I prefer my bikinis to be crotchless, but this works too, especially on a nice sunny Sunday in the park while I sit back and look onto your sun tanning because half naked girls, even when fat and talking about salad, in some confusing twilight zone way, is fun to stare at, even when it isn’t built like this innovative japanese bikini…so when I see this all I see is possibilities….but maybe I’m just sucked in by the video production qulaity of the japanese babe modeling this shit….
There’s nothing quite like a good old fashioned, getting out of the car, panty and labia flash, to remind us that Julianne Hough cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Ryan Seacrest’s fame and fortune to attach herself to, as people look on and wonder whether she’s just his beard, because there’s no way those frosted tips don’t like anal, the bottom kind. Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the paparazzi love when you pull this kind of shit off…. While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only 2 jobs a professional dancer can take, and she got her hands on the wrong one. But at least she’s giving us a taste of what coulda been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low level pussy flash. I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her shitty face…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
There’s nothing quite like a good old fashioned, getting out of the car, panty and labia flash, to remind us that Julianne Hough cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Ryan Seacrest’s fame and fortune to attach herself to, as people look on and wonder whether she’s just his beard, because there’s no way those frosted tips don’t like anal, the bottom kind. Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the paparazzi love when you pull this kind of shit off…. While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only 2 jobs a professional dancer can take, and she got her hands on the wrong one. But at least she’s giving us a taste of what coulda been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low level pussy flash. I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her shitty face…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
So these Maxim assholes and their Top 100 stories are a fucking joke. Maxim isn’t a relevant news agency with objective journalism, objectifying women by any systematic way, they are just doing it haphazardly. You know a bunch or half retard dudes, with some publicist connections, doing a list that is best for their dying business, from a business development and marketing standpoint…. So them choosing Miley as number 1, is the equivalent of me saying Miley is number 1, everytime I see pics of her bra-less titties and tight little funny elf faced body. It means nothing. But Miley is pretending to be happy about it, posting pics from her shoot, looking hot, the way she wants to, to get some revenge on her ex boyfriend /fiance who left her, because that’s how spoiled rich girls work, they get even by showing the motherfucker what they are missing, and that’s a Maxim Number 1 Girl, even if Maxim doesn’t fucking matter, it’s just another thing to throw in his face and to feel about her brat self with. Luckily, I’m into Miley, at least when she’s not talking, so when she’s in pictures, and seeing her in ghetto, low grade, bikini shoots for shitty magazines, works for me. Even if I know how ridiculous the whole approach to it is. She’s putting in work lately, after years of being stagnant all thanks to a broken heart.
So these Maxim assholes and their Top 100 stories are a fucking joke. Maxim isn’t a relevant news agency with objective journalism, objectifying women by any systematic way, they are just doing it haphazardly. You know a bunch or half retard dudes, with some publicist connections, doing a list that is best for their dying business, from a business development and marketing standpoint…. So them choosing Miley as number 1, is the equivalent of me saying Miley is number 1, everytime I see pics of her bra-less titties and tight little funny elf faced body. It means nothing. But Miley is pretending to be happy about it, posting pics from her shoot, looking hot, the way she wants to, to get some revenge on her ex boyfriend /fiance who left her, because that’s how spoiled rich girls work, they get even by showing the motherfucker what they are missing, and that’s a Maxim Number 1 Girl, even if Maxim doesn’t fucking matter, it’s just another thing to throw in his face and to feel about her brat self with. Luckily, I’m into Miley, at least when she’s not talking, so when she’s in pictures, and seeing her in ghetto, low grade, bikini shoots for shitty magazines, works for me. Even if I know how ridiculous the whole approach to it is. She’s putting in work lately, after years of being stagnant all thanks to a broken heart.
Miley Cyrus cannot be tamed. So to speak. She’s #1 on the new Maxim Hot 100 list in a bit of a stunner, and couldn’t help but blow the lid off the story before the magazine even announced it. “Didn’t know this was coming out yet! I’m so happy to be #1 on Maxim HOT 100 List! #myfanskickass #dreamsdocometrue,” she tweeted with the above pic! In one of the sexier Miley Cyrus photos to date, she lies on her side, showing off her curves in gold bathing suit that matches her platinum-blond pixie cut. Miley displaces 2012 winner Bar Refaeli as queen of Maxim in a pretty major upset. FHM naming Mila Kunis Sexiest Woman Alive ? Less of a surprise. The 20-year-old is clearly Maxim Hot 100 material – it rates looks as well as media buzz, fan base, overall sex appeal, cultural and career impact – but #1? Vote in THG’s poll: Does Miley deserve the crown? Yes! She’s so hot and awesome! Team Miley! Maybe not #1, but girl has it goin’ on these days … No way! She’s not ‘hot’ in any way! SMH at this. View Poll »
Now this is more like it. Amanda Bynes decided to post pictures of herself posing in a bra for Twitter and I approve. I don’t care if she has gone bonkers or heavily sedated on drugs. I just care what is underneath her clothes and judging by these images, a very respectful rack! Hopefully, the next Twitpic Amanda post is of her booty. Fingers crossed.
I’ve done a lot of posts on Miley Cyrus in my day, so you can take my word for it, this shoot for V Magazine is by far the best one she’s ever done. It’s got it all: Miley topless, Miley showing off her booty, Miley giving herself a frontal wedgie and wearing a handbra. The only thing it’s missing is Miley getting one of each from a friend, or preferably yours truly. I’m willing to head into the studio if they want to do any reshoots. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture