Gemma Atkinson is some Glamour Model, which is code of hooker, who probably is married to a soccer star, or some other rich guy in the UK, because that’s what these hookers do….they just Glamour Model to increase their brand image and brand profile and make people who otherwise would just get lap dances from them get them pregnant. It’s good strategy with a solid retirement plan of monthly child support payments and I can’t help but appreciate good whoring, especially when it has a body like this…
I don’t even know if that chick in a bikini at the start of this Vine is Maria Maria Maria the Greek Loving Greek in Greece Menounos…I have facial recognition and I only recognize her by her cunt that she normally flashes in her bikini, but that she’s not flashing in these bikini pics I am linking to at the bottom of this life changing post I am rushing though because I have better things to do like watch girls in the park tan and figure out ways to convince them to let me apply sun tan lotion on their backs with my dick…it’s a hard life for me…I don’t need to fly to Greece to be ignored by Maria Menounos, and I don’t need to wack off to her pics, when I got the real thing outside my door, too bad I’m lazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who you may have already jerked off to if you’re in your 50s and haven’t quite figured out that the internet has actual porn that you can view on your cellphone and that you don’t have to sneak off with your wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog to fantasize about new pussy…as your wife’s pussy continues to get worse and worse, day after day, from the day you married her til now…the steady decline if you were to graph that shit out on a graph, an investment you probably wouldn’t have made if you realized that all bitches cause headaches, and you’re better off circulating through multiple bitches, rather than being stuck with one bitch and having to deal with her bullshit til the day you fucking die, cuz that’s not living people, that’s depressing as fuck and you’ve sold out for the suburban dream…your penis neglected, and not getting the exposure it needs, your soul and your spirit dead from being some woman’s bitch….and the solace you have is when you get 10 minutes to yourself cuz she’s grocery shopping or with her friend, unable to nag you…allowing you to have some time to yourself to jerk off to something you want to jerk off to, rather than something you have to have sex with cuz that’s what being married is all about…kill yourself now…or stare at Sara Sampaio cheating on Victoria’s Secret with Elle, making a name for her half naked self. I’m into it.
If seeing flat chested chicks who recently got implants posing with massive old lady bras..then you’ll really like this Hayden Panettiere picture for social media…showing the world she still has a little circus clown in her, despite her new hustle to look more like a girl, rather than some midget used as a human cannonball under the big top…. Unless this big bra is just a normal sized bra that looks huge next to her dwarf self… The fact remains that Hayden Panettiere’s fans love her in a creepy way, and even those of you not into fecal porn, would jerk off to pics of her shitting, it’s like she can do no wrong, even though she doesn’t do much… Personally, I’m more into girls who don’t wear bras. But this isn’t about me people, it’s about you and your creepy fucking fetishes…cuz if this was for me, there’d be a lot more spread asshole, random household insertion, and maybe some squirting…I’m a little more hardcore that girls being silly with bras, that’s too high school for me, while I prefer weathered whore.
India Reynolds is some Glamour Model who is naked doing Glamour Model bullshit for some magazine that probably doesn’t pay her much, but that gives her the exposure to get out there and get on the VIP list at all the trendy clubs she wants to go to, and gets her in a position to get knocked up by a soccer player, because like all pornstars, even if they are soft core pornstars, they use that whole getting naked thing for personal gain, usually to help them charge more for their hooking…and I’m not complaining, because I world without hookers, would be a world without women, and a world without women, would be a world built on prison rape, and a world built on prison rape would be painful for those of us who have man titties and an inability to run very fast… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Former Marine Turned Amputee Becomes Fitness And Underwear Model Talk about turning tragedy to triumph…. Via NY Daily News: Who needs two legs when you look this good? Commanding his shot while standing in just a pair of blue and red briefs, this chiseled and tattooed Afghan War veteran could easily make you forget what’s missing from his photos. But Alex Minsky, a 24-year-old former Marine who’s now kind of a David Beckham of underwear models, stands with the help of a prosthetic leg rising up to his right knee after losing it to an explosion in 2009. In just nine months after fame discovered him working out in a Southern California gym, Minsky has made a growing name for himself as not only a fashion model but a devout role model for healthy living. “I didn’t set out to be an underwear model; I just like taking care of myself and working out. It just so happens that I look good in underwear,” he honestly says. Two years after joining the Marines and shipping off to Afghanistan, the San Diego man, then 21, drove over an improvised explosive device, which sent him in a coma. When he finally woke, his right leg was gone, which marked the beginning of a long and excruciating road toward his recovery. As he reflects, he admits, it certainly wasn’t easy, and he soon fell to drinking as a way to help him cope. “I was just living numb,” he said. “Just running away from all those problems in life and thinking that a drink would fix everything. Now I know that that’s not [the case].” With his family’s support, he says, he mustered up the strength to make the necessary changes in his life. He stopped drinking and focused on his physical fitness, health and mental attitude. Two days after going sober, he was discovered, launching a rising modeling career he’s yet to fully grasp. “I just want people from nearby or far away — I want them to be inspired to try harder,” he said of his ongoing improvement efforts, which he regularly updates his friends, family and fans about on one of his Facebook pages. “I’m donating heavily to the Wounded Warrior Project because they helped me. They helped me a lot along the way, and they helped my family,” he said of the service group that generously aids injured service members like him. “It’s all about progress,” he positively pushes. As for him: “I just want to be happy and healthy … that’s really all I want to do.” This is a great story. Check out more pics of Alex below: Facebook
