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Minka Kelly slutted out for Esquire a few months ago when they named her the hottest bitch of the year , she slutted out for Derek Jeter a few years ago when she said “I don’t mind that you have herpes, I have a strain of my own” back when she thought dating him would increase her appeal substantially, you know cuz he’s been attached to pretty much every vagina in hollywood with his penis,….and/or tongue….and I guess it’s just engrained in her genetics and morals from her upbringing cuz apparently her mother was a traveling stripper…town to town getting naked for random me…and luckily for Minka Kelly one of those men was the guitarist of Aerosmith…who apparently is her father….I mean the chances this story is legit and not one fabricated to increase her appeal from her publicists is slim to none…but it pretty much explains everything…and I’ve always loved the unwanted kid of a stripper and some high profile dude who wants nothing to do with them, cuz he doesn’t want the mistake to interfere with his real family, so he just cuts a monthly check, it makes for a great breeding ground for daddy issue sluts… I think she’s overrated – but this has nothing to do with me…. Check Out the Article if You Care – They Probably Have More Pics of Her Go

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Minka Kelly Sluts Out for GQ of the Day