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Cheryl Burke Bikini Pictures

Here’s Dancing With The Stars Hottie Cheryl Burke hanging out in her bikini in Miami the other day showing off the goods. I’m enjoying this. I guess I don’t have any reason not to enjoy this, she’s hot, somewhat of a celebrity and she’s wearing a bikini, that’s good enough for me. I suppose I would enjoy it more if I were lying next to her holding hands and talking about our future together, but for now I’ll just stare at her boobs. Call Me. more pictures of Cheryl Burke here

Miranda Kerr’s Boring Fucking Runway Show of the Day

I get that a bitch needs to make a living. I also get that a bitch doesn’t want to only be known as the bitch who gets half naked. I get that she may feel objectified being a body in a bikini or panties and feels the need to legitimize herself as a body who also wears clothes. It’s like pornstars who also strip who don’t want people to think they only fuck for money, they also have the art of striptease, you know where they usually started out before going labia out and who just didn’t give it all up for free…but what these idiots don’t understand is that we don’t care what you used to do, or that there was a time when you were just a regular model or a regular stripper, we care about you strictly because we jerk off to you, so doing this is just like a spit in all of our faces. Pics via Bauer

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Miranda Kerr Because She Is Hot

I don’t have much to say about these pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr walking the streets in her sexy mesh skirt like she’s one of the hottest women in the world and doesn’t give a shit who knows it. Other than maybe I love her and want to make sweet hump to her until the sun comes up and the cows come home and the fat lady sings and all those lame cliches. I know I’m rambling, but you get the idea. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Gets Done Up to Do Chores of the Day

Nothing says obnoxious ego like this bitch who was once just a simple teenage girl shopping in a mall before being discovered like a bitch who let her American fame and fortune get to her fucking head, so that when she is at home in Australia she has to annoy everyone around her by acting all fucking important, when no one at home really gives a fuck cuz you’re still that awkward bitch who worked at the videostore or some shit, but now who can’t even get out of the fuckin house without getting her hair and make-up done, so that she can show off her poses she’s practived for the paparazzi she’s hired to really drive the point home. I’d still love to cum on her face and give her something to smile about…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Miranda Kerr Posing in Some Boring Clothes of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a bikini and lingerie model, but for some reason these pictures of her wearing the least revealing outfit I have ever seen a woman in hit the internet. Maybe she’s like pornstars who fuck for a living so they don’t like fucking in their spare time, or maybe she’s like a girl who works at a coffee shop and just can’t stomach the smell of coffee, or maybe she’s like a gyno who is a gay, or maybe in the gyno’s case a gyno who still eats pussy because I am sure they see some vile shit, and really what it comes down to is that I feel seriously ripped the fuck off, something I sure as hell happened to her dress after these pictures were taken….cuz hiding that body that is all she has going for her is a fucking crime. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Employee at an Investment Firm Likes Miranda Kerr in GQ of the Day

This is a funny video of some boring interview on the news made good by the employee in the backgound checking out pictures of Miranda Kerr from her GQ shoot, while some other employee was doing an on-air interview, proving that people who work in offices hate their fucking lives look at pictures of half naked chicks as often as they can to distract them from the hell that they are living instead of actually doin’ the boring fucking work they are paid to do…

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Miranda Kerr Livin’ the Good Life of the Day

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SPOTTED @ SUNDANCE: Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes swapped her well-loved beanie for a chicer look as she heads to a photocall at the Sundance Film Festival. We like this look better.

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Doutzen Kroes Is Sexy & Sporty For Victoria’s Secret

As if Miranda Kerr hitting the beach in her bikini and fellow model Alessandra Ambrosio doing the same for Victoria’s Secret wasn’t enough, here’s Doutzen Kroes posing in a black spandex and a sports bra. The Dutch model is in St. Barts shooting a spread for legendary lingerie company

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I Want That Job…

I’d even sell my recently adopted Haitian baby for it. Too soon?

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