how else would you explain this lame look? Miley’s dressed like a homely lesbian, or a Justin Bieber impersonator. Oh well, she still has time to make it up to me. We’ve got almost the whole day left, and even belated bikini pics are better than none. Email me. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture Photos: Fameflynet
I woke up to a text from a lovely, fit, young lady I want to do very very naughty things to…you know things I can only do with her vagina and my mouth and my penis….saying that Miley Cyrus had a sex tape drop….and I actually took the time to google the shit…before realizing it was a hoax…Miley doesn’t need sex tapes yet…she’s got all the fame and fortune she needs and the sex tape will only come in a decade when she’s officially fallen off and a mess…after bad investments, drugs and the after shock of no one giving a fuck about her…but for now….muppet head and lesbian hair and all…I am into this bitch…and I don’t know why…but assume it has to do with her skinny fit body…and round lovely tits.
No matter how hard they try, it’s highly unlikely any actress/singer/starlet will ever come close to portraying famed Depression-era outlaw Bonnie Parker like Faye Dunaway did in Arthur Penn’s game-changing Bonnie and Clyde . But no matter! That won’t stop Miley Cyrus from being the latest to give the fantastically stylish bank robber a try , as she’s slated to do in the four-hour History Channel/Lifetime miniseries Bonnie & Clyde . Parker and her paramour Clyde Barrow have been depicted about a dozen times in TV and film dating back to 1958’s The Bonnie Parker Story , starring WB player Dorothy Provine. ( Her story, see what I did there?) Once Penn’s classic burst onto the cinescape and tommy gunned its way into film history — helped along in no small part by Dunaway, who was Oscar-nominated for her turn as Parker — no film or television property has successfully made a mark retelling the Parker-Barrow lore. But the reckless romanticism of their tale is too rich to ignore; hence, the many musical iterations of the Bonnie & Clyde mythos. Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot channeled the duo for their 1968 collaboration album Bonnie and Clyde , headlined by the titular track featuring Bardot’s sensual cooing; in Parker’s signature beret, Bardot is the vision of Bonnie Parker’s sensual French reincarnate. Many others have paid homage to this homage in turn, including actress Scarlett Johansson, who whisper-crooned her way through a 2011 cover with Gainsbourg’s son Lulu. My favorite post-Gainsbourg musical riff on the duo? Jay-Z and Beyonce’s “’03 Bonnie and Clyde,” which itself uses a sample of Tupac’s 1996 track “Me and My Girlfriend,” a song inspired by Penn’s Bonnie and Clyde film. More recently, former tween idol Hilary Duff was set to play Parker until she was dropped due to pregnancy (infamously collecting $100,000 in her pay or play deal for doing next to nothing). I think we can all agree we dodged a bullet there, although the project was recast with True Blood ‘s Lindsay Pulsipher and apparently is still happening. So now comes Miley Cyrus to breathe good girl-gone-bad life into four hours of Bonnie and Clyde . I’m sure she, like all who’ve come before, feels a deep and soulful connection to the spirit of Bonnie Parker. The question is, how much peroxide and cigars will it take for her to be able to disappear into the role? (And is a Cyrus cover of that Gainsbourg classic inevitable/unavoidable?) [via Deadline ] Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .