So H&M did a parody of Miranda Kerr’s fake titty campaign for Reebok: With their own version of the model changing…only much less naked, and much more culturally relevant because she takes selfies, where as Reebok only used her for the whore that she is… All this to say, people are very excited about her breast implants, doing all kinds of before and after pics, without realizing all the Victoria’s Secret models have implants… But more importantly, that Miranda Kerr fucked Beiber, I broke the story, but no one noticed, that’s why her marriage and contract with VS ended… But apparently, she still gets work. Fun
Turns out I may have been a little premature in calling Irina Shayk ‘s Agent Provocateur video the best commercial ever last week. Because it looks like it’s got some serious competition for that title now thanks to this ad Miranda Kerr just did for Reebok. Remind me again why Victoria’s Secret fired this chick? Oh right, because they’re nuts. Anyway, go ahead and watch the commercial below and enjoy. Then feel free to rinse and repeat as many times as needed. » view all 12 photos
I don’t really understand why the Florida police are releasing CCTV footage of Jusin Bieber peeing, it seems a little inappropriate, or almost comedic, like some kind of comedy skit. I mean shouldn’t the Miami police be working on finding random meth vendors, or homeless zombies on bathsalts, or even the next Trayvon, or cuban refugees who swam over. The fact that any resources or time went into putting this out there, would make me question the legitimacy of the police department. It is some tabloid shit, that I can’t imagine generates any income for them, other than remind the world that cops are a bunch of assholes with their own agenda who exploit the everyday man, or the Bieber… I am not saying that because I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee, even though I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee…I am saying this because the fact this is online, reminds me that society as a whole is doomed. All this to say, I bet Miranda Kerr is masturbating to this video…she like little bad boys and their big dick senough to get fired from her job…true story. Which is Okay, since I am masturbating to her stripping for Reebok
My favorite thing about Miranda Kerr isn’t that she was a wide faced bikini model…but rather that she had sex with Justin Bieber and got fired for it over a year ago…ending her marriage and her career with Victoria’s Secret…that some serious sacrifice to make to get some Bieber dick, which I’ve heard from porn stars I know is a huge penis but still attached to a vile dude who looks 8… I guess what I am saying is that, this bitch is a sexual deviant, and you may see pink shoes in a slutty pose…while all I see is a misappropriated porn chick…since the model thing pays more.. Good times. Here some Drunk Bieber video footage TMZ released today as a tribute to Miranda Kerr getting fucked by him…. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames.
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are featured on the cover of The Sunday Mirror’s latest issue of Notebook, posing as “style icons with killer curves.” But there’s just one problem: Where are these killer curves?!? The siblings and the publication has come under fire across the Web for what appears to be a ridiculous example of Photoshopping. As Great Britain’s Daily Star says, the trio looks to have been “hacked, chopped, and re-sculpted,” with Khloe suffering as “primary victim of the overzealous retoucher,” having been given an elongated neck and “unnaturally long legs.” Kardashians Cover Notebook: Where Are the Curves? The reality stars, of course, are no strangers to Photoshop controversy. Last month, Kim was accused of digitally altering a picture of her butt, shooting down the accusation and later saying how much those rumors suck . What do you think in this case? Should the magazine have laid off the editing? And how does this Photoshop compare to the following past extreme examples? 9 Really Terrible Examples of Photoshop Open Slideshow 1. Nicki Minaj and Kobe Bryant ESPN Magazine Cover Nicki Minaj is not happy about this ESPN the Magazine cover. She has called it out for too much “retouching.” View As List 1. Nicki Minaj and Kobe Bryant ESPN Magazine Cover Nicki Minaj is not happy about this ESPN the Magazine cover. She has called it out for too much “retouching.” 2. Lena Dunham in Vogue This GIF points out all the spots where Vogue edited a Lena Dunham photo. Interesting to analyze, huh? 3. Jennifer Lawrence Photoshop GIF Jennifer Lawrence is beauty as it. Why change her, people? WHY?!? 4. Miranda Kerr: Where Did Her Hips Go? Check out Miranda Kerr in these side-by-side images. Notice anything different?!? 5. Ashley Greene: Fakest Photo Ever! We somehow aren’t buying this Ashley Greene photo. She doesn’t appear to really be sitting in front of that house. 6. Rihanna Glamour Magazine Cover We think this is a photo of Rihanna. But it could be Michael Jackson. Come on, Photoshop! 7. The Heat Poster This is not what Melissa McCarthy looks like, let’s be honest. These UK posters for The Heat came under a lot of fire. 8. Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Poster Ashley Benson called out her own show for this poster. The Pretty Little Liars look totally fake in it. 9. Photoshop Use Highlighted in Dramatic Viral Video How does Photoshop transform its subject(s)? This dramatic video will open your eyes. It’s crazy!
I don’t usually buy magazines, ever since the Internet pretty much made them obsolete, but looks like I might have to make an exception for the new issue of W Magazine . Because for some “artsy” reason, they managed to get a whole bunch of hotties to pose in bed and/or topless, including Rosie Huntington-Whiteley , Vanessa Hudgens , Rita Ora , Ciara , Miranda Kerr , and Lara Stone . Meanwhile, I’ve been trying to do the same thing for years, and it hasn’t worked once. Clearly I just need to start my own magazine. I’ve already got all those coupons for the Sears Portrait Studio too.
Seeing models, like Adriana Lima, who were hot young babes a decade ago…but way past their prime, yet still hanging o because they still get work…even when there are way younger models willing to be way more exciting than this…but they just don’t have the brand name behind them…reminds me of watching moms lactating in the coffee shop… The glory days are over…the industry needs to realize…and here are the pics…
Miranda Kerr realizes that when no one gives you work because you had sex with Bieber and kinda blacklisted yourself, tainted your image, made companies think you’re an unprofessional, unstable nightmare… You gotta get in front of the mirror, tell the haters to keep hating while telling yourself you got it all figured out and the best way to do that is in the form of a selfie…that you make less obvious by incorporating props like a stuffed animal..even if it’s clearly an excuse to stay relevant through bras… Good times.
It is hard for me to support an evil brand like Victoria’s Secret and their advertising campaigns that are lazy and uninteresting when the women are better in pictures even if the women they chose are substantial women…at least for the most part…because I know they peddle garbage product to the retard masses and white wash it with boring catalog pics of models willing to pretty much fuck on camera for fashion – but rather keep it PG for the Christian fellowship that floods the mall stores to buy their made in Bangledesh by a 10 year old bra and panty sets…especially this time of year because it’s an easy present for a brain washed society….but I’ll still post it because one man can’t protest so many tall hot half naked bitches…no one will notice….
Miley Cyrus posted this video a couple of hours ago. I assume it’s some sort of Miley Cyrus christmas special footage because nothing says Christmas like videos that remind me of the worst sext ever because this girl is supposed to be anti-bra yet is wearing a bra – making me think she’s either full of shit…and a walking lie or contradiction before remembering she’s some hollywood starlet who came up in hollywood…of course she’s full of shit but at least she delivers some level of slutty behavior to keep me interested…. Here’s a shower pic… Here is her vagina lip – just cuz
