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Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day

Candice Swanepoel bores me… I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s Secret campaigns and without Victoria’s Secret she’s nothing…. Because unlike all the other old, washed up, Victoria’s Secret girls, who are still hot, this one has nothing really exciting going on for her, and hasn’t done anything that exciting… The only press or scandal she’s ever had was getitng engaged to her long time boyfriend…fuck off… So now she’s pushing these lingerie pics out there…in a “Look at Me, I’m here”….but she’s gotta do the Miranda Kerr and marry into hollywood then fuck bieber, or the shit the other girls are doing like hanging out with Taylor Swift, or even do the Heidi Klum and throw a quirky Halloween party so people know you’re weird…and not just because you fuck, marry, reproduce with a massive black man with a voice of an angel… What I’m saying is that even with THESE VINTAGE NUDES and her RECENT ONES FOR LUI …she’s dull…as fuck… So here are some safe, hot body, boring, pics of her body…. The post Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Demonstrates Another Billionaire Trap of the Day

If you demonstrate flexibility in your everyday life, the billionaire will factor that into your net worth, because every billionaire thinks “the more flexible the better”…or “just imagine what she can do to my dick”…and “do you think she can give me a blow job in that position”….and “of course she can, she is Australian, they are loose and she was married to a homosexual for 5 years when launching her career and increasing her stock price, she knows all the blowjob tricks from watching cabana boys and rent boys do it to him”… Well maybe not that last part… But what I do know is that billionaires like to buy Victoria’s Secret models, hundred millionaires like to buy Sports Illustrated models, and millionaires like instagram models where their worth reflects the “model” they gets following….and soccer players like Glamour models….and Kanye West like livestock… That’s all I have to say about that… The post Miranda Kerr Demonstrates Another Billionaire Trap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Legs of the Day

Miranda Kerr decided to post step 1 in the secret to getting billionaire cock… Step 2 is a little more complicate, it involves spreading those legs… Step 3 is hoping the cum sticks….to make another baby… It’s pretty basic… I always found her an overrated model, totally uninteresting on all levels, with a weird round face and trashy attitude, but Victoria’s Secret and Orlando Bloom collaborated and made her…and now we’re stuck with her, but barely….as her relevance slowly fades and her ability to lure billionaires into her uneventful, possibly talented, which would explain why she’s even being talked about, cunt…as Australian girls, for the most part, are a lot of fun…even when they are the worst… The post Miranda Kerr’s Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Ass-umes The Best Position Ever!

I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today:  Miranda Kerr , Rosie Huntington-Whiteley , Lily Donaldson , Candice Swanepoel , Kate Upton , and Anja Rubik … And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine ‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know. Continue reading

Miranda Kerr and the Snapchat Dude of the Day

Miranda Kerr is one of those models who dates “billionaires” not “millionaires”…because I guess she’s attracted to their good looks, social skills, and personality…you know…not their money…it’s just an absolute coincidence that her last two or three lovers have been billionaires… That’s not to say that the Snapchat dude, who I think is 24 years old, isn’t a brilliant mind who created an app for people to sext, that on top of all the nudes he’s seen, and saved on his servers when they “dissolve into space”, has also become a billionaire a few times over…that’s not to say he’s not cool, or fun to be around, or manipulative, evil and gets what he wants…I mean he’s a fucking billionaire….his last girlfriend got the Snapchat logo tattooed on her, clearly he’s a winner… That is to say that Miranda Kerr is a hooker. It’s the oldest profession. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr and the Snapchat Dude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Andreja Pejic is the Trans Model of the Day

So Andreja Pejic was a male model named Andrej Pejic….who I guess got booked for being androgynous….before realizing that this trans thing is pretty popular and fashion and the mainstream fucking love it, so that he could jump on the trans thing…and become Andreja Pejic like he was Bruce Jenner, but more subtle in his rebranding…and I guess it’s not all that shocking, male modeling is a pretty gay activity, the fashion industry is a pretty gay industry, the models getting booked, are likely doing the casting couch hustle Disney is doing with their teens, same thing but different fetish.. So taking this route is fine, especially since Andreja Pejic is committed to the cause and had the “reassignment” surgery….so that she can really get straight men, which I guess means got the chop…so that it’s not gay for you to jerk off to these pics of her in DAZED magazines, she’s got a vagina, that was once a penis, just last year….but really all penises started out as vaginas, and all vaginas are therefore penises…even if it happened in the womb… She looks good to me, I guess I don’t need a uterus to appreciate beauty…I mean I’ve fucked so many hysterectomy from HPV bitches in my day who were more many than this once man…. Don’t get me wrong, I find trans weird, I don’t get it and think it’s a fucking with natured, possibly a mental disorder thing, but with science…you can reassign your gender so whatever, a lot of these dudes are just better at being girls than girls cuz they want it bad… Not to mention, trans is the most popular porn category….straight dudes love trans…and they rationalize it as 4 tits one dick…but it’s still a fucking trans…and that’s more gay than jerking off to this once man…becaus it’s no dick…just scars from where the dick was….or some shit…. Well…this has been an interesting journey… The post Andreja Pejic is the Trans Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Clermont Twins for Terry Richardson of the Day

I have never heard of the The Clermont Twins but they seem interesting, but I am only saying that because they are grabbing each others naked bodies, something all twins should do, because it is just masturbation… I figure if you’re twins, even if you’re decent looking, but willing to get naked – you’re gonna win… I’m not sure what you’re going to win, what the win is, or what the point of all this is….so but Terry shot them, so they’re in the big enough times…even though they look like they some kind of Ethnically Ambiguous Nicki Minaj tranny…. The post The Clermont Twins for Terry Richardson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes, Ex Victoria’s Secret Model, DJ WHore Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being old, but she wasn’t fired from being the wife of a DJ making me assume she likes to rave like a crackhead on drugs…I know how DJ Whores work…and the mother of two kids she probably has raised by nannies…while rocking an insane fit body, because I guess she’s dealing with rejection while sitting on her millions of dollars…that she made for being half naked…and that her husband made playing other people’s music…scammers.. That said, she’s better than Miranda Kerr on her hooker mission, dating billionaire after billionaire, until locking down the founder of Snapchat… And here she is in a bikini TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Doutzen Kroes, Ex Victoria’s Secret Model, DJ WHore Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Gym Face of the Day

Kaley Cuoco went to yoga…and it looks like it’s paying off, just not for her face….but who needs a face when you have a 100,000,000 dollar contract for the worst fucking show in the history of TV shows…but that is insanely popular because it is Friend’s with nerds and nerds are relevant now, they land all the pussy.. Even Miranda Kerr, notorious hooker who loves billionaires…is fucking the kid who started Snapchat…he’s he Bieber of tech…and she already fucked Bieber…so whatever… This is about Kaley Cuoco and her flat stomach..that understands the importance of owning your nude pics.. The post Kaley Cuoco’s Gym Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day

I knew Vanessa Hudgens mattered the second I got a lawyers letter after posting a nude selfie that they claimed was taken when she was 17, before nude selfies were that common, back when you had to negotiate hard with girls you were in long distance relationships to get before sending to your friends to show off what you fuck, even if she’s got a huge bush…. You know, when they still mattered, when they still counted for something, when they weren’t being done by every celebrity A- Z lister…and girl you know…or even walk by on the street… Every girl has nudes…But not every girl has the confidence to leak nudes with bush….back when bush wasn’t trendy or fashionable… What I am trying to say is that I’ve always believed in her….she’s the magical, ethnically ambiguous, Disney trained, slutty enough angel sent from heaven… And she’s finally looking hot…which I guess is all that matters in this superficial world we live in… So here she is looking hot..which reminds us that despite what Amy Schumer and all the other fat slob comedians, actoors, models, who are talking to fat women, because they are easy to talk to, it’s not like they are out on dates, and they are vulnerable and looking for relatable people in the media, so they talk to them, in order to get richer, are saying… Skinny is a better look… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER LOOKING FIT AND HOT CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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