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WTF! Miley Cyrus Is Now Mikey Cyrus

What has Miley Cyrus done? Here are a few shots she posted on Twitter of her new haircut. NOOOO!!!! Did she do it herself? What a hack job. She looks like she should be in an insane asylum. I get that she’s trying to seem cool and different and all that celebrity attention seeking garbage, but I’m not sure looking like a dude is the right way to go about it. An artistically shot sex tape would have worked a whole lot better.

Miley Cyrus Has New Hair of the Day

Some dude hit me up to let me know or to ask my opinion about Miley cutting her hair, and I am glad that my legacy, or what people think I care about or know about Miley Cyrus getting a fucking ridiculous black hipster shaved sci/fi haircut, because I don’t care about any bitch’s hair style, I’m too busy staring at her ass, tits or plotting how I’m gonna stare at her ass or tits which takes up more than enough energy than bothering to track her salon visits… That said, she looks hot to me, even without showing off her body, cuz I know what her body looks like, but would look hotter with 3 inches of semen shaped into a slut helmet on her head….but then again, so would all girls.

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Genevieve Morton for Bare Necessities Lingerie of the Day

Genevieve Morton is some South African model who I thought was substantially hotter….I have been watching her for the last few weeks…thinking that maybe she’d replace Candice Swanepoel with her blonde South African, high AIDS rate risk factor vagina…but after seeing this campaign for Bare Necessities…she’s not nearly what I thought she was….the only good news is that she’s posing half naked…but that willingness to get half naked only goes so far, especially in a world filled with dirty fucking whores who all want fame…. Either way, maybe it was just a bad shoot….here are the disappointing, yet half naked pics….

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Miley Cyrus Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome…and she is pulling off some serious greatness on social networking lately….she’s doing better work than the paparazzi…and giving her fans a real reason to follow her….and that’s probably why she’s got more horny men up on her shit than she’s got teenage girls….cuz pervert men are far more loyal to pussy we want to fuck…than teenage girls are to girls who were once on a show they liked….and I can only assume Miley knows it, cuz why else would she putting up all these suggestive pics…unless i am just an old timer confusing today’s fashion trends as being suggestive….not that it matters…cuz what matters is that she’s pretty good to look at in pics….mainly cuz you can you cann stare at her ass and you don’t have to deal with all the bullshit that you know she comes with from being spoiled and damage to annoying as fuck….keep up the good work Miley….a leader of tomorrow…. To See Some Pics of her Walking her Dog FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome…and she is pulling off some serious greatness on social networking lately….she’s doing better work than the paparazzi…and giving her fans a real reason to follow her….and that’s probably why she’s got more horny men up on her shit than she’s got teenage girls….cuz pervert men are far more loyal to pussy we want to fuck…than teenage girls are to girls who were once on a show they liked….and I can only assume Miley knows it, cuz why else would she putting up all these suggestive pics…unless i am just an old timer confusing today’s fashion trends as being suggestive….not that it matters…cuz what matters is that she’s pretty good to look at in pics….mainly cuz you can you cann stare at her ass and you don’t have to deal with all the bullshit that you know she comes with from being spoiled and damage to annoying as fuck….keep up the good work Miley….a leader of tomorrow…. To See Some Pics of her Walking her Dog FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Drops A Little Boobage

I don’t really like posting pictures from Marie Claire magazine, it just seems like something I’d see next to my grandmother’s knitting pile, but every now and again the spice things up with some hot shots. Here’s Miley Cyrus dripping a little inside underboob in a sexy tight dress. She kind of looks like a mermaid that just washed up on shore. Some lucky fisherman just got the catch of the day. I’ve also got a video from the shoot. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus’ Super Toned Abs

Miley Cyrus is blowing up the Twitterverse with these self shot mirror pics and I for one am loving it. Here she’s showing off her super toned abs. You know, I’m in need of a new laundry machine and wouldn’t mind scrubbing a couple of loads over Miley’s belly.

Miley Cyrus Ripped Stomach of the Day

Miley Cyrus has an amazing fucking body, which is all I really care about, because I don’t have the luxury of being in her entourage, or having her sit on my face, grinding against my chin, until she squirts….so I don’t get the benefits of listening to her whine, complain, like the annoying spoiled brat that she is….so in a lot of ways, those of us who don’t have to hear her talk, who don’t have to listen to her shit, and who don’t have to wipe her ass for her, even though we’d like that as long as we get to use our tongue as toilet baber….are the lucky ones, cuz we can just crop out her muppet head and jerk off and focus on her good parts…it is all about looking on the bright side of your pathetic facebook profile pic masturbation existence…

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Miley Cyrus bathtub nude

Teen pop star celeb Miley Cyrus just dropped a hot nude bathtub nude shoot. Don’t miss this perky teen celeb Miley Cyrus showing all kinds of skin in the tub. Continue reading →

Miley Cyrus Edges Ever Closer to Toplessness [PIC]

How long do YOU think it’ll be before we get to see Miley Cyrus topless? We’re talking no side boob, no hand bra, nipples on display without a sheer t-shirt (what do you mean, bras? Miley doesn’t wear bras) blocking the view. You know, topless topless. We’re asking because, technically, the former child star turned professional tease is topless in this pic from photographer Vijat Mohindra , supposedly a gift from Miley to her then-boyfriend (now fiancee) Liam Helmsworth. But there’s that elbow, always that damned elbow, blocking our path to bare-boobie bliss. Someday we’ll get there, but for now we’ll just be sitting here, patiently waiting as we rub-a-chub-chub to Miley in the tub. Oh, and we give her five years. Three if her next movie bombs and/or she gets a Lindsay Lohan -esque string of DUIs. Begin the countdown with sexy content from Hollywood hottie du jour Miley Cyrus right here at MrSkin.com!

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Miley Cyrus Edges Ever Closer to Toplessness [PIC]