I know I remind you of this every chance I get, but thanks to yours truly and the Tuna Bump, Emily Ratajkowski has become one of the biggest names in the modeling business. And while I’m still waiting for those topless thank-you selfies from Emily, this’ll definitely do for now: new pictures of the smoking hot model for Yamamay Lingerie’s Christmas collection. So just in case any of you were wondering what to get your favorite blogger for the holidays this year, I’ll take Emily in any one of these, thanks.
Kim Cloutier is from Montreal Canada, I have probably met her at some French Canadian pow wow event where all the french people get together and protest english, have anal sex on the first encounter, compare their steroids bodies, tribal tattoos and fake tits, and do other french people things, like eat Poutine, smoke cheap cigs, drink cheap beer, and collect welfare… I guess this one has moved out of that lazy, lower income bracket stereotype, and has taken her modeling career to acting, where she plays the naked girl in an Adam Sandler movie called The Cobbler….where he is a shoe maker, that finds the power to live through the shoes of his customers, because sometimes walking in another man’s shoes allows you to find yourself…even though Cobbler’s barely exist anymore, we just throw our old shoes out and buy new ones, but good premise bro, glad Hollywood hasn’t fallen to absolute total shit.
The Hollywood Film Awards were held last night, and if you’ve never heard of the event, don’t worry – neither has anyone else. It was the first time the awards were televised. A-listers from Ben Affleck to producer James L. Brooks publicly dismissed the HFAs as a joke. But the best indicator of just how seriously Hollywood takes the Hollywood Film Awards was Johnny Depp’s BAC, which apparently peaked right around the time he took the stage: Johnny Depp: Hollywood Film Awards Speech Yes, it seems Depp employed the Captain Jack Sparrow method for coping with pre-show jitters and downed a barrel of rum backstage. Hey, Johnny might be in he’s 50s, but he’s engaged to Amber Heard , who’s only 28. Maybe he figures if she’s not gonna take full advantage of her youth, then he’ll party hard enough for both of them. The sight of Depp slurring and stumbling his way through what should have been a 30 second speech makes us nostalgic for the days of his booze-and-coke-fueled relationship with Kate Moss . Ah, memories. In case you can’t tell, Johnny is presenting an award to Shep Gordon – subject of the new documentary Supermensch – because apparently the HFAs are the kind of show that honors people for being the subject of a documentary. (And for showing up.) Sounds like the kind of night that requires a drink or 12 in order to make it tolerable. Hunter S. Thompson would approve. 33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You’re Not Them 1. Flavor Flav It’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.
Taylor Swift had a Cameltoe on Jimmy Kimmel – because I guess when this girl isn’t having sex, her terrorist of a Vagina feels the need to attack anything close by. If not people she can pretend are her boyfriends while they fuck – even if just for a week – or Models she’s seduced into her multi million dollar homes – the logical thing for her to swallow is her tight pants during her performance… That said, here is her interview with Kimmel – if you care… Here is her performance… And remember if you know her lyrics…she’s brainwashed us all…and we are doomed as a society… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Best time EVER with @lillypulitzer and the loving voice of reason in the background @rbello thank you for enriching my modeling career with monkey licking ???????????????? A video posted by Erin Heatherton (@erinheathertonlegit) on Oct 10, 2014 at 4:39pm PDT Erin Heatheron is a Victoria’s Secret model who is best known for being one of Leonardo Dicaprio’s “girlfriends” even though there are countless rumors that he’s gay….proven by the fact that he’s an actor and acting in and of itself is pretty fucking homo…not to mention he always dates these models who work together, they are colleagues and friends…meaning if the stories are true and not just marketing campaign to make him seem like a Playboy and not someone who plays with boys, and makes them more A-List than they are….making you think think that posing on camera for money isn’t all they do for money…hookers never get jealous of other hookers – they get the program …if you know what I mean.. And if you don’t, here’s a video of Erin Heatherton breast feeding a Monkey that made me laugh….and Here’s her needy photographer…I assume she fucks…cuddled up to her… Very cuddly day with monkeys.. My favorite one right here ???????? @rbello @lillypulitzer A photo posted by Erin Heatherton (@erinheathertonlegit) on Oct 10, 2014 at 5:37pm PDT TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER ON THE BEACH CLICK HERE
In case you’re like me and have the memory of a goldfish, here’s your monthly reminder that Hailey Clauson is going to be the next big thing in the modeling world. Especially if she keeps up the killer bikini photoshoots like this one here. I’d also recommend a very public fling with a famous blogger. I don’t think any model’s actually tried that move before, but maybe Hailey could be the first. » view all 11 photos
Kendall Jenner Posts Bare Bodied Picture On Instagram Kardashian mini-me Kendall Jenner has been on quest to make a name for herself in the modeling world apart from her famous sisters, but it looks like she’s still a slimmy-trimmy apple that didn’t fall to far from the tree of nakedness. Kendall posted this clothes-less pic on Instagram, showing off the silhouette of her itty-bitty goodies for all to see. Do you think Kendall has what it takes to climb to the top in the modeling world? Instagram
Kate Moss is in this campaign with Cara Delevingne, a socialite turned model, who is still a socialite, because she is a rich kid who puts herself at all the right events with the right people. The association with the A-Listers she associates herself with is good for her modeling career, it is was made her an It Girl, it is the reason she makes money and has big pay days, it is a whole “if people in movies want to sit on her face, the general public will”…bullshit that I guess doesn’t offend me – because there are bigger issues in the world besides who the the modeling industry want to pay to promote their brand…like Burberry, in what I like to this is their take on lesbian porn, the classy high end fashion way…
Even though I’ve done a couple posts on Mayra Suarez by now, I still don’t know a whole lot about the Mexican hottie, or her stance on advancing her modeling career by dating a blogger, for that matter. The only thing it seems like I do know about Mayra is that she looks downright amazing in a bikini. And you know what? That’s good enough for me. So how about it Mayra, will you marry and then divorce me? I’m sure we could make each other very unhappy someday. » view all 28 photos
