Brooke Burke is a 500 year old skeleton with fake tits, you probably don’t remember her, but she had a minute of fame from being on some show called Wild On, where she bikini partied around the world it what looked like it was a lot of fun, so fun that Tara Reid took her lead and spent a decade doing it…. Brooke Burke was also on dancing with the stars, definitely two very low hanging fruit places to be for a set of fake tits.. But she’s managed to leverage that into whatever the fuck it is that she’s doing, fitness, lifestyle brand, mom of a few kids, a rich husband, weird creepy pervert fans who actually hacked the the site many years ago over a post I did on her…which blew my mind, as does the fact that whenever I do a post on her, her plastic surgery, her tight for an old asian lady fake tit body that reminds me of 1992, people send in hate mail…. I can write horrible things about horrible yet more famous people than her and no one cares, I call this bitch, her mom stomach in shameless bikini yoga paparazzi pics out for being lame and inbox fills up with death threats. I don’t know why..but maybe she’s an alien and has brainwashed the world…MAYBE…people who like hacking like old ladies in bikinis… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post 500 Year Old Brooke Burke’s Bikini Yoga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Madison Beer is a barely famous, but followed, because she fucked Bieber when she was under age after her mom whored her out to the interent for all the perverts, like Bieber to see….and stare at her natural talented tits…they do all kinds of tricks like backflips and tap dancing…and song and dance…or maybe just get pushed up in a push up bra for the paparazzi because the paparazzi are part of her marketing strategy…as they should be because tits less exciting have made it further…and tits on a young frame deserve all they can get…I am a believer…in whatever cheesy, nonsense attention seeking this is…because of them young tits. I like all her make-up Countouring – face making like a real instagram whore…I prefer the camera dude with the moustache… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Madison Beer Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Madison Beer is a barely famous, but followed, because she fucked Bieber when she was under age after her mom whored her out to the interent for all the perverts, like Bieber to see….and stare at her natural talented tits…they do all kinds of tricks like backflips and tap dancing…and song and dance…or maybe just get pushed up in a push up bra for the paparazzi because the paparazzi are part of her marketing strategy…as they should be because tits less exciting have made it further…and tits on a young frame deserve all they can get…I am a believer…in whatever cheesy, nonsense attention seeking this is…because of them young tits. I like all her make-up Countouring – face making like a real instagram whore…I prefer the camera dude with the moustache… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Madison Beer Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has super heroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be to pass the casting couch in my mind – instead of bringing them up to My hotel rooms, I look at their pics and instead of making them a life and career I post their pics some magazine took of them to 12 people like it matters which is doesn’t…but I am Harvey Weinsten in my head, now let me jerk off in some plants… That said Krysten Ritter may be older, boring, but exists…and is skinny so celebrate it….in this magazine The post Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has super heroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be to pass the casting couch in my mind – instead of bringing them up to My hotel rooms, I look at their pics and instead of making them a life and career I post their pics some magazine took of them to 12 people like it matters which is doesn’t…but I am Harvey Weinsten in my head, now let me jerk off in some plants… That said Krysten Ritter may be older, boring, but exists…and is skinny so celebrate it….in this magazine The post Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Suns out, buns out! Kourtney Kardashian's such a peach. At least, she has one. And she let that spectacular butt out to play at the beach. In the video below, you'll see her sport an itty bitty bikini while she shows Scott Disick what he can never have again! In this video, which Kourtney elected to share because she loves her followers almost as much as she loves strutting her stuff on the beach for the world to see, Kourtney makes a delighted dash for the water. Her bikini is so miniscule that it does effectively nothing to obscure her legendary Kardashian booty. If anything, her bikini bottoms lovingly frame her cheeks for added emphasis. The fact that she's running, well … it adds to the effect. The camera moves a little as Kourtney runs, but keep in mind that recording a video on your phone is different from recording on a camcorder back in the day was — people tend to hold out their phones further. And everybody moves a little when they walk or run, so the person recording Kourtney was unintentionally wiggling back and forth. It happens. it doesn't diminish how great this magnificent MILF looks as she charges into the ocean water. The question is — is this just for the benefit of Kourtney's fans? It's almost impossible to see this and not think of Kourtney Kardashian's infamous ex, Scott Disick. All summer, Scott's epic bender has been impossible to ignore. Scott Disick might have freaked out about Kourtney dating earlier this year, but he pretty much spent the entire summer buried in a bottle or a 19-year-old model. And no, we don't just mean Bella Thorne — though she seemed the most willing to increase her visibility by being associated with him. She kept coming back for second helpings of Scott's … publicity . (We wonder how Bella Thorne's possible new girlfriend thinks of how Bella spent the summer — but she probably understands how the PR game works) Kris Jenner said to Kourtney that Kourtney always wants what she can't have. Kourtney shot that down at the time, but now? And now, of course, Scott Disick is dating Sofia Richie . Very publicly. Like, they might even be a serious, committed relationship — unlike the other 19-year-old hotties whom Scott has left in his wake. (We'll see) Kourtney is apparently fine with Scott dating Sofia , because it's a sign that Scott is moving on. (Or maybe because Sofia is a stabilizing influence, though that shouldn't be a girlfriend's job — least of all the job of a teenager) But even though Kourtney might say that she's fine with it, we're reminded of what Kris Jenner says. Especially when we watch this video. Kourtney has to know that Scott isn't over her, and that he'll see that video. If Kourtney always wants what she can't have, will Scott — with his new girlfriend and his newfound stability — suddenly become irresistible to her again? Is that why she's flaunting what she's got? But there's a simpler explanation. Kourtney loves the beach. She even went to the beach when she visited Egypt, which is not what most people think of doing when they're visiting the site that contains the remains of one of the greatest civilizations that the world has ever seen. Kourtney is also not shy about showing off her savory peach. Maybe she's doing it just for herself and, for a brief moment, Scott Disick was the furthest thing from her mind. It's a short video, after all:
M ost people can agree that 2017 has not been an easy year. For journalists of color, the stories we are called to write and report on have been heart wrenching, tear-jerking, and downright triggering to produce. But we continue to wake up every day, fulfill our callings, and get this money because we were taught to power through anything that threatens our livelihood. Here are some of the things Ione Digital journalists do to calm themselves in the face of crisis: “ I realize that when the news cycle is brutal, it’s more important than ever to allow yourself to unplug. For me that means I sign off Twitter, leave my phone on silent, and zone out with a good book or a face mask. It also means helping others, whether it means reaching out to see how other colleagues are doing or finding a way to help with charity work.” – Jada Gomez, CASSIUS Deputy Editor “I find laughter, whether it’s via a movie or my friends or a funny joke on Twitter. Being able to laugh about something often allows me to decompress and relax. I also listen to music, which might be my biggest refuge in this crazy world. Looking for new material, new artists, or just feeling nostalgic and playing something old allows me to go to another place. Sometimes, I write it out. Writing about my thoughts and feelings helps me identify and acknowledge a lot of things about myself. Even if it’s for me to see and no one else, seeing how I feel on a page or on a screen can sometimes show me a different perspective.” – Cory Townes, CASSIUS Associate Entertainment Editor “ I give myself permission to tap out. I turn on my favorite ‘reality’ TV shows and zone out to decompress my mind. Red wine helps, too. Lots of wine.” – Keyaira Kelly, Hello Beautiful Staff Writer & Producer “ I cry sometimes. No apologies. I remind myself that if reporting/witnessing death and destruction doesn’t occasionally move me to tears, particularly as a parent whose babes have to thrive in this world, something’s wrong with me . I preach to the choir: I only check for my most woke crew when I need to vent about the crazy and feel affirmed that my point of view is actually what’s sane. Whether on social or in real life, when it gets thick, I only seek the bona fide, unwavering wise ones. I puff, puff, pass. I mean, if it was legal. When in serious need of less stress, I might throw on a robe, relax, indulge, eat Munchos and talk shit while not watching the Kardashians or Antique Road Show . Might , you judgmental freaks.” – Kierna Mayo, Senior Vice President of Content and Brands “ I choose what I consume. I haven’t watched [footage of] the LV shooting and I probably won’t. I have the power of what I watch and I don’t have to watch violent acts towards people. I also do this so these things aren’t normalized in my mind. I call someone I love. Sometimes these acts can make you feel helpless. However, there are people that I love and who love me and no time is a better time to let someone know how you feel about them than now. Also: d eep breathing. It really is powerful and calming and a stress reliever. Try it!” – Danielle James, Hello Beautiful Style & Beauty Editor “ I’ve gotten back into therapy, which has been very helpful. I also take time away from social media and prioritize spending time with my loved ones in ways that I haven’t in recent years. In the past, I’ve been more inclined to ‘drink it away,’ but I’ve actually been indulging in alcohol less and turning to the ‘mighty herb’ instead (legally, of course). It does wonders for my anxiety and helps me sleep, which doesn’t come easy these days.” – Jamilah Lemieux, Vice President of News and Men’s Programming “ I pray. It sounds cliche, but it’s gotten me through during some of the most difficult times of my life. There’s a sense of calm and serenity it brings, which definitely helps me get through. I also talk to Nana. My 93-year-old grandmother has seen it all; it’s an added blessing that at her age she’s still sharp as a tack, lives on her own, is pretty self-sufficient and is in great health. Whenever I feel like all is hopeless, she always knows how to put things in perspective as she’s powered through the toughest of times from war, segregation, and political turmoil to extreme poverty and death. I also watch ratchet TV. Sometimes a bit of escapism is all you need to get through. When I’m feeling overwhelmed with day to day stress and the current the state of affairs a little Love and Hip Hop or WAGS messiness always gives me a much needed laugh.” – Marielle Bobo, Executive Director of Style & Special Projects “ I try as hard as possible to zone out. I’ll say a prayer, listen to Solange or Lauryn Hill, and just vibe out. Watching pointless reality TV also helps. I refuse to watch the news after six, I like to wind down as calm as possible.” – James Love, Associate Editor of Style & Culture “Some work weeks are crazier than others, but I try to carve out time for exercise no matter what. Meditation and stretches in the mornings. Yoga after work. Sometimes it’s a jog. Whatever the activity, getting lost in my body allows me to tune out the noise and tune into myself. I journal whenever I find my thoughts making a mess of themselves. Sometimes I feel overwhelmed or anxious and can’t place my finger on why. Since I’m visual, seeing my thoughts on paper helps me sort them out and find solutions. A typical morning commute is me scrolling through my timeline for headlines while packed on the 1 train, but if I need extra ‘me’ time before I shift into work mode, I’ll read a book. Books have been my number one escape since I was a child. They’re a place of solace in turbulent times, and sometimes getting lost in someone else’s story is just what I need to take the edge off. I’m very introverted by nature and don’t like bombarding others with my issues, but when all else fails, I’ll confide in someone I love, like a trusted friend or my partner.” – Stephanie Long, News & Culture Editor SEE ALSO: 4 Steps To Healthy Eating With Black Plant Foods Five Tips To Jump-Start Your Workout In 2017 [ione_media_gallery src=”https://newsone.com” id=”3053899″ overlay=”true”]
M ost people can agree that 2017 has not been an easy year. For journalists of color, the stories we are called to write and report on have been heart wrenching, tear-jerking, and downright triggering to produce. But we continue to wake up every day, fulfill our callings, and get this money because we were taught to power through anything that threatens our livelihood. Here are some of the things Ione Digital journalists do to calm themselves in the face of crisis: “ I realize that when the news cycle is brutal, it’s more important than ever to allow yourself to unplug. For me that means I sign off Twitter, leave my phone on silent, and zone out with a good book or a face mask. It also means helping others, whether it means reaching out to see how other colleagues are doing or finding a way to help with charity work.” – Jada Gomez, CASSIUS Deputy Editor “I find laughter, whether it’s via a movie or my friends or a funny joke on Twitter. Being able to laugh about something often allows me to decompress and relax. I also listen to music, which might be my biggest refuge in this crazy world. Looking for new material, new artists, or just feeling nostalgic and playing something old allows me to go to another place. Sometimes, I write it out. Writing about my thoughts and feelings helps me identify and acknowledge a lot of things about myself. Even if it’s for me to see and no one else, seeing how I feel on a page or on a screen can sometimes show me a different perspective.” – Cory Townes, CASSIUS Associate Entertainment Editor “ I give myself permission to tap out. I turn on my favorite ‘reality’ TV shows and zone out to decompress my mind. Red wine helps, too. Lots of wine.” – Keyaira Kelly, Hello Beautiful Staff Writer & Producer “ I cry sometimes. No apologies. I remind myself that if reporting/witnessing death and destruction doesn’t occasionally move me to tears, particularly as a parent whose babes have to thrive in this world, something’s wrong with me . I preach to the choir: I only check for my most woke crew when I need to vent about the crazy and feel affirmed that my point of view is actually what’s sane. Whether on social or in real life, when it gets thick, I only seek the bona fide, unwavering wise ones. I puff, puff, pass. I mean, if it was legal. When in serious need of less stress, I might throw on a robe, relax, indulge, eat Munchos and talk shit while not watching the Kardashians or Antique Road Show . Might , you judgmental freaks.” – Kierna Mayo, Senior Vice President of Content and Brands “ I choose what I consume. I haven’t watched [footage of] the LV shooting and I probably won’t. I have the power of what I watch and I don’t have to watch violent acts towards people. I also do this so these things aren’t normalized in my mind. I call someone I love. Sometimes these acts can make you feel helpless. However, there are people that I love and who love me and no time is a better time to let someone know how you feel about them than now. Also: d eep breathing. It really is powerful and calming and a stress reliever. Try it!” – Danielle James, Hello Beautiful Style & Beauty Editor “ I’ve gotten back into therapy, which has been very helpful. I also take time away from social media and prioritize spending time with my loved ones in ways that I haven’t in recent years. In the past, I’ve been more inclined to ‘drink it away,’ but I’ve actually been indulging in alcohol less and turning to the ‘mighty herb’ instead (legally, of course). It does wonders for my anxiety and helps me sleep, which doesn’t come easy these days.” – Jamilah Lemieux, Vice President of News and Men’s Programming “ I pray. It sounds cliche, but it’s gotten me through during some of the most difficult times of my life. There’s a sense of calm and serenity it brings, which definitely helps me get through. I also talk to Nana. My 93-year-old grandmother has seen it all; it’s an added blessing that at her age she’s still sharp as a tack, lives on her own, is pretty self-sufficient and is in great health. Whenever I feel like all is hopeless, she always knows how to put things in perspective as she’s powered through the toughest of times from war, segregation, and political turmoil to extreme poverty and death. I also watch ratchet TV. Sometimes a bit of escapism is all you need to get through. When I’m feeling overwhelmed with day to day stress and the current the state of affairs a little Love and Hip Hop or WAGS messiness always gives me a much needed laugh.” – Marielle Bobo, Executive Director of Style & Special Projects “ I try as hard as possible to zone out. I’ll say a prayer, listen to Solange or Lauryn Hill, and just vibe out. Watching pointless reality TV also helps. I refuse to watch the news after six, I like to wind down as calm as possible.” – James Love, Associate Editor of Style & Culture “Some work weeks are crazier than others, but I try to carve out time for exercise no matter what. Meditation and stretches in the mornings. Yoga after work. Sometimes it’s a jog. Whatever the activity, getting lost in my body allows me to tune out the noise and tune into myself. I journal whenever I find my thoughts making a mess of themselves. Sometimes I feel overwhelmed or anxious and can’t place my finger on why. Since I’m visual, seeing my thoughts on paper helps me sort them out and find solutions. A typical morning commute is me scrolling through my timeline for headlines while packed on the 1 train, but if I need extra ‘me’ time before I shift into work mode, I’ll read a book. Books have been my number one escape since I was a child. They’re a place of solace in turbulent times, and sometimes getting lost in someone else’s story is just what I need to take the edge off. I’m very introverted by nature and don’t like bombarding others with my issues, but when all else fails, I’ll confide in someone I love, like a trusted friend or my partner.” – Stephanie Long, News & Culture Editor SEE ALSO: 4 Steps To Healthy Eating With Black Plant Foods Five Tips To Jump-Start Your Workout In 2017 [ione_media_gallery src=”https://newsone.com” id=”3053899″ overlay=”true”]
Christina El Moussa has sat down for an interview in which she can neither flip nor flop when it comes to providing important answers. First, In Touch Weekly asked the HGTV star whether she could ever see herself walking down an aisle and exchanging vows again. The home-flipping guru split from husband Tarek El Moussa in the spring of 2016 and has since gone on to date a trio of fortunate fellas: Her former contractor, Gary Anderson. NHL player Nate Thompson. And current beau Doug Spedding , a man she has known for over a decade. This latest romance appears to be fairly serious, which prompted the aforementioned tabloid to pose the question: Will she get married for a second time? “I love being married, but it’s not something I want to think about right now,” El Moussa responded simply. Okay. Fair enough. She and Tarek haven’t even been divorced for a year; it makes sense that she can’t even wrap her mind yet around a second marriage. But what about having a third child? The reality star is the mother to a young son named Brayden and a toddler daughter named Taylor and is clearly quite smitten with her kids. She often poses alongside these small people on Instagram, while she and Tarek have constantly said that co-parenting in a healthy environment is their top priority in life. “I have two amazing kids,” Christina told In Touch, yet she then made it clear that this doesn’t mean she’s in the market for any more. “I’m done,” El Moussa added of having children. While Christina and Tarek are no longer a couple, the two have no intentions of stopping their roles as business partners. They’ve actually expanded their quasi empire and will soon work behind the scenes as producers on upcoming HGTV programs. “Working with Tarek comes easy for both of us,” she says, adding: “We have worked together for 12 years and we will continue to work and co-parent together. We have a lot of fun (both on and off camera) flipping houses.” HGTV has cleared Tarek and Christina to continue filming Flop or Flop through the end of 2017 at least. Moreover, the network has given the green light to multiple new versions of the franchise in different cites around the country. Tarek and Christina won’t be involved in these spinoffs, but they will be involved in each other’s lives for a very long time to come. What choice do they have when they have two small kids? “We told Taylor, ‘Mommy and daddy are going to be better parents for you and your brother apart. But we will always be here for you and your brother,'” Christina says of how she broke the divorce news to her daughter, concluding: “And we have made sure to always stay positive in front of the kids.” Amen. View Slideshow: HGTV Shows: RANKED!
January Jones posted up a pic of her nipple on social media – it’s in a sheer sweater and that’s the style, so free the nipple, protest the oppression against nipples your own way, and benefit from the press putting your nipple on the internet gets.. It’s a know your worth, this bitch is nothing but a whore who was packaged as an actress and landed an acting job, so showing nipples is just part of her strategy, even at 39, she knows the tits are what people care about and I guess finding out who the baby daddy executive who was probably married was who knocked her up….I mean not that I care about that, I know LA sugar babies and their need to get pregnant before 40 when they are still hot enough in their mind and clearly January thinks she’s still hot enough – putting them titties up on her social media… Weird times….but good thing tits are the only reason I know or care…because I hate the celebs, but I don’t mind their tits. The post January Jones Nipple for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
