Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her holding a baby…and I noticed that she was showing off a little cleavage and figured that if I am pathetic enough to notice the cleavage, while not even being as pathetic as you, despite making my life about this nonsense, even though I don’t care…while you’re here…and I know you care…even about Jessica Simpson, some washed up, 90s, pop country star who went on to be a half retard on tv…but who throughout it all…though thick and thin…her first husband didn’t ride it out with her…but some other dude did and gave her a bunch of babies…babies that helped generate these tits…because those were the good years in your sad life… You know, this would be far more interesting….with nipple…or cum dripping off her face..or really anything but whatever.. The post Jessica Simpson Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Apr 28, 2015 at 12:04am PDT Miley Cyrus is like a weirdo rich person…reclusive in her own little safe haven that is her house…where select people roll through…and that she never leaves because she gets bombarded by fans…and sure she’s got everything she needs in her house, from drugs, to sex, to pool and games, but she’s still a societal outcast, even though society is watching her every move…and the whole thing is fucking weird, even creepy…especailly when she posts these choreographed dances with her sister, that you know stem from her being some stir crazy, cabin fever, lonely person with nothing but the ability to dance…since she’s been trained to dance by Disney since she was a kid….Either way…she’s a babe…but she freaks me the fuck out. Here she is smoking weed in a hand stand…because fitness The post Miley Cyrus Choreographed Dance with her Sister of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Apr 21, 2015 at 8:02pm PDT Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing…what isn’t amazing is that this turn yourself into a stripper app, rockin’ the pole has gone viral and every asshole on instagram and facebook has been posting little animations of their whore selves living the stripper dream in cartoon form…every single cartoon doing the exact same dance move…set to differnt songs…but still the fucking same level of stupid fucker your life fucking sucks go do something productive… Yes…I am bitter I didn’t create the viral stripper pole dance, it is so fucking stupid, it is something I would want as my legacy in the tech world…not this blog I’ve been doing for a decade..all day everyday…a fucking stripper app that took a day to code…fucking assholes.. That said, if you want to have a stripper video, especially when you’re a recently single, but hot bodied Miley who pretty much does a stripper show on stage every night…she should just do a fucking stripper video…it would probabyl take as much time and effort… Either way, she went to the gym and she’s pretty fucking perfect, if you stare at her from the neck down and have her on mute…what a fucking hot body… The post Miley Cyrus in Gym Clothes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m 99% sure that Miley Cyrus is just grabbing something from her car here, and not leaning in to give some lucky dude a price quote, but hey, a guy can still dream. And there’s a lot of fantasy-worthy material in these shots, from Miley’s sweet, leggings-wearing booty to the peek we’re getting at her sexy stomach. So to all you wannabe celebs out there, take note: if you want to become a professional hottie like Miley, this is how you should be running errands — in nothing but spandex and a sports bra, and in full view of the paps. Bravo. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’m 99% sure that Miley Cyrus is just grabbing something from her car here, and not leaning in to give some lucky dude a price quote, but hey, a guy can still dream. And there’s a lot of fantasy-worthy material in these shots, from Miley’s sweet, leggings-wearing booty to the peek we’re getting at her sexy stomach. So to all you wannabe celebs out there, take note: if you want to become a professional hottie like Miley, this is how you should be running errands — in nothing but spandex and a sports bra, and in full view of the paps. Bravo. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I day is not a day unless Miley Cyrus graces it with her silly antics…that I call being a bored rich girl who really doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck because that is the marketing campaign her team decided to run with as it resinates with the youth market better than if she did give a fuck and took a Taylor Swift approach of wholesome whoresome….you know…there needs to be competitive advantage in the market…and as Miley is this massive money making entity…I doubt she has as much say as it seems she does..but maybe I’m wrong about the whole thing. It is very possible for a Disney kid to master and maneuver social media to win…they are so fucking trained at this industry…it’s second nature… Not that any of that matters, what does matter is that our girl Miley is an exhibitionist in her life that is her marketing…and I am a voyeur… So whether she’s frenching her dog, having her dog eat her out thanks the peanut butter, or just showing her tits…I dig everything she’s about…as cheesy as it is…it’s refreshing… The post Miley Cyrus French Kissing her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her smoking a bong, wearing pasties, probably not trying to be shocking, because this is the internet and the only thing shocking would be if the bong was shoved up her cunt and blowing smoke rings out of her ass… Which she’s not doing, becasue she’s boring… But she is still smoking a bong in fucking pasties…which for an old fucker like me is up on some “wtf”…and a little “that’s kinda fun and wild and crazy”…because when I was 20, the only bitches in pasties where girls at stripclubs that didn’t allow topless, trying to give as much topless, when topless really only is topless, with visible nipples… This just reminds me of an era when celebrities were not just pawns to their parents, but to the world, where they would pretend to be super human and not get naked, or do drugs…even though behind the scenes and closed doors they were ripping lines of coke out of hooker asshole… The public knew what was up, but these assholes that were seeking public acceptance, decided to not be honest and pretend…making a slip up kind of exciting when the paparazzi caught it… Now the paparazzi only captures what the celebs want captured, the scandals they want seeded…or they just post this shit on social media with a “WTF I’m Miley Fuck You” attitude… All this to say…things are changing for the better, because I remember posting “OMG Britney has coke on her nose” type posts… now the famous girls are in pasties smoking bongs, when not on Molly for all to see, because that’s what famous is supposed to be.. Here she is showing her pasties and her armpit hair because she’s that kind of hairy armpit feminist….which despite loving bush..and licking armpits…I don’t like when the two merge…I don’t really caring how hairy a bitch is…but hairy armpits disgusts me…I think I was traumatized as a child. Here she is in her pasties for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Joan Jett induction: HEre the awesome video The post Miley Cyrus Wins 420 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to know and party with girls who were just into being weird for the sake of being weird. They were actually normal as fuck, and I guess that’s why they did it, it gave them something to get noticed for or to talk about…whether it was with costume…or whatever…. They were the kind of girls who would go to the gym in a snowsuit…or bikini or really anything to get a laugh…out of boredome or whatever… They’d be the girls you’d go to their houses or on a trip with and they’d just be dressed crazy in leotards or whatever for the sake of being crazy and in leotards…it made no sense…but it all stemmed from boredom…which I can assume Miley is all about… It’s like she’s chilling at home, figures “I’ll put on this silly crazy thing”….gets high…cuz it’s almost 420 and tthat what people do…and thinks it’s so great that she should do yoga poses…all her little leeches laugh at the joke…and snap pics and since it was the highlight of her boring, secluded, alienated life…she posts it to the internet… So her getting weird identity crisis, is really just her being bored and sad…but at least it comes with leotard jacked in ass crack…which happens to be the kind of Gets weird…I like.. The post Miley Cyrus Headstand with a Leotard Wedgie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I thought it was supposed to be unseasonably hot in LA these last few months, but I guess the heat wave’s over, because Miley Cyrus is looking a little chilly in these shots. And I don’t know about you guys, but that’s got temperatures in my pants region rising steadily. I think I might have to open a window or something to cool down. Yow. Photos: PacificCoastNews
