Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, and Heather Marks, got together because I guess it was a reunion from the lab their tall, blonde model asses were created in…and since the pilot project worked, their evil scientist creator, clicked on the “come back home button”….where they celebrated their collective birthdays since they all come from the test tube…. This is what human research in Nazi germany was trying to accomplish…I guess…and the tragedy in all this is that I wasn’t invited to this party…or more importantly, that this party didn’t happen on my face…
Cris Urena is a Domincan / American fashion model who’s name reminds me of pissing on girls…because girls love that shit…even when they pretend they don’t, just ask Kim Kardashian, but more import I love that shit. She’s 22, she’s worked for Victoria’s Secret and I guess they are lending her out to H&M like H&M was Leonardo DiCaprio to help make her famous…and bikini or not, I’m still thinking about how her name is Urine…
We don’t get these too often anymore these days, but it’s time for a rare Brooke Burke sighting. According to my sources, these killer booty shots are from a Sketchers ad she was shooting, and I know Brooke’s got to be in her 40s by now, but her body still looks just as good as most chicks in their 20s. Anyway, to all you ladies out there wondering what her secret is, I’ll tell you: she hooks up with a blogger for 30 minutes three times a week. OK, so that’s a lie, but still, doesn’t that sound like way more fun than whatever stupid juice cleanse you were going to try instead? Call me. » view all 23 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
The original femme fatale, Lucrezia Borgia, was born on this day 534 years ago, and thanks to Showtime’s The Borgias , we now know a little bit more of what this sexy lady was all about! Portrayed on the series by Holliday Grainger , Lucrezia was known to poison people with her hollow ring, carry on an incestuous relationship with her brother, and get nude pretty frequently! Take a look back at some of her best nude scenes from the show after the jump!