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Mischa Barton in Leather Shorts in Paris of the Day

Here are a couple of drugged out lookin’ pussy at some event thinkin’ they are fashionable and awesome, when really they look haggard and disgusting….because Mischa Barton is a disaster, but she managed to squeeze her fat, sloppy legs into a pair of leather shorts…. She’s currently in Paris, in the event you were wondering “where in the world in Mischa Barton going to die?”… She is keeping good company with Montrealer and likely heroin user Irina Lazareanu, who I’ve never had the chance to finger bang in the backseat of her parent’s car, cuz she moved to London when she was 13 and for fear my finger would fall off due to disease…cuz she met Pete Doherty at 15, and was engaged to him a couple of times in some kind of love triangle with Kate Moss, I am sure all you idiots really care about…. On a more interesting tip, I was just walking down the street to an abandoned building near a high school I like to hang out in and cry myself to sleep in cuz my life is shit, and I walked in on two 14 or 15 year old bull dykes making out, with their school uniform pants, cuz they are bull dykes and don’t do the whole “skirt” thing, and it was not very hot…and luckily, either is Mischa, otherwise my story would totally be irrelevant, and I need her nastyness in lesbian state to make it all make sense…. I guess that means she’s no longer irrelevant and that I just found her purpose she’s been looking for, and that’s as the spokesperson for ugly lesbian stories….oh and her shirt is see through too…in the event you are blind…

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Tiger Woods Mistress Shut Down in Court

Filed under: Tiger Woods , Devon James , Celebrity Justice , TMZ Sports Devon James — Tiger Woods mistress #428 — was shown no mercy by a judge this morning, who threw out her paternity case against the golfer. James claimed Tiger is the baby daddy of her 9-year-old son, and wanted the judge to force Tiger to submit to a… Read more

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Some Jerkoff Arrested in The O.C.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Orange County — the area that inspired the Mischa Barton TV series (clever celebrity tie-in) — is now the home to one of the most effed up stories we’ve come across all day … hope you’re not thirsty. We just received a press release from the O.C.… Read more

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Mischa Barton — The Eyes Have It

Filed under: Mischa Barton With a flawless blank stare, former actress Mischa Barton was recognized by photographers at an amfAR charity event in Cannes on Thursday. The 24-year-old has hit a new high. Read more

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That’s Not Exactly ‘Hands Free’ Mischa

We spotted Mischa Barton driving in circles around Beverly Hills. The sort-of actress was looking for an address, which although just being 3 miles from her home, took her 30 minutes to find. Oh and Mischa, get yourself a bluetooth because that’s not hands free.

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Mischa’s Actual Figure Is…

Mischa’s Actual Figure Is… The left one! She looks really nice! Clothes can do MAGIC! In related news, Mischa’s ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis  had a truly delightful, gentleman-like  thing to say when he saw Mischa at an event (pictured above): “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus sized models. Not! Mischa the Hefer”. Lovely. © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2010. | Permalink | No comment Tags: lol , OMG , Photoshop Related posts Taylor Swift’s Oops! Cover Is… (64) Madonna Gets a Virtual Makeover (33) Who’s This Girl? (43) This Is Funny (And Sad): Photoshop Job on Beyonce (24) The New York Times Calls Christina Hendricks ‘A Big Girl’ (101)

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Guess Mischa’s Size! Identify the Unphotoshopped Picture!

Can you spot the untouched picture? Guess Mischa’s Size! Identify the Unphotoshopped Picture! Come back tomorrow to see the answer! Note: The picture was edited by skinnyvscurvy.com for enjoyment reasons only and the above is simply meant to be a lighthearted game. © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2010. | Permalink | 24 comments No tags for this post. Related posts No related posts.

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Mischa: Don’t Hate On My Yellow Banana Pants!

Filed under: Fashion , Exclusives , Mischa Barton Mischa Barton is standing up for her Chiquita banana tinted pants, saying if you don’t like ’em, don’t look!Yesterday in L.A., the former “O.C.” star blasted everyone who dissed what she called her “Easter outfit.”Unlike Jesus, some things shouldn’t … Permalink

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Mischa Barton Smoked Out — Just a ‘Rollie’

Filed under: Mischa Barton Mischa Barton admitted what she was curiously puffing on the other day — telling us last night outside of Byron & Tracey salon in Beverly Hills, it was nothing more than “a rollie.”According the the incredibly reliable Urban Dictionary, a rollie is … Permalink

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TMZ Live — Mathew Knowles & Mischa Lights Up

Filed under: TMZ Live Harvey and Mike are answered all your questions today about Mathew Knowles maybe baby mama in court, Mischa Barton lighting up while driving and Charlie Sheen’s wife checking in to rehab. Also: Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman settle their beef and … Permalink

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