I’m betting you probably weren’t expecting to see a picture of Miley Cyrus naked, covered in mud and hugging a pig today, but by now, I’ve learned to expect pretty much anything from Miley. So enjoy her Paper Magazine cover, and hey, maybe now that we know Miley doesn’t mind getting up close and personal with a creature that lives in its own filth, she’ll do a sexy photoshoot with a blogger next!
Paper Magazine is just mocking us now….they are showing you just how easy it is to go viral with the right starlet naked on the cover of their magazine… I almost feel bad for the generation of kids growing up now…. There is absolutely nothing to be inspired by, it’s all just vapid low level noise…with very little substance but lots of fucking views…putting importance on everything that doesn’t actually matter…leading to a dumber fucking society, like the government wants… Miley is a pig, posing with a pig…this isn’t news, interesting, news, anything…but the wild pics drop tomorrow… Thanks Paper Magazine, Kim K’s ass balancing champagne wasn’t enough for you to prove your point that media is a joke…and the millions you made that day was enough to say “hey let’s do it again”… Boring. Here’s some pics from her instagram.. The post Paper Magazine’s Miley Cover Tries to Break The Internet Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus left Hannah Montana in the dust (or, more accurately, in a cloud of weed smoke) quite some time ago, but every once in a while, we're reminded of the squeaky clean conditions under which our favorite wild child got her start. In the clip above, Miley is 12 and clearly a bit nervous, but the self-assured individuality that's defined her adult years is already beginning to peak through. Obviously, the clip is about a decade old, and it first surfaced online back in 2012, but it's been making the rounds on social media today because…the Internet is a strange place? We're not really sure, but let it never be said that we here at THG aren't willing to blindly jump on a bandwagon! These days, we lots of Miley smoking pot and showing off her armpit hair , but she's clearly not so eager to put her acting talent on display. Hopefully, the renewed interest in this clip will inspire her to step in front of the camera, even if means she'll have less time to sing about dead fish . Yeah…she's a strange girl.
I’m pretty sure this latest pair of sexy bikini pictures from Miley Cyrus was originally supposed to go to my inbox, but I guess everybody’s favorite pop star accidentally posted them to her Instagram instead. But either way, I’m not complaining, because it’s been way too long since we’ve got any new bikini shots or sexy tongue action from Miley. I just hope she’s a little more careful next time, because there’s a lot of weirdos and perverts out there on the Internet… Continue reading →
A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 31, 2015 at 7:06pm PDT What people seem to forget about Miley Cyrus is that she is white trash…when she does all these shocking things that are so against the Disney Way…unless you’re talking about in the offices of the Disney Execs, which since the dawn of time have been rumored to involve child rape…. Her dad was a viral song in the 90s before the internet existed. How it went viral, I dont’ fucking know and I’m not about to research…but 9 months after it did go viral, Miley was born to Tish Cyrus, some coctail waitress, and I use that word loosely, stripping looking bitch….who hopped onto Billy Ray…because that was the kind of gold digging and trapping she could do…it was either dude with a hit song or the trucker out back….go for the gold… So together, this trash got money, like the Beverly Hillbilly-ray-cyrus’, and whoring out their daughter, was just the logical step… So when she’s naked, flashing tit, doing her thing, and wondering where the parents are, the answer is the mom’s out having a gangbang, the dad out hunting road kill in the canyon…..when they aren’t singing Social Distortion doing the stripper dance… The post Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus Do Social Distorition Dance of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Let no one ever say Jaden Smith mails in his prom attire. The actor, who recently attended one of these events while dressed as a superheo , accompanied actress Amandla Stenberg to her prom yesterday… … and he did so while donning a dress. Stenberg shared the above photo on her Instagram page Friday, showing off her shining bronze dress and also Jaden’s outfit, which includes a black blazer over a long dress that hangs down past the actor/singer’s knees. Will and Jada’s son is also rocking black skinny pants, sneakers and a white-and-gold fingerless glove on one hand. Back in April, Jaden Smith also wore a dress in public, causing the Internet to collectively lose its mind while wondering why. Amandla Stenberg, meanwhile, is best known for playing Rue in The Hunger Games. She made headlines of her own last month when she slammed Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry for stealing and exploiting black culture. View Slideshow: 21 Celebrity Prom Photos You Gotta See to Believe
Miranda Kerr still exists…so there is life after the organized crime ring of Victoria’s Secret…but more importantly, there is life after cheating on your probably gay husband Orlando Bloom, with Justin Bieber, in some pervert Australian sexual deviant with too much money, who likes to party hard because that’s what Australians do, whether they are models or not…and that life consists of the Asian market, but also billionaires who “date her”…and by “date her”…I mean have her on Payroll because all billionaires want Victoria’s Secret models to add to their collection of pussy they have been up inside…you know like a conversation piece for their weirdo rich person self involved conversations…. The post Miranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenenr is a lovely creature, and I am all about her outfit… Her only downfall, is actually a huge downfall, and despite being lovely and in a great outfit, she needs to be taken out back and shot, thanks the family that she was dropped into and that she hasn’t disowned, because they are currently using her to stay on the map, to stay relevant and to keep the interest of the general public….using her skinny, fit, tight, model-like body.. The fact is that her genetics come from a horrible place, she shares DNA with horrible people, she represents a horrible time in pop culture, celebrity and Los Angeles…..not to mention she was also raised by these vapid cunts, and associates with those vapid cunts, and thus is a vapid cunt… But that doesn’t mean you don’t want to fill that emptyness…because when it is in picture..it’s good…. The post Kendall Jenner’s Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you were wondering, Miley Cyrus, is still gender bending because that’s the nature of the youth today, that’s what the kids are into, you know all serious about gay, queer, bi, tran…defining what makes a woman, what makes a man, intensity that is a waste of time to focus on, all presented in a life that looks like it is Tumblr, filled with bright, colorful weirdness comedy…that isn’t all that weird…but rather strategic… I assume she is not authentically into any cause, or using her celebrity to promote for the sake of change, but rather using that as a platform to maintain her celebrity… So here’s her armpit hair that we can assume was an initiative by her team…and here’s her shout out to Disney…because Disney created her…and probably still own her…that’s how corporations like Disney work.. The post Today in Miley Armpit Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest skin approved stories from around the web! Chrissy Teigen nude at the beach in artsy black and white ( egotastic.com ) Klaudia Brahja does her best “Slave Leia” sans metal bikini! ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Atkins appears to be working for Kelly Brook ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Angela White something something Infinity Pool ( boobieblog.com ) Miley Cyrus slips a nip… again ( thenipslip.com ) Her boobs are giving this sports bra its own workout ( doubleviking.com ) Anastasia Ashley’s amazing ass ( steakwood.com ) Natasha Lyonne regrets not having done a nude scene yet ( fleshbot.com )