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The Last Song Movie Poster: Unveiled!

We will try our hardest to not make fun of Miley Cyrus in this article.

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The Last Song Movie Poster: Unveiled!

Miley Cyrus to Queen Elizabeth II: Look at My Boobs!

Seriously, Miley Cyrus ?!? We know the singer believes she’s celebrity royalty, but was no one around this week to inform the self-obsessed star that there are proper – and improper, as Miley proved – ways to dress in front of actual royalty

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Miley Cyrus to Queen Elizabeth II: Look at My Boobs!

Mariah Carey is a Paper Girl

Remember Mariah Carey? While Taylor Swift dominates the current music scene; Miley Cyrus makes young fans cry; and Susan Boyle comes out of nowhere to break debut album sales records, Mariah is aiming to reclaim her spot atop the industry. We’re not sure if a spread in Paper magazine will do the trick, but that’s where Carey is featured this month.

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Mariah Carey is a Paper Girl

Miley Cyrus Is Hannah Mon-TAN-a

Miley Cyrus shocked workers in a Blackpool tanning salon when she popped in for a quick tan. Just last week, the Hannah Montana star was vacationing in Miami and now the pop singer looks like she wants to keep that summer glow while touring chilly England. With the paparazzi in tow and wearing a leopard print coat, Miley snuck in a nine-minute tanning session before heading over to the Blackpool Opera to perform in front of the Queen.

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Miley Cyrus’ Tattoo

She JUST turned 17 and she already has her first tat! It says “Just Breathe” and it's apparently for her friend who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007.

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Miley Cyrus’ Tattoo

Jessica Simpson’s Wet Spot as her Fat Ass Struggles to Get Out of a Car of the Day

After the last 4 hours staring at this picture of Jessica Simpson, I am pretty sure I see a wet spot in her crotch. I’m lying

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Jessica Simpson’s Wet Spot as her Fat Ass Struggles to Get Out of a Car of the Day

More Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

I posted these pictures of Miley Cyrus in her Bikini yesterday because my life is all about catering to perverts with know taste, who like jailbait because it is illegal in their state and because they are dirty old men who think she’s all fresh and so clean, even though one meeting at Disney leaves her tasting more cock than the 40 year old whore down the street from me who is a mother of 8, but in Miley Cyrus’ defense the 40 year old down the street only gets a few customers an hour, now that word is out she has AIDS, but still, there’s nothing pure about this corporate tool to brainwash kids, not to mention she looks like she is semi-retarded, like that she didn’t get enough oxygen to their brain when they were being born because they got tangled up in their dad’s achey breaky mullet, or that maybe her parents are actually brother and sister…cuz guess what….you can’t hide incest no matter how hard you try…it always shows up in a wonky fuckin face… Either way, I felt obligated to post these pictures of her adjusting her bikini top, cuz it is just the kind of subjective bullshit your pervert ass needs. Pics via INF

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Miley Cyrus Hoes Down, Throws Down with Sister

To many people, Adam Lambert’s American Music Awards performance was offensive and, therefore, they are pleased with ABC for perpetually punishing the artist . To members of our staff, however, Miley Cyrus is a far worse role model for today’s youth than last season’s American Idol runner-up.

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Miley Cyrus Hoes Down, Throws Down with Sister

Miley Cyrus Pink Bikini Pictures of the Day

I can only assume that this bitch is 18. I figure if Disney can exploit her and give her a career there’s no way she’s not an adult by now and just posing as a kid, cuz I am sure there are strict labor laws and shit, making this all okay to post pictures of her in a bikini, even if you’re ass wants to get off on them, not that it matters really, cuz in Canada 16 is legal, so we’re technically allowed to pick the girls up in our vans outside of highschool and do all the dirty things we want to them as long as they agree to it and aren’t gagged and hog tied the entire process, we just aren’t allowed to video tape the shit or take pictures of the shit, unless it is with our memory to reference when needed, not that I need that with this Miley bitch. I think she looks half retarded, has pretty much no sex appeal and a shitty body.

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Taylor Swift ‘Blown Away’ By Grammy Nominations

‘When I write about this in my journal tonight, it will be in all capital letters and underlined four times,’ the singer said about her eight nominations.

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Taylor Swift ‘Blown Away’ By Grammy Nominations