I know that the Cyrus family is pure white trash, they just happen to have a lot of fucking money, but at least when Miley was getting her start off her Achy Breaky trust fund, to do her own thing, she was cute about it…. She brought cultural appropriation of pop culture to the masses in the right way, with a bit of her country hick spirit, and a lot of her nudity….and it was a good time for all. It helped push the culture, perpetuate the trend of naked being alright and the whole thing was a success on many levels…plus I got to see her Labia.. But her sister…Noah Cyrus…is just fucking ugly, has no real edge, or appeal…is just mooching off her name…and her slutting out on social media is hardly believable as being anything more than a cry for attention. She’s grabbing at her tits…it’s nothing special..if anything, it’s even gross…but it happened..or is happening so watch. Here’s Miley’s tits JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Titty Shake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess there are two kinds of girls who are trying to be instagram influencers. There’s the mainstream travel girl, that is pretty much every girl, taking pics of their meals, hotel rooms, and filtered as fuck bikini pics in iconic places, doing iconic things like hiking, riding bikes, drinking coconuts, or walking on their beach in a half dance that no one ever does… Then there are the borderline sex workers, more hip and daring, who just get naked, do nude shoots for their creative expressions, like Playboy models of yesteryear with zero prestige or money but still naked, and often times not working in porn or sex work, despite putting their vaginas on the internet in some borderline softcore porn they pretend is art shit… I prefer the nude ones….so this is Claudia Lion. The king of the jungle, and by jungle I mean this post, cuz her tits are out. I do appreciate her artistic vision with the use of a red balloon as a prop…that’s how you know it’s high concept. The post Claudia Lion Posing Naked with Balloons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In very important news that isn’t important at all, but that the media tries to make you think is important, because they make money off this shit…The Grammy’s happened… I have a celebrity blog, and didn’t realize that they were on, because Award shows don’t matter. I can assure you that they had the least viewers they have ever had, people are busy living their life, and they can just scroll instagram to see who won, without sitting and committing to the bullshit, that is if thy even care… Most people don’t listen to the shit radio music being nominated, and most people don’t care about the celebrities involved….myself included. There was a time when Live Tweeting the shit could be a fun time, 10 years ago, when everyone would be at home on twitter watching the shit, helping me amass my insignificant following – no book deals here… I would just live tweet it because I genuinely hated it, a masochist who puts himself through abuse to get the jokes no one finds funny out there. I do really enjoy seeing the old school industry lose out, they are fucking snobs with superiority complexes who get all the money… While the power is really going back to the people, finally… So fuck the Grammy’s, they don’t matter. The people choosing the winners are all corrupt. It’s all attempts to get hype to sell ads against next year…where even less people will care. It’s a good time to be alive. Fuck the Grammys. Here are the tits. …. —— Ashlee Simpson still alive Bebe Rexha looking like Beetlejuice in the face Charli XCX Hard Nipples and Big Ol Unibrow Ciara flashing her mom thighs Dua Lipa big blue tits Janelle Monae Token Dark Skin Girl Julianne Hough the bad Mormon not sticking to the MODEST IS HOTTEST motto No Neck Megan Trainor Miley Cyrus with the side boob Nicole Scherzinger still attending awards she has no business being at JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Tits at the Grammy’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
When Miley Cyrus isn’t being a wild and crazy coming of age story of a Disney Kid turning relevant to an audience that grew up with her by mirroring their behavior….doing shitty slutty crackhead instagram style shoots…and being extra weird cuz weird is authentic even when it’s just you trying to be weird to get noticed and seem to have some level of substance…. You know when she’s slutting out now that she’s gone back to being hr boring self…..and not flashing her pussy to the world in a big fuck you that was creatively directed by marketing experts with big salaries…she’s pretty boring… What I am saying is – bring back nudist Miley putting it all out there. It did good for the youth of America and inspired the selfies they took for us to masturbate to….where as this shit is just basic..and not what she once was…typical. You can’t come out strong forever…eventually you get boring…even if she was still getting naked….it will never have the same hype as it did when the Disney Girl got bad! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elsa Pataky brought her busty tits, on her fit for a 42 year old mom, midget body…cuz se looks short…to the beach in a bathing suit that thankfully doesn’t draw too much attention to her ravaged stomach from all their kids…. She’s got a great ass, but we have to remind ourselves that she’s 42 years old, which in and of itself is tragic….but not as tragic as our sexualizing of an old lady…. I mean, blame her Spanish genetics, her rich person lifestyle, or the fact that she’s an inch tall in all her slutty pics….knowing that if you take the pic from a distance there’s more leniency on whether she’s actually lookin that good or not. I guess as Miley Cyrus’ sister in law, since she is married to and has three kids with one of the Hemsworth brothers….getting naked just makes logistical sense….especially since her sex appeal is the foundation of her having a career in Hollywood. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elsa Pataky Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The only thing I know that is going on in the Cyrus House…is that the brother, who is not officially Billy Ray’s son, but was adopted by Billy Ray when he pulled Trish Cyrus out of her cocktail waitress job / stripper job she was working when she had Miley with him…forcing to take him and his money to take on her bullshit…and I guess like all good country Christians do…he did the right thing…cuz he could afford it… Either way, the brother who has close to a million followers of his own, choked out his girlfriend and her trashy insta tits…. While Miley played the wholesome Miley she is now that she’s married and not on tour or on aggressive promotions….culturally appropriating the instagram weirdos to be like them, to be their idol…to show us all her pussy again… Fuck MAGA…it’s about MAKE MILEY SHOW US HER PUSSY AGAIN…. I should make that shirt…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Fuck Noah Cyrus is Ugly…. Did her family find her behind the barn in the fucking trough a horse was eating out of after some inbreds gave birth to her and figured they should get rid of the evidence of their affair…to which Billy Ray said “Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart or really anyone that I am going to adopt this sit and raise it as my own cuz I’m rich and it’s the right thing to do”…. Not that anyone cares because we live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names…nipples out, strategically relevant with the help of her team and that alone is tragic…. The fact is that she doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rather just a puppet copying people with less resources to get seen. Plus all the positive reinforcement from being the ugly troll sister no one noticed or cared about…coddled hard so that she wouldn’t kill herself… LOOK AT HER NOW! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Mike Coppola / Getty Ariana Grande “7 Rings” Music Video Ariana Grande is headed toward Miley Cyrus territory on her new single “7 Rings”. After an emotionally tumultuous year, Ariana seems to prefer self-medicating her career with hip-hop-tinged tunes rather than stay her lane and purge her pain via heartfelt balads etc. If you’re into that sort of thing, press play and check out the song and accompanying music video below. Are you moved?
This is a major disappointment. You’d think out of all people celebrating New Year’s Evev Miley Cyrus would be sexing it up, tongue out, tits out and wearing very little clothing. Nope! This is Miley on New Year’s! Such a fail. 2019 doesn’t look good for her!
Source: Kurt Krieger – Corbis / Getty Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Finally Got Married Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are finally married! The couple, who tied the knot on Sunday, confirmed that they were married on Wednesday in a series of sweet photos posted to their respective Instagram pages. Both Miley and Liam posted some black and white pics from their wedding night, sharing that their anniversary is now on the 23rd of December. Cyrus also emphasizes just how long they’ve been together by writing, “this is probably our one – millionth kiss” in one of her captions. As one would hope with any wedding, both Cyrus and Hemsworth seem to be over the moon about the big day that’s been on the horizon for them for the past decade. Even in the comments of her posts, the singer couldn’t contain her excitement about the big day. When a fan told Miley on Instagram, “Congratulations you married the hottest man in Hollywood!!!!,” Cyrus enthusiastically agreed saying, “I knooooowwwww right.” Congratulations to the happy couple on their mayo matrimony-dom! Continue reading →
