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Miranda Kerr in Self Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr is doing some photoshoot for self magazine, where she’s showing off how she stays in good enough shape to cheat on her homosexual husband with barely legal popstars who will always been annoying youtube brats to me…no matter how many 100s of millions they make…or how big his penis is rumored to be…or how goood in bed he is…like some kind of Brazilian hooker…. Any girl banging his hairless…child body…who isn’t his age or younger or a Brazilian hooker…especially when that girl is pushing 30…and a mom…is fucked up…. You see I don’t think Bieber shouldn’t be banging models, girls are drawn to celebrity and even the guy who stars in the local furniture clearance commercial gets laid…Bieber should be in every pussy…but that doesn’t mean I can’t judge the girls who could fuck anyone they want when cheating on their Boyfriends, because they have just as much access as Bieber to man pussy….and the fact this went down is just fucking weird sexual dysfunction…like when you find out your lawyer bangs trannies…pre-implants..it’s like there are so many options you chose this one cuz you’re a fucking weirdo… All this to say…at least she’s a weirdo who looks good…half naked….I just can’t help but wonder if Bieber stuck it in in this pose…

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Miranda Kerr in Self Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr in Self Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr is doing some photoshoot for self magazine, where she’s showing off how she stays in good enough shape to cheat on her homosexual husband with barely legal popstars who will always been annoying youtube brats to me…no matter how many 100s of millions they make…or how big his penis is rumored to be…or how goood in bed he is…like some kind of Brazilian hooker…. Any girl banging his hairless…child body…who isn’t his age or younger or a Brazilian hooker…especially when that girl is pushing 30…and a mom…is fucked up…. You see I don’t think Bieber shouldn’t be banging models, girls are drawn to celebrity and even the guy who stars in the local furniture clearance commercial gets laid…Bieber should be in every pussy…but that doesn’t mean I can’t judge the girls who could fuck anyone they want when cheating on their Boyfriends, because they have just as much access as Bieber to man pussy….and the fact this went down is just fucking weird sexual dysfunction…like when you find out your lawyer bangs trannies…pre-implants..it’s like there are so many options you chose this one cuz you’re a fucking weirdo… All this to say…at least she’s a weirdo who looks good…half naked….I just can’t help but wonder if Bieber stuck it in in this pose…

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Miranda Kerr-Orlando Bloom Split: All Because of Bieber Fever?!

Miranda Kerr’s split from Orlando Bloom took a lot of fans by surprise, and a new report suggests her infatuation with Justin Bieber was a big part of it. Seriously. The Daily Mail (UK) directly makes this assertion . The supermodel’s friendship with the oft-shirtless pop star dates back more than a year now, and the actor reportedly didn’t like this. Says an insider: “Orlando heard that there had been some ­flirting ­going on and he wasn’t exactly thrilled about it … Miranda always claimed she was a fan of Justin’s music.” And then there’s this hilarious gem, regarding son Finn: “She has taught her son how to say ‘Bieber Fever’ but it is supposed to have caused an issue.” Hearsay aside, there’s no disputing that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are over, and that she and Justin cozied up at a 2012 Victoria’s Secret show. Afterwards, it is believed that the pair partied ­together at a nearby hotel into the early hours with other models from the annual sexy catwalk show. Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Split There’s also no denying that Justin Bieber was only 18, and was on a break from on-off girlfriend Selena Gomez at the time of that super encounter. All of which made for a very unlikely, buzzed -about friendship. Orlando is reported to have been jealous of her fascination with the celeb from that point on. Not everyone has a bad case of Bieber Fever, it seems. Despite their rift, the couple are still living under the same roof in their New York home and were spotted taking two-year-old son to a family lunch. They’re keeping it amicable for him if nothing else. Yet somehow we don’t expect she watches any Justin Bieber videos on YouTube while he’s around.

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They Want That Old Thang Back: Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Spotted Together After Split

Looks like Miranda didn’t mind Orlando bragging about slobbing down co-star Condola Rashad . Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Spotted Together Hey, if they can work it out for their child…that’s great. According to E!: Well, it appears Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr’s split is very amicable. The newly separated couple reunited and was seen for the first time in public on Saturday, Oct. 26 in New York City with their 2 1/2-year-old son, Flynn. The trio was spotted taking a stroll in Central Park on the nice fall day and were all smiles for their casual outing. Bloom and Kerr even walked arm in arm, while the 30-year-old supermodel carried their adorable boy. Before departing for his Romeo and Juliet performance, Bloom gave Flynn and Miranda goodbye kisses. On Friday, Oct. 25, the pair entered the same apartment building, minutes apart. Earlier on Friday, TMZ caught up with Bloom and when asked if he and Kerr are still friends, the Three Musketeers star said, “we’re family, not friends. We’re family.” Reps for Bloom and Kerr confirmed exclusively to E! News that they had separated after three years of marriage on Thursday, Oct. 24. “After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation,” the British actor’s rep told E! News. “Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.” If they do get back together, Orlando needs to stay away from the swirl. Who wants to hear their man bragging about kissing another woman? Check out the pics below. AKM-GSI Continue reading

They Want That Old Thang Back: Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Spotted Together After Split

Looks like Miranda didn’t mind Orlando bragging about slobbing down co-star Condola Rashad . Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Spotted Together Hey, if they can work it out for their child…that’s great. According to E!: Well, it appears Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr’s split is very amicable. The newly separated couple reunited and was seen for the first time in public on Saturday, Oct. 26 in New York City with their 2 1/2-year-old son, Flynn. The trio was spotted taking a stroll in Central Park on the nice fall day and were all smiles for their casual outing. Bloom and Kerr even walked arm in arm, while the 30-year-old supermodel carried their adorable boy. Before departing for his Romeo and Juliet performance, Bloom gave Flynn and Miranda goodbye kisses. On Friday, Oct. 25, the pair entered the same apartment building, minutes apart. Earlier on Friday, TMZ caught up with Bloom and when asked if he and Kerr are still friends, the Three Musketeers star said, “we’re family, not friends. We’re family.” Reps for Bloom and Kerr confirmed exclusively to E! News that they had separated after three years of marriage on Thursday, Oct. 24. “After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation,” the British actor’s rep told E! News. “Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.” If they do get back together, Orlando needs to stay away from the swirl. Who wants to hear their man bragging about kissing another woman? Check out the pics below. AKM-GSI Continue reading

Miranda Kerr Has Some Competition

Before you ask, no, Simone Kerr isn’t related to Miranda Kerr . At least not as far as I can tell. She’s just another Aussie model with the same last name, and a similarly hot bikini body. And since Miranda’s already taken, despite my best efforts, I figure it’s time to turn my attention to someone who could actually use the Tuna Bump. All Simone needs to do is send me a few nudie pictures and we’ll make her more famous than Miranda in no time. OK, probably not, but shh, don’t ruin this for me.

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Miranda Kerr Has Some Competition

Miranda Kerr Has Some Competition

Before you ask, no, Simone Kerr isn’t related to Miranda Kerr . At least not as far as I can tell. She’s just another Aussie model with the same last name, and a similarly hot bikini body. And since Miranda’s already taken, despite my best efforts, I figure it’s time to turn my attention to someone who could actually use the Tuna Bump. All Simone needs to do is send me a few nudie pictures and we’ll make her more famous than Miranda in no time. OK, probably not, but shh, don’t ruin this for me.

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Candice Swanepoel to Wear $10 MILLION Bra at Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Last year, Alessandra Ambrosio wore a $2.5 million bra during the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. But inflation is apparently running wild in the sexy fashion world, as Candice Swanepoel has been selected to done this year’s Fantasy Bra, one that has been dubbed the “Royal Fantasy Bra” and one that will be worth $10 million. No, that isn’t a typo. Get a look at the expensive piece of lingerie below: $10 Million Bra to Be Worn at Lingerie Show The item will be created by Created by Mouawad and features 4,200 precious gems, including rubies, diamonds and yellow sapphires. It will be set in 18 carat gold with a 52-carat ruby at the center. It will also mark the first time Swanepoel will don the unique bra, which is presented at the final runway show each year. Past models to have the honor include Claudia Schiffer, Tyra Banks, Heidi Klum , Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima. We haven’t been this excited to see someone in her underwear since every David Beckham ad ever.

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Miranda Kerr’s Got Good Style of the Day

I wonder if Miranda Kerr got all this new found titty confidence when she was fucking Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last year, and dude was like “shit this is way better than how Usher Breast Feeds Me”…. Or maybe this is the dress you wear when your titties aren’t wanted anymore after getting fired for fucking Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret show last year… You know to make you feel wanted or at least to get people talking…and it works for me…

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Miranda Kerr Supporting her “Husband” of the Day

The story is that Miranda Kerr is supporting her Husband, Orlando Bloom’s Broadway Debut, like she actually cares about Orlando Bloom, and their marriage, because apparently, at least according to a few insiders I know, she’s a total cunt, and she fucks all kinds of dudes, and the whole marriage was a stepping stone and a marketing play for the Victoria’s Secret people, until she got cocky with getting the cock…from some very high profile tweens, so they had to fire her…but it’s all rumorrs right, rumours I totally believe…a hell of a lot more than her going to actually support her man…who I hear she never even sees… Don’t believe the lies the media is feeding you, believe the guy who calls himself DrunkenStepfather…. TO SEE PICS OF THIS HOOKER CLICK HERE

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