Madonna, Miley Cyrus, Mark Ronson, James Cordon, George Takei, Elton John, Ryan Reynolds, and more took a moment away from their holiday celebrations to remember George Michael, who died on December 25 at the age of 53.
When it comes to Yoga…I can usually try to jerk off to it, even just a little because of Flexibility…and my love for jerking off in public to half naked women in tight clothing bending in the weirdest of ways….until I am asked to stop staring at them by either a cop, but usually security…as apparently Yoga studios are private property and you’re not allowed to masturbate in them – when you’re not a member….FASCISTS…it’s always these people pretending to be spiritually enlightened, relaxed, vegan and zen….but they’re always the most uptight motherfuckers…who can’t handle a little relaxation from a dude who is less about sniffing my own asshole…and more about busting a fucking nut… No I don’t know if this is Miley doing actual YOGA, the last time I tried to touch my toes was when I dropped a 20 in a bar and I needed it to pay for either a blowjob or a lap dance or a drink….I’m not an expert on these fitness things…but I am an expert, or as much of an expert as you need to be to know that if Miley really wanted to, and the public MILEY we know and love despite being annoying, and probably not the actual Miley…can totally piss in her own mouth, or better eat a load dripping out of her mouth…but will most likely only eat her period like these period artists do…it proves they are feminist. Point being is authentic or not, she’s a hollywood puppet, this girl can bend…and that is all she really needs to be able to do for me to appreciate her….because once she starts talking…it all changes…but this here..right now…is perfet.. One more time… The post Miley Cyrus – Solid Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus may or may not be having a baby . Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus may or may not be married. We’re fairly confident neither of these recent rumors is true, but we can’t say for certain. And that’s largely because neither star ever really talks about their relationship in public. It’s true: for all the attention-getting antics of Cyrus, she deserves credit for not making a big issue out of her relationship with Hemsworth. And the same can certainly be said of that handsome Hunger Games star. When was the last time you ever heard Liam even utter his girlfriend’s name? He didn’t do so on Thursday, but he did make a rare reference to Cyrus, getting on board the Throwback Thursday train via the following picture on Instagram. “Throwing it WAY back… what a ‘blur.’ #TBT,” Hemsworth wrote as a caption to the following image. Look at Miley’s long hair! Look at Liam’s orange bathing suit! LOL! We love it! Yes, the image itself is a bit blurry. But we assume he also means that the memories are blurry; the memories, that is, of him and Miley meeting way back in 2010 while filming the movie The Last Song. It changed their lives forever. Soon afterward, Cyrus ad Hemsworth began dating, eventually getting engaged prior to breaking up in 2013. But now the couple appears to have since reconciled and Cyrus has been seen wearing her engagement ring again, sparking rumors that they are making plans to wed . Back in May, Hemsworth did speak to GQ Australia about his relationship with the famous pop singer. In very general terms. “I guess when I feel something, then I just feel it and I go for it,” he said at the time, adding: “I make my decisions about what’s going to make me happy, what I think is right and what I want to do — and I don’t worry too much outside of that.” So is he back together with Cyrus or what? “People will figure it out, they already have,” he said. “They’re not dumb.” That’s as close to a confirmation as we’re likely to get from Hemsworth. View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance! From a celebrity gossip standpoint, this is annoying. We want to write about all the ups and downs of this relationship. We want to quote Liam and Miley and have them embrace the spotlight and everything. But from a human standpoint? We have to admire their choice to keep their public lives private. Would we prefer juicier headlines? Absolutely. But we really just want these kids to be happy. Do you think this is finally it for Miley and Liam? Do you hear wedding bells in their future? Do you think either could do better? Or do you just want Hemsworth to take his shirt off far more frequently?
This is a photoshoot from when Miley Cyrus was in character – because she’s a method actor trained by Disney – who played the loud, crazy, drugged out, modern day hippie with a bush, who was always naked, that spoke to the new generation of drone followers who think they are suburban based artists, the Hot Topic of today’s generation – all naked all the time…. It is not the Miley Cyrus who has cashed the fuck in, faded out of the limelight, abandoned her brand and tour to live a little normalcy on her pile of money with her fiance from before she was the Miley Cyrus we loved… But I guess the photographers she worked with still have outtakes of her – and some of these are never released….and as annoying as all Disney kids are, there’s something magical about seeing Miley, Disney Star, naked…she just figured it out and executed her lie so on point…it was almost promising, inspiring and made me hopeful of a better tomorrow in a world filled with shit content… The post New / Old Miley Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Let’s see we have Miley Cyrus wearing a mesh outfit in a claw toy video machine, topless under some red and blue lights, and wearing nothing more than pasties and an eye patch while coming out of something called the “Womb Room.” Yeah, that seems about right. … read more
Apparently these are pictures of Miley Cyrus that were never released before, but as you can see it was when she was playing the Miley Cyrus character she had created after fake splitting up with her fiance for the media, the tour, the press and the money that will set them up for less – all it took was a year of work… Now that the tour is over, her celebrity, her relevance, everything about her just died the fuck off, as she probably expected…because her and her family are media trained and know how it all works… But in the process, she really did put herself out there, I’ve seen her pussy, I’ve heard her shit music, I appreciated the hustle, it was so modern and inspiring to the youth – leading to way more tumblr porn I need to go on… So cultural appropriation by a rich Disney kid – playing hipster who didn’t give a fuck – was a great era for this puppet…and here’s some artifacts from that time..and by artifacts I mean pussy…pussy with bush…because all that matters is pussy even if the pics are a year old.. The post Miley Cyrus for Plastik Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .