Looks like Miley will have a chance to slob Katy down again. Katy Perry Responds To Miley Cyrus’ Diss Katy seems to be taking Miley’s “we all know where your ex-boo’s tongue” comment in stride. The pop princess took to Twitter to send a kinky clap back. Just swap a lil’ spit and make up. Getty/GQ
The trailer for the new Sin City is out, and Alba is a stripper…even though she’s a mom who shouldn’t be playing strippers, she’s too fucking old for it, but maybe this is her attempt at a transformative Oscar role, or maybe it’s just another revenue stream. I don’t remember the first Sin City, but feel like this is a big deal for some of you..
The only thing good about exgirlfriends is that they are exes, because all exes fucking suck, and that you don’t have to deal with their bullshit on a daily basis, but rather only have to deal with their bullshit when they get jealous you’re fucking other girls, or when they are hurt you cheated on them, so they go on a rampage to make your life hell, by pressing charges, tricking you into knocking them up, or all the other catty shit girls do to get back at a dude for fucking them… Like this Exgirlfriend, who may not even be an Exgirlfriend, but who is definitely a crazy girl, scratching up homies car because he probably did a little more than forget to buy her flowers on her birthday… It’s videos like this that make me fear girls…not because I love my car too much to have to get it repainted, but because I don’t have a car and I wonder what the target for guys without cars is…I’m thinking cutting off dicks when sleeping… Crazy.
Jessica Alba is perpetuating the evil kill the bush movement…with her mom blogger ad campaign that is designed to speak to wive’s everywhere, because that is her audience, who should, like all girls, not be shaving their pussies, but rather have more excuse not to shave their pussies, because the cost of having their man, who is conditioned by the bald pussy thanks to porn movement, leave them is too high… It’s like half of everything I own to fuck this bald pussy, all because big corporations created an insecurity for women, a fake want for men and a billion dollar industry, killing the bush in the process thanks to laser, when bush is one of the most erotic accessories a pussy can have besides an asshole.. So I guess Alba really is evil…and perpetuating negative body image for girls everywhere, by helping women feel objectified, with unrealistic media produced demands like hair removal… But she got paid over 100k for this people, so it is totally worth it… Devil woman.
Nothing says strong, vodka soaked, fearless, Russian, communist man like seeing three Russians wrestle a giant teddy bear into a car… It’s like they don’t make pussies in Russia, all Russians are action heroes, but I guess when you throw a massive stuffed toy at them, and try to get it into their Russian engineered shit box, their ability to survive Sibera in a speedo while wrestling a bear, with only Rationed bread to eat..kinda gets sidelined.
Nothing says strong, vodka soaked, fearless, Russian, communist man like seeing three Russians wrestle a giant teddy bear into a car… It’s like they don’t make pussies in Russia, all Russians are action heroes, but I guess when you throw a massive stuffed toy at them, and try to get it into their Russian engineered shit box, their ability to survive Sibera in a speedo while wrestling a bear, with only Rationed bread to eat..kinda gets sidelined.
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