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Iza Goulart Fitness of the DAy

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Apr 24, 2015 at 12:56pm PDT Here’s a little Iza Goulart showing her ripped fucking stomach as she jumps around to Kris Kross, since that song only just came out in Brazil, or maybe because she’s a funny little brazilian and this is her Brazilian sense of humor…even though real brazilian sense of humor comes into play when the chick you’ve been dancing with pulls out her boner that is bigger than your dick when you get her back to your hotel and you’re forced to decide whether to finish off the blowjob she started or if it is more gay when you know she has a dick than when she was doing it with her dick tucked in her panties… Not that Iza is that kind of Brazilian…but she may be…and her abs aren’t really telling much of a different story…here she is… The post Iza Goulart Fitness of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Myla DalBesio for TUSH of the Day

Myla DalBesio is a size 10 model, which is considered plus size, who I’ve never heard of, but who was at one point in time Miss Teen Wisconsin…back when she was 16…she’s done a bunch of random shoots, is apparently an artist, and like all artists..at least all people I accept as artists…she’s rocking a bush, even though bush is as trendy in the hipster world as bald pussy was 5 years ago…that doesn’t take away from the fact that I fucking love bush….and that this spread for TUSH…may not be as spread as I like….even though she’s a fat girl…but it’s as hairy as I like…and that’s normally enough for me…especially in this no bush being the norm horrible world… Myla DalBesio…is hot…and I hate fat chicks…I guess she’s a good fat…if only model plus sized applied to real life plus sized…because she’s hardly as fat as Kate Upton…who isn’t considered a plus sized model…and she’s no where near real fat chicks who only model for BBW fetish sites…because they pay in donuts.. The post Myla DalBesio for TUSH of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Camille Rowe for S Moda of the Day

Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic… She is a hot and not just because she is normally totally down with getting naked, and really why wouldn’t she be, she’s a fucking model..that is kind of her job… It is the key tool she’s got in her model toolbox, you know cuz using anything but that is like hiring a hooker to play cards with you, or a carpenter to empty your fucking dishwasher…you see sure they can do it…but why the fuck would you want them to. That said, she’s still a babe…even in a boring bikini shoot…for S Moda The post Camille Rowe for S Moda of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexa Vega Abs of the Day

Alexa Vega is the Mexican who I assume Robert Rodriguez really fucking liked when she was a little girl, since he made her his spy kid….a spy kid who ended up growing up with a barely there acting career, but a hot body that reminds us that you don’t actually need a career as long as you’ve been in one movie, that shit can carry you into the arms of a rich dude in the industry,, so that you can focus on your abs… lookin’ good…. The post Alexa Vega Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Sleeping in of the Day

Her name is Alexis Ren or Alexis Reneg..and there is word that she’s a serious fucking hustler, really grinding away at being the next big thing in instagram models…she apparently has a huge instagram following, a huge tumblr following, and her boyfriend…is right there with her…producing content, videos, making themselves famous…and they’ll probably end up with a reality show..because the world just likes young hot couples…it reminds us of everything that has gone wrong in our lives… That said, they were asked to do a campaign for a lingerie company…featuring her in their lingerie…shot on an iphone…in what may be interpreted as softcore porn…in what I consider just looks fucking awkeard…but young girl in lingerie…that shit’s alright by me… The post Alexis Ren Sleeping in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pornstar Logan Pierce Sings THis is How We Do It….of the Day

Apparently it’s Firday…so you’re either done work, about to be done work, not on the computer…or hungover from last night….unless of course you’re like me…an unemployed loser with nothing better to do that to look at flimsy bullshit internet content as a distraction from my shitty life… Well, what better flimsy internet content could you want than a male pornstar, you know a dude who’s dick you’ve definitely jerked off to, cuz you’re a homo…Logan Pierce…singing This is How We Do It… If you don’t like that cuz watching the dick you’ve jerked off to sing is too romantic for you…here’s a Gay joke…with Sara Luvv…a pornstar you may have also jerked off to…distracting you from Logan Pierce’s dick you were jerking off to… The post Pornstar Logan Pierce Sings THis is How We Do It….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Droopy Faced Gigi Hadid of the Day

It was Gigi Hadid’s birthday…so we can assume her dad bought her this bikini campaign for Seafolly, like he bought her her career, when he realized she was cute enough, lazy, and hopeless in school…and that a model daughter would be better for his image than a doctor or something, it would give him access to her model friends…and coworkers…he could sugar daddy…you know…so it all makes sense… What doesn’t make sense is how her droopy face is considered the hottest model around…oh right…that was bought for her too..and I guess if she’s stripping down half naked..that’s good.. Here’s her cameltoe.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Even more pics HERE and HERE The post Droopy Faced Gigi Hadid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz Rich Kid Fame Whoring in a Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz is a billionaire rich kid from New York. Her dad probably paid for her career and no one likes people who get handouts, I mean except everyone who follows the Kardashian. The only thing of Value she’s done is prove that Megan Fox is replaceable, something we already knew before her, but she just reminded us of….she alos reminded us that Michael Bay loves tall blonde chicks and I guess most importantly, that if no one pays attention to you, and that quest for fame is seeing roadblocks since no one gives a fuck about you, you can alway take that thirst to instagram to create your own brand, with your own pervert followers, who only know you exist because of Transformers and who are already weird to begin with because of transformers… The post Nicola Peltz Rich Kid Fame Whoring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Model Wears Corset to Get a 20 Inch Waist of the Day

I would expect all girls to have this waist to hip ratio….but girls always let me down always, and it takes a very special, committed girl, who I can almost guarantee is into Kim Kardashin, and that this is a product of Kim Kardashian, and probably the only good thing that has come out of Kim Kardashian, because all the other “not quite” Kim Kardashians scare me with their level of trash… Here are some Not Quite Kim Kardashians from Tumblr… The post Model Wears Corset to Get a 20 Inch Waist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alberte Valentine for Rubén Suárez of the Day

I don’t know who this model Alberte Valentine is, but the last Albert I saw naked or half naked posing erotically, was an Albert that I never wanted to see naked or half naked, because he was a fat black homeless man..rolling around in the public fountain a few summers ago while on what I can only assume was bath salts… I guess what I am trying to say is that I don’t care what a girl’s name is, whether it is a black man’s name or a Spanish name, I just care that skinny girls around the world are linking up with photographers because everyone is a photographer, making a ridiculous amount of content for you to masturbate to, guised as fashion / art or photography…when really it’s just photoshoots for the sake of trying to get famous…and in doing that they do it half naked…which works for me… The post Alberte Valentine for Rubén Suárez of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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